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Serious medical question for getbig experts
« on: July 11, 2021, 03:24:53 PM »
I have endoscopy appt tomorrow and they'll knock me out for it. Question is, I live literally 5 min driving distance from there and they say I shouldnt drive. Is it really that bad? So just get uber? I'm sure there'll be tons of gay jokes so flame on! :-*

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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2021, 03:26:28 PM »
I have endoscopy appt tomorrow and they'll knock me out for it. Question is, I live literally 5 min driving distance from there and they say I shouldnt drive. Is it really that bad? So just get uber? I'm sure there'll be tons of gay jokes so flame on! :-*
Getting buttfucked at a road side rest doesn't count as a medical procedure.

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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2021, 03:28:42 PM »
I have endoscopy appt tomorrow and they'll knock me out for it. Question is, I live literally 5 min driving distance from there and they say I shouldnt drive. Is it really that bad? So just get uber? I'm sure there'll be tons of gay jokes so flame on! :-*

Not driving is sometimes an insurance thing. Something along the lines of your car insurance is void if you drive within x hours of y procedure.

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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2021, 03:29:22 PM »
Getting buttfucked at a road side rest doesn't count as a medical procedure.

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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2021, 03:30:41 PM »
I’ve had colonoscopies and endoscopies and they always say don’t drive and I pretend someone is picking me up and I drive home. It’s no big deal at all. Very stupid thing.

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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2021, 03:31:05 PM »
I have endoscopy appt tomorrow and they'll knock me out for it. Question is, I live literally 5 min driving distance from there and they say I shouldnt drive. Is it really that bad? So just get uber? I'm sure there'll be tons of gay jokes so flame on! :-*

Not sure they'll let you take Uber or a cab afterwards. They usually require you have a friend or family to drive you home. In fact, I doubt they'd do the procedure unless that person is with you at check in. 

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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2021, 03:34:20 PM »
I’ve had colonoscopies and endoscopies and they always say don’t drive and I pretend someone is picking me up and I drive home. It’s no big deal at all. Very stupid thing.
I had wisdom teeth removed years ago and they made me have a driver.  The person I brought with me couldn't drive a stick shift and that was my car so after the procedure I left with the person but then drove home.  I didn't remember the drive home and she said I was all paranoid and driving down back roads to avoid cops.  Took twice as long to get home. ;D

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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2021, 03:34:30 PM »
Not sure they'll let you take Uber or a cab afterwards. They usually require you have a friend or family to drive you home. In fact, I doubt they'd do the procedure unless that person is with you at check in.

Fucks sake dont you have an imagination, just tell them someones picking you up.. they dont give a fuck

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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2021, 03:36:45 PM »
A DUI is a DUI . Doesn’t matter who got you wasted

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« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2021, 03:58:03 PM »
Depends on how they sedate you.  Best to uber.

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« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2021, 04:02:58 PM »
I have endoscopy appt tomorrow and they'll knock me out for it. Question is, I live literally 5 min driving distance from there and they say I shouldnt drive. Is it really that bad? So just get uber? I'm sure there'll be tons of gay jokes so flame on! :-*

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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2021, 04:04:08 PM »
I had wisdom teeth removed years ago and they made me have a driver.  The person I brought with me couldn't drive a stick shift and that was my car so after the procedure I left with the person but then drove home.  I didn't remember the drive home and she said I was all paranoid and driving down back roads to avoid cops.  Took twice as long to get home. ;D

Hahahha

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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2021, 04:09:59 PM »
Fucks sake dont you have an imagination, just tell them someones picking you up.. they dont give a fuck

You can't fake a chaperone, they are very strict about this. When I've had any procedure requiring sedation, I had to have someone with me before let me sign in. If that person wants to leave and comeback when the procedure is done, they call them. I've also driven friends to and from their procedures. I've had many colonoscopies since my late 30's. The routine is always the same. Fortunately, my last colonoscopy was actually the very last one because they don't recommend them when you are older than 75.

   

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Re: Serious medical question for getbig experts
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2021, 04:14:32 PM »
I have endoscopy appt tomorrow and they'll knock me out for it. Question is, I live literally 5 min driving distance from there and they say I shouldnt drive. Is it really that bad? So just get uber? I'm sure there'll be tons of gay jokes so flame on! :-*

Arrange a ride.

You can really get your provider/Doctor in trouble if you drive yourself.

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« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2021, 04:45:02 PM »
A DUI is a DUI . Doesn’t matter who got you wasted

Yep.

You could be driving those few miles home perfectly when someone rear-ends you.  The cop would, as a matter of course, ask you where you were and where you were going.

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« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2021, 04:48:29 PM »
Arrange a ride.

You can really get your provider/Doctor in trouble if you drive yourself.

This. In addition, my own experience is that I'm quite high from the anesthesia and probably not fit to drive.

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« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2021, 04:55:43 PM »
Yep.

You could be driving those few miles home perfectly when someone rear-ends you.  The cop would, as a matter of course, ask you where you were and where you were going.

And I would say I’m driving to the store and back, none their fucking business.

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« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2021, 04:55:57 PM »
You can't fake a chaperone, they are very strict about this. When I've had any procedure requiring sedation, I had to have someone with me before let me sign in. If that person wants to leave and comeback when the procedure is done, they call them. I've also driven friends to and from their procedures. I've had many colonoscopies since my late 30's. The routine is always the same. Fortunately, my last colonoscopy was actually the very last one because they don't recommend them when you are older than 75.

   
I have been sedated 3 times for lithotripsy and have always driven home, I just told them my wife was waiting for me

Man the fuck up

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« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2021, 05:43:26 PM »
I have endoscopy appt tomorrow and they'll knock me out for it. Question is, I live literally 5 min driving distance from there and they say I shouldnt drive. Is it really that bad? So just get uber? I'm sure there'll be tons of gay jokes so flame on! :-*


Walk home, you must be 1 fat fuck !.

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« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2021, 05:45:39 PM »
Take the Uber. Shit, it’s five minutes away, why risk it?

Always listen to your doctor and lawyer, and never lie to them either.

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« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2021, 05:50:49 PM »
This. In addition, my own experience is that I'm quite high from the anesthesia and probably not fit to drive.


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Re: Serious medical question for getbig experts
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2021, 06:10:02 PM »
And I would say I’m driving to the store and back, none their fucking business.

Amen, brother, I just don't think that driving after being sedated is worth the risk.

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« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2021, 06:41:20 PM »
I have been sedated 3 times for lithotripsy and have always driven home, I just told them my wife was waiting for me

Man the fuck up

Well goody for you. If you tried that at the clinic my doctor works out of.....well, you wouldn't have to because they would not do the procedure until they knew for a fact you had a qualified ride.  Maybe were you live doctors and medical facilities have a laissez-faire attitude about such things.

Sorry for you about the kidney stones....my wife had to have surgery to remove them twice and she passed them once time she claimed the pain was worse than childbirth.

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« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2021, 10:46:48 PM »
You can't fake a chaperone, they are very strict about this. When I've had any procedure requiring sedation, I had to have someone with me before let me sign in. If that person wants to leave and comeback when the procedure is done, they call them.

Same with me. Each time i had sedation for a procedure they made my ride come inside the office to check in. They would not allow an Uber.

Oddly enough when i was in the hospital for an illness years ago they allowed me to wheel myself outside in a wheelchair and wait for my ride alone.

Weird.

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« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2021, 11:13:27 PM »
I would have Goodrum drive me if I was sedated