For Matt "The Cannon" Canning

[Kwon]

Meet Joe Black or Troy?

Joe Black


Troy

[Walter Sobchak]

Matt definitely slaps the ham to the Fight Club version of Brad Pitt.

And the Snatch version

And the 12 Monkeys version

And the Moneyball version

And the Thelma and Louise version

And the Ocean’s Eleven version

And the Burn After Reading version

And the Interview With a Vampire version

And the Seven Years in Tibet version

And the Benjamin Button version

And the Seven version

And the River Runs Through It version

And the Inglorious Bastards version

And the Legends of the Fall version

And the Fury version

And the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood version

And the World War Z version



Let’s just recognize that Matt Canning is a drooling Aspy phaggot who tries to force the words ironage and bender into every post, like the gay little maple syrup scented weakling we all know he is.

[LurkerNoMore]

Get ready for a reply that resembles a novel.

[Walter Sobchak]

Get ready for a reply that resembles a novel.

And mentions his gaylord Justin Trudeau coiffed hair and his 135 lb bench press.

He’s the half-male version of Greta Thunberg.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Gran Autismo Canning will clear all this up...

[karasan]

He is still experimenting, it is just a matter of time before he is crossing the line and turning a card carrying homo.
He can learn few tricks from Primegay.
He would definitely bombard him with questions regarding gay etiquette.

[LurkerNoMore]

He is still experimenting, it is just a matter of time before he is crossing the line and turning a card carrying homo.
He can learn few tricks from Primegay.
He would definitely bombard him with questions regarding gay etiquette.

Gayer than looking for a Brad Pitt autographed Thelma and Louis movie on eBay.

[King Shizzo]

Matt definitely slaps the ham to the Fight Club version of Brad Pitt.

And the Snatch version

And the 12 Monkeys version

And the Moneyball version

And the Thelma and Louise version

And the Ocean’s Eleven version

And the Burn After Reading version

And the Interview With a Vampire version

And the Seven Years in Tibet version

And the Benjamin Button version

And the Seven version

And the River Runs Through It version

And the Inglorious Bastards version

And the Legends of the Fall version

And the Fury version

And the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood version

And the World War Z version



Let’s just recognize that Matt Canning is a drooling Aspy phaggot who tries to force the words ironage and bender into every post, like the gay little maple syrup scented weakling we all know he is.

You put too much research into this.

Are there things?.....

[wes]

Matt definitely slaps the ham to the Fight Club version of Brad Pitt.

And the Snatch version

And the 12 Monkeys version

And the Moneyball version

And the Thelma and Louise version

And the Ocean’s Eleven version

And the Burn After Reading version

And the Interview With a Vampire version

And the Seven Years in Tibet version

And the Benjamin Button version

And the Seven version

And the River Runs Through It version

And the Inglorious Bastards version

And the Legends of the Fall version

And the Fury version

And the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood version

And the World War Z version



Let’s just recognize that Matt Canning is a drooling Aspy phaggot who tries to force the words ironage and bender into every post, like the gay little maple syrup scented weakling we all know he is.

[Walter Sobchak]

You put too much research into this.

Are there things?.....

Forget it, Shizzo, you’re out of your element!

[Methyl m1ke]

Not gay not even curious Brad Pitt has to be (or was at one time) just about physically perfect.

[Matt]

Meet Joe Black or Troy?

That's a great question.

Consider that Brad Pitt was a bit older in Troy...six years may not matter much if it's 27 and 33, but he was 40 in Troy, and 34 in Meet Joe Black.  That depends on the exact date of filming, but...people usually lose the ability to compete against the best looking people in the world by 40 [if not MUCH earlier than that], but in Brad Pitt's case, he held out to at least 40, and didn't really start looking "old" until around 50.  Now he could not compete with the best-looking younger men, but he still looks great for his age.

You did pose a good question though...I'd say, physique-wise, it's Troy, no issues.  In terms of face, Meet Joe Black.

And I DO think we can overcome our facial looks with improvements in our physique, so...LOL...I can't answer.

[Matt]

Matt definitely slaps the ham to the Fight Club version of Brad Pitt.

And the Snatch version

And the 12 Monkeys version

And the Moneyball version

And the Thelma and Louise version

And the Ocean’s Eleven version

And the Burn After Reading version

And the Interview With a Vampire version

And the Seven Years in Tibet version

And the Benjamin Button version

And the Seven version

And the River Runs Through It version

And the Inglorious Bastards version

And the Legends of the Fall version

And the Fury version

And the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood version

And the World War Z version



Let’s just recognize that Matt Canning is a drooling Aspy phaggot who tries to force the words ironage and bender into every post, like the gay little maple syrup scented weakling we all know he is.

This is how you speak of me on my birthday?

But seriously, what's with your suggestion that anyone would be worried about being gay?  Is there anyone still in the closet anymore?  It's funny about my city - which has voted Liberal something like for the past 88 years [it's seriously something like this, if Minneapolis voting for Democrat mayors since 1976 or something like that, when the last non-Democrat mayor was voted in, go look up the Thunder Bay libtard stats].

