Nothing very noteworthy in Getbig terms, apart from the time the Swedish bikini team's bus had a flat tire in front of my house. After an hour with each of them, my bed finally broke.
I was pissed. I ran them off and threatened to call the cops on that fishy slitted lot if they didn't get that goddamned bus towed away.
Seriously though, I have been with some cool girls and enjoyed myself. The most unique sexual relationship was probably my first. I was 19; she was 37, married, mother of four. I think I mentioned this on Getbig before, actually.
The first time we had sex was in the back of her van, parked in the outer reaches of one of our expansive university's parking lots. It was raining heavily so we weren't too worried about getting caught. It was my first time using a condom as well. It was too tight and, as a newbie, I didn't know you're supposed to leave that little bit of the tip "free." And so, we screwed for awhile, and when we took a quick breather, out comes my pecker and a rubber that had popped :/
D'oH!
By that time, we were still so wound up that we didn't give a shit and got back to fucking. We did not worry much about potential pregnancy since she was still intimate with her abusive hubby*.
*That's how I justified the cheating. In the months leading up to the start of our affair, she told me all manner of stories about her husband being a despicable creature. I resisted for awhile but I was young, dumb and full of you know what. Plus, she was attractive in a librarian/school teacher way (ironic, since she went on to become the chair of a large county's high school English department). Think Rebecca Demornay circa mid 1980s.
