Matt definitely slaps the ham to the Fight Club version of Brad Pitt.
And the Snatch version
And the 12 Monkeys version
And the Moneyball version
And the Thelma and Louise version
And the Ocean’s Eleven version
And the Burn After Reading version
And the Interview With a Vampire version
And the Seven Years in Tibet version
And the Benjamin Button version
And the Seven version
And the River Runs Through It version
And the Inglorious Bastards version
And the Legends of the Fall version
And the Fury version
And the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood version
And the World War Z version
Let’s just recognize that Matt Canning is a drooling Aspy phaggot who tries to force the words ironage and bender into every post, like the gay little maple syrup scented weakling we all know he is.
This is how you speak of me on my birthday?
But seriously, what's with your suggestion that anyone would be worried about being gay? Is there anyone still in the closet anymore? It's funny about my city - which has voted Liberal something like for the past 88 years [it's seriously something like this, if Minneapolis voting for Democrat mayors since 1976 or something like that, when the last non-Democrat mayor was voted in, go look up the Thunder Bay libtard stats].
On that note, no one in Thunder Bay will hold hands, in a gay relationship, for some reason. And I have no idea why. Because, as I said, I live in basically the most libtard city possible. I guess we're libtard here because we're basically a welfare city...so I guess we're more libtard because of economic issues, as opposed to social justice issues. Either way, I don't get the sense anyone is in the closet here.
Why would you think I'm a closet gay guy for saying that Brad Pitt is good looking? So to be a straight male means we can't acknowledge when another dude is good looking? I just don't get that line of thinking. Basically, the reason I started working out was because of how great Mark Wahlberg's physique was in the movie FEAR. I didn't consider that gay at all, but the dude looked great in that movie [for a 5'8.5" manlet].