Well your BBing career is over if you can't do the mandatory thumbs up pose.
Tragic - cut down in his prime
Wes - maybe you can carve out an alternative career at the Expos, where it's acceptable to fall back on the 'random scissors' pose instead?
I for one would be prepared to queue up for an opportunity to be out-angled in a photo by you
Just wondering what your 'unique' brand of fart-powder and mildly dangerous stims would be called..? We might need to spitball this a little...
Millennia
Prehistoric (goes with the whole Paleo thing)
Jurassic Powder
Oldest School
Eon
Big Bang (pre-workout?)
Needs more work - I'll build this a little with Lance and Chad and we'll set up a presentation for you