Wait a second, so my dick is considered small?

It's roughly the same size as Mike's, and I never really considered it small. I always felt like that would be like calling a 5'11" dude "short".
If you want to say 5'11" is "not tall", that's fine - but I don't see how anyone would call that "short".
I was going to send a picture of my cock to OneRepMax to confirm it is not small in case that ever gets said on here. But I guess it's considered small...
Now Mike O'Hearn's balls LOL...I'm not laughing at the fact they are small, but it absolutely confirms his steroid use.

Is there no way to use steroids "seriously" without losing your balls and hair? Does TRT have a noticeable impact in these areas too? Because I'm not opposed to steroids, but just seeing that level of testicle shrinkage really annoys me
I'd just prefer not to make trade-offs - including preferably not losing my hair.