Author Topic: Whats The Short Cutoff? (Read 4999 times)

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #25 on:** February 17, 2021, 06:15:48 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on February 17, 2021, 01:38:16 AM

Human centipenis.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #26 on:** February 17, 2021, 06:28:01 AM »

Anyone shorter than me is a shrimp. Anyone taller is a galoot.

Griffith · « **Reply #27 on:** February 17, 2021, 06:33:35 AM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on February 16, 2021, 08:39:36 PM

i'm 5'10

haven't been called short since i was a freshman walking through the senior hallway in high school

from my experience most of the guys that obsess over height are taller guys that don't have much going for themselves other than their height

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I've noticed this too, especially if another guy is better looking than them, pulling more women or more successful etc.

Gitur · « **Reply #28 on:** February 17, 2021, 06:37:00 AM »

Quote from: SGT BARNES on February 16, 2021, 08:53:34 PM

How tall do you think she is?

mmm softsparkling

WoogsRaven · « **Reply #29 on:** February 17, 2021, 06:42:33 AM »

Quote from: Gitur on February 17, 2021, 06:37:00 AM

mmm softsparkling

I am an even 5'9" tall. But I weigh 203 pounds. Big blocky thighs my whole life contributes to the added weight. All of my friends growing up were at least 6 feet or taller. Felt weird being the short guy amongst them. But I had the best handles on the basketball court so playing taller guys was fairly common.

ayedee · « **Reply #30 on:** February 17, 2021, 06:45:37 AM »

Less than 6' 3'' is short. If you want to grow taller then move to Holland where the tallest people live. There is nothing more pathetic than small man complex.

monsterman500 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 17, 2021, 06:56:56 AM »

Quote from: ayedee on February 17, 2021, 06:45:37 AM

Less than 6' 3'' is short. If you want to grow taller then move to Holland where the tallest people live. There is nothing more pathetic than small man complex.

Nothing more pathetic than a big man who gets laughed at in bed cause he´s got a small cock. it´s cock size that counts. it´s like juiced up guys who can´t perform in bed. why look good to attract women or whatever & you can´t drill her good because you are nearly impotent.

Griffith · « **Reply #32 on:** February 17, 2021, 07:06:55 AM »

Quote from: monsterman500 on February 17, 2021, 06:56:56 AM

Nothing more pathetic than a big man who gets laughed at in bed cause he´s got a small cock. it´s cock size that counts. it´s like juiced up guys who can´t perform in bed. why look good to attract women or whatever & you can´t drill her good because you are nearly impotent.

Taffin · « **Reply #33 on:** February 17, 2021, 07:13:48 AM »

Quote from: SOMEPARTS on February 16, 2021, 08:59:26 PM

Using decimals on inches is strange. Not just the OCD part about the fractional height, the actual use of decimals instead of 16ths, 8ths, 4ths, halfs, etc.

You must have missed Matt's c0ck thread

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #34 on:** February 17, 2021, 07:51:51 AM »

Quote from: Matt on February 16, 2021, 07:41:45 PM

Agreed. I'm 5'8.6" at night, which is the height I tell people I am. I am about 5'9.3" first thing in the morning. A wear a shoe with a bit of heal [but not really], and with big hair and good posture, people probably think I'm 5'9.5". I actually always wanted to be 5'10". I think the "10" just makes 5''10" sound a lot taller than 5'9".

That being said, my experience is that women don't care as long as you aren't shorter than they are. Even then, two of the women I attempted to knock up [one successfully] were 5'11". So I don't think women give a shit, as long as you have something else going for you.

Also, women who are over 5'8" or 5'9" are above the average male height. So that forces them to settle somewhat. I mean...will a 6'0" woman say no to a guy who is 5'10"? At six feet, she's taller than, what, 80% of men? How many men are 6'0"+? Must be under 30%. So will a woman that tall turn down almost the entire dating pool? IMO, no.

I subscribe to this chart:

Matt do you think that eating your girlfriend’s pussy that was full of stale load from all the other guys she was fucking stunted your growth?

Or did you just like the taste of semen?

Or both?

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #35 on:** February 17, 2021, 08:15:39 AM »

Quote from: monsterman500 on February 17, 2021, 06:56:56 AM

Nothing more pathetic than a big man who gets laughed at in bed cause he´s got a small cock. it´s cock size that counts. it´s like juiced up guys who can´t perform in bed. why look good to attract women or whatever & you can´t drill her good because you are nearly impotent.

