There is no witchcraft, voodoo dolls, or Peloton commercials, that will make me have sex with you.
Now I am getting a little nervous. Why you ask? You post incessantly about having sex with me, which suggests you think about it a lot.

I told you. I don't have sex anymore.
Please don't take this personally, if I did and you slimmed down and toned up, I might entertain the idea. In some photos, you have a nice face. How's your gag control? I'm hung.
BTW. I have a voodoo doll. The other two things you mention aren't a part of my life.