On that note, no one in Thunder Bay will hold hands, in a gay relationship, for some reason.  And I have no idea why.  Because, as I said, I live in basically the most libtard city possible.  I guess we're libtard here because we're basically a welfare city...so I guess we're more libtard because of economic issues, as opposed to social justice issues.  Either way, I don't get the sense anyone is in the closet here.

Why would you think I'm a closet gay guy for saying that Brad Pitt is good looking?  So to be a straight male means we can't acknowledge when another dude is good looking?  I just don't get that line of thinking.  Basically, the reason I started working out was because of how great Mark Wahlberg's physique was in the movie FEAR.  I didn't consider that gay at all, but the dude looked great in that movie [for a 5'8.5" manlet].

[AbrahamG]

This is how you speak of me on my birthday?

But seriously, what's with your suggestion that anyone would be worried about being gay?  Is there anyone still in the closet anymore?  It's funny about my city - which has voted Liberal something like for the past 88 years [it's seriously something like this, if Minneapolis voting for Democrat mayors since 1976 or something like that, when the last non-Democrat mayor was voted in, go look up the Thunder Bay libtard stats].

On that note, no one in Thunder Bay will hold hands, in a gay relationship, for some reason.  And I have no idea why.  Because, as I said, I live in basically the most libtard city possible.  I guess we're libtard here because we're basically a welfare city...so I guess we're more libtard because of economic issues, as opposed to social justice issues.  Either way, I don't get the sense anyone is in the closet here.

Why would you think I'm a closet gay guy for saying that Brad Pitt is good looking?  So to be a straight male means we can't acknowledge when another dude is good looking?  I just don't get that line of thinking.  Basically, the reason I started working out was because of how great Mark Wahlberg's physique was in the movie FEAR.  I didn't consider that gay at all, but the dude looked great in that movie [for a 5'8.5" manlet].

Happy Berfday!

[Taffin]

This is how you speak of me on my birthday?

On that note, no one in Thunder Bay will hold hands, in a gay relationship, for some reason.  And I have no idea why. 

Don't worry fella, just stay positive and one day you'll find a man that doesn't mind holding hands...

Happy Birthday 

[Primemuscle]

This is how you speak of me on my birthday?

But seriously, what's with your suggestion that anyone would be worried about being gay?  Is there anyone still in the closet anymore?  It's funny about my city - which has voted Liberal something like for the past 88 years [it's seriously something like this, if Minneapolis voting for Democrat mayors since 1976 or something like that, when the last non-Democrat mayor was voted in, go look up the Thunder Bay libtard stats].

On that note, no one in Thunder Bay will hold hands, in a gay relationship, for some reason.  And I have no idea why.  Because, as I said, I live in basically the most libtard city possible.  I guess we're libtard here because we're basically a welfare city...so I guess we're more libtard because of economic issues, as opposed to social justice issues.  Either way, I don't get the sense anyone is in the closet here.

Why would you think I'm a closet gay guy for saying that Brad Pitt is good looking?  So to be a straight male means we can't acknowledge when another dude is good looking?  I just don't get that line of thinking.  Basically, the reason I started working out was because of how great Mark Wahlberg's physique was in the movie FEAR.  I didn't consider that gay at all, but the dude looked great in that movie [for a 5'8.5" manlet].

Chiming in here Matt. Of course you can recognize another dude's handsome appearance and doing so shows that you are confident in you sexuality. It's the people ( usually males) who are homophobic and often closeted who have issues with noticing or even complimenting other folks of the same sex.....something which for some crazy reason, many women have been doing forever without anyone questioning it. Wonder why?

What is totally ironic about it is that this is supposedly a bodybuilding website. In fact, there is even the occasional discussion about various bodybuilders' physiques and how they measure up to one another. Most guys who are into bodybuilding have someone whose physique they admire or who inspired them to start working out. That's evident if you read the comments of those folks here who actually follow bodybuilding. Like is often said, it's only gay to those who want it to be.

On a side note, if what you mentioned about gay couples holding rarely hands in public in Thunder Bay is correct, one wonders why that is?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Matt C loves the fishy smell of vagina so much, that there is no way he can be gay! 

[Kwon]

Oh, and



HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTHEW!

[_bruce_]

This is how you speak of me on my birthday?

But seriously, what's with your suggestion that anyone would be worried about being gay?  Is there anyone still in the closet anymore?  It's funny about my city - which has voted Liberal something like for the past 88 years [it's seriously something like this, if Minneapolis voting for Democrat mayors since 1976 or something like that, when the last non-Democrat mayor was voted in, go look up the Thunder Bay libtard stats].

On that note, no one in Thunder Bay will hold hands, in a gay relationship, for some reason.  And I have no idea why.  Because, as I said, I live in basically the most libtard city possible.  I guess we're libtard here because we're basically a welfare city...so I guess we're more libtard because of economic issues, as opposed to social justice issues.  Either way, I don't get the sense anyone is in the closet here.