Personal experience?

sync pulse · « **Reply #36 on:** February 17, 2021, 08:28:37 AM »

I met an USMC drill instructor on a plane flight to California once...He said during our conversation that he would advocate not enlisting guys under 5' 10"...

monsterman500 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 17, 2021, 08:43:03 AM »

Quote from: sync pulse on February 17, 2021, 08:28:37 AM

I met an USMC drill instructor on a plane flight to California once...He said during our conversation that he would advocate not enlisting guys under 5' 10"...

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001559/bio

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #38 on:** February 17, 2021, 08:45:30 AM »

Quote from: sync pulse on February 17, 2021, 08:28:37 AM

I met an USMC drill instructor on a plane flight to California once...He said during our conversation that he would advocate not enlisting guys under 5' 10"...

Why? From my experience the shorter guys almost always had better PFT and rifle range scores.

Griffith · « **Reply #39 on:** February 17, 2021, 09:01:35 AM »

Quote from: sync pulse on February 17, 2021, 08:28:37 AM

I met an USMC drill instructor on a plane flight to California once...He said during our conversation that he would advocate not enlisting guys under 5' 10"...

That makes zero sense though.

Look at the combat history of the Gurkhas and Japanese soldiers in WW2.

residue · « **Reply #40 on:** February 17, 2021, 09:22:06 AM »

Quote from: monsterman500 on February 17, 2021, 06:56:56 AM

Nothing more pathetic than a big man who gets laughed at in bed cause he´s got a small cock. it´s cock size that counts. it´s like juiced up guys who can´t perform in bed. why look good to attract women or whatever & you can´t drill her good because you are nearly impotent.

they're usually bottoming anyway

Rusty Trombone · « **Reply #41 on:** February 17, 2021, 10:18:07 AM »

Quote from: monsterman500 on February 17, 2021, 06:56:56 AM

Nothing more pathetic than a big man who gets laughed at in bed cause he´s got a small cock. it´s cock size that counts. it´s like juiced up guys who can´t perform in bed. why look good to attract women or whatever & you can´t drill her good because you are nearly impotent.

Upset natty midget detected.

How often does that happen anyways... roiders being impotent?

Rusty Trombone · « **Reply #42 on:** February 17, 2021, 10:20:41 AM »

Quote from: residue on February 17, 2021, 09:22:06 AM

they're usually bottoming anyway

They'd have to be faggets.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #43 on:** February 17, 2021, 10:51:18 AM »

Quote from: monsterman500 on February 17, 2021, 06:56:56 AM

Nothing more pathetic than a big man who gets laughed at in bed cause he´s got a small cock. it´s cock size that counts. it´s like juiced up guys who can´t perform in bed. why look good to attract women or whatever & you can´t drill her good because you are nearly impotent.

Definitely a sucker of cocks.

ThisisOverload · « **Reply #44 on:** February 17, 2021, 10:58:05 AM »

All you short bros can just buy a pickup truck with a 5" lift and large mud tires to offset your lack of penis length.

BB · « **Reply #45 on:** February 17, 2021, 11:04:38 AM »

Quote from: ThisisOverload on February 17, 2021, 10:58:05 AM

All you short bros can just buy a pickup truck with a 5" lift and large mud tires to offset your lack of penis length.

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Guy on right is just 6'.

ThisisOverload · « **Reply #46 on:** February 17, 2021, 11:06:44 AM »

Quote from: BB on February 17, 2021, 11:04:38 AM

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This picture always cracks me up.

Looking all hard but forgets he's the size of a 5th grader.

monsterman500 · « **Reply #47 on:** February 17, 2021, 11:17:35 AM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on February 17, 2021, 10:51:18 AM

Definitely a sucker of cocks.

Definetly a man with a small cock.

a_pupil · « **Reply #48 on:** February 17, 2021, 12:11:43 PM »

Quote from: Griffith on February 17, 2021, 09:01:35 AM

That makes zero sense though.

Look at the combat history of the Gurkhas and Japanese soldiers in WW2.

Makes sense as a smaller soldier is a smaller target. I vaguely remember some Afghans were drilling up an American base and they caught 1 and he was like 5 feet nothing.

Taffin · « **Reply #49 on:** February 17, 2021, 12:55:13 PM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on February 17, 2021, 10:51:18 AM

Definitely a sucker of cocks.

Quote from: monsterman500 on February 17, 2021, 11:17:35 AM

Definetly a man with a small cock.

Let's split the difference - sucker of small c0cks