Joe "Sleepy" Biden typical daily schedule:
12 Noon - wake up, brush dentures, do exercises to Richard Simmons video
12:30PM - Eat breakfast (Oatmeal, prune juice, Metamucil), watch CNN
1:30PM - Meet advisors to sign stuff
2PM - Walk dog around White House, watch CNN
3PM - Nap till 3:45PM
3:45PM - Take crap
4PM - Eat lunch (Soft boiled egg on toast, Metamucil), watch CNN
5PM - Leave office for the day, go upstairs to residence, drink two martinis, watch CNN
6PM - Eat dinner (vegetarian dish, Metamucil), read NY Times, watch MSN
7PM - watch Jeopardy with Jill
7:30 - Have glass of warm milk and cookies, watch CNN
9PM - Take crap, brush dentures, get BJ from Jill, go to bed.