Why would you think I'm a closet gay guy for saying that Brad Pitt is good looking?  So to be a straight male means we can't acknowledge when another dude is good looking?  I just don't get that line of thinking.  Basically, the reason I started working out was because of how great Mark Wahlberg's physique was in the movie FEAR.  I didn't consider that gay at all, but the dude looked great in that movie [for a 5'8.5" manlet].

It's a bit of a cultural thing - commenting on another man's look means you're very content with yourself or gay. For normal guys it's mainly about "competition" and it would be mostly counterproductive to give a "competitor" too much praise.

[harmankardon1]

That's a great question.

Consider that Brad Pitt was a bit older in Troy...six years may not matter much if it's 27 and 33, but he was 40 in Troy, and 34 in Meet Joe Black.  That depends on the exact date of filming, but...people usually lose the ability to compete against the best looking people in the world by 40 [if not MUCH earlier than that], but in Brad Pitt's case, he held out to at least 40, and didn't really start looking "old" until around 50.  Now he could not compete with the best-looking younger men, but he still looks great for his age.

You did pose a good question though...I'd say, physique-wise, it's Troy, no issues.  In terms of face, Meet Joe Black.

And I DO think we can overcome our facial looks with improvements in our physique, so...LOL...I can't answer.

Wasn't he like 35 in Troy?? That was filmed in 02 I think

[Earl1972]

Gayer than looking for a Brad Pitt autographed Thelma and Louis movie on eBay.

gayer than voting for the party that says gay is cool, and then trying to hide your gayness by making a lame gay joke

E

[harmankardon1]

Chiming in here Matt. Of course you can recognize another dude's handsome appearance and doing so shows that you are confident in you sexuality. It's the people ( usually males) who are homophobic and often closeted who have issues with noticing or even complimenting other folks of the same sex.....something which for some crazy reason, many women have been doing forever without anyone questioning it. Wonder why?

What is totally ironic about it is that this is supposedly a bodybuilding website. In fact, there is even the occasional discussion about various bodybuilders' physiques and how they measure up to one another. Most guys who are into bodybuilding have someone whose physique they admire or who inspired them to start working out. That's evident if you read the comments of those folks here who actually follow bodybuilding. Like is often said, it's only gay to those who want it to be.

On a side note, if what you mentioned about gay couples holding rarely hands in public in Thunder Bay is correct, one wonders why that is?

Homos holding hands is disgusting, they should be arrested and thrown in an asylum...

[Henda]

Homos holding hands is disgusting, they should be arrested and thrown in an asylum...

Haha agree, maybe even gas chamber instead of asylum

[Walter Sobchak]

This is how you speak of me on my birthday?

But seriously, what's with your suggestion that anyone would be worried about being gay?  Is there anyone still in the closet anymore?  It's funny about my city - which has voted Liberal something like for the past 88 years [it's seriously something like this, if Minneapolis voting for Democrat mayors since 1976 or something like that, when the last non-Democrat mayor was voted in, go look up the Thunder Bay libtard stats].

On that note, no one in Thunder Bay will hold hands, in a gay relationship, for some reason.  And I have no idea why.  Because, as I said, I live in basically the most libtard city possible.  I guess we're libtard here because we're basically a welfare city...so I guess we're more libtard because of economic issues, as opposed to social justice issues.  Either way, I don't get the sense anyone is in the closet here.

Why would you think I'm a closet gay guy for saying that Brad Pitt is good looking?  So to be a straight male means we can't acknowledge when another dude is good looking?  I just don't get that line of thinking.  Basically, the reason I started working out was because of how great Mark Wahlberg's physique was in the movie FEAR.  I didn't consider that gay at all, but the dude looked great in that movie [for a 5'8.5" manlet].

I don’t think you’re gay because you think Brad Pitt is good looking.

I think you’re gay because of the way you act to try to hide your homosexuality.

Well that...and the cocks you’ve sucked.

[DooM_]

This is how you speak of me on my birthday?

But seriously, what's with your suggestion that anyone would be worried about being gay?  Is there anyone still in the closet anymore?  It's funny about my city - which has voted Liberal something like for the past 88 years [it's seriously something like this, if Minneapolis voting for Democrat mayors since 1976 or something like that, when the last non-Democrat mayor was voted in, go look up the Thunder Bay libtard stats].

On that note, no one in Thunder Bay will hold hands, in a gay relationship, for some reason.  And I have no idea why.  Because, as I said, I live in basically the most libtard city possible.  I guess we're libtard here because we're basically a welfare city...so I guess we're more libtard because of economic issues, as opposed to social justice issues.  Either way, I don't get the sense anyone is in the closet here.

Why would you think I'm a closet gay guy for saying that Brad Pitt is good looking?  So to be a straight male means we can't acknowledge when another dude is good looking?  I just don't get that line of thinking.  Basically, the reason I started working out was because of how great Mark Wahlberg's physique was in the movie FEAR.  I didn't consider that gay at all, but the dude looked great in that movie [for a 5'8.5" manlet].

why do people need to walk around  '' holding hands '' if they're in a relationship . . . ?