Flat n leanish vs fat n full is basically the options of a natty

[bhank]

You make a lot of violent threats.

Getbiggers say a lot of dumb shit being in your 60s doesn't put you above an ass beating when you talk dumb shit

[chaos]

Getbiggers say a lot of dumb shit being in your 60s doesn't put you above an ass beating when you talk dumb shit

When are you going to follow through with one of your violent threats

[Howard]

This has to be about the 10th different version of your life you've posted here.

Fair enough, so here goes the real story:

I dropped out of school at 16 and worked with my dad in a lumber yard as a laborer.
Broke my entire nose bridge when I fell on my face after jumping out of truck at 30 mph.
I won my the bet, but my nose has looked crooked ever since.

My dad made me get my GED and I used that to help  get enlisted in the marines at 19.
I damn near shot myself in the foot during infantry training after boot camp.

So they sent me to work with the cooks and I sucked at that too.
I hate to admit it, but I ended up cleaning a lot of dishes, pots, pans and peeled veggies.

I got sent to Okinawa, 3rd marine div in 1980 and knocked up a cute Japanese lady.
I'm not sure if she got an abortion or had the little bastard, so wtf.

The bad thing was the damn mama san complained to the base commander .
I got kicked out of the corps and sent back to the  states with a dim looking future.

As luck would have it, I met my first of many wives in a hardcore gym in NW Ga.
We got married and her dad owned a used car lot.

I was working as a car prep cleaner and washer when disaster struck.
A Ford F 150 rolled into the show room, crashed the window and a pc of glass sliced my father in law's neck.
The funeral procession had the cleanest line of cars that ever escorted a stiff to the grave yard.

Sadly the wife was a freak and was blowing the guy in the F-150 that killed her dad
So, I divorced her and moved to rural Arkansas.
Got a job as trainer at a hardcore gym and was making serious bank selling steroids
I'd gotten remarried and started to enjoy all the anal sex.
I "discovered" she had a stick shift and ball bearings when I walked in on "her " in the shower.
We got divorced and I moved to Thailand .

Life became a blur and I don't remember much of my life there.
I won a Mr western-outer Mongolia and that didn't qualify me for an IFBB pro card.
I got married a couple or 5 more times ? I divorced 'em all before I returned to the states.

I'm currently living above a bait shack in the Coastal Carolina region.
Rent is cheap but the smell reminds me of too many ex-wives

I'm living off my 10's of dollars from savings and diving for meals daily in the bait shop dumpster.
As long as my 1985 Vesper scooter keeps going, I'm good to go.

Watch this space for my future " Go Fund me" page .

[IroNat]

Getbiggers say a lot of dumb shit being in your 60s doesn't put you above an ass beating when you talk dumb shit

Why, you young whippersnapper!

Be careful, Bhank, you never know who you're threatening.

Someone might go off.

You've posted your address and photos of your kid on here.  Not smart.

[IroNat]

Fair enough, so here goes the real story:

I dropped out of school at 16 and worked with my dad in a lumber yard as a laborer.
Broke my entire nose bridge when I fell on my face after jumping out of truck at 30 mph.
I won my the bet, but my nose has looked crooked ever since.

My dad made me get my GED and I used that to help  get enlisted in the marines at 19.
I damn near shot myself in the foot during infantry training after boot camp.

So they sent me to work with the cooks and I sucked at that too.
I hate to admit it, but I ended up cleaning a lot of dishes, pots, pans and peeled veggies.

I got sent to Okinawa, 3rd marine div in 1980 and knocked up a cute Japanese lady.
I'm not sure if she got an abortion or had the little bastard, so wtf.

The bad thing was the damn mama san complained to the base commander .
I got kicked out of the corps and sent back to the  states with a dim looking future.

As luck would have it, I met my first of many wives in a hardcore gym in NW Ga.
We got married and her dad owned a used car lot.

I was working as a car prep cleaner and washer when disaster struck.
A Ford F 150 rolled into the show room, crashed the window and a pc of glass sliced my father in law's neck.
The funeral procession had the cleanest line of cars that ever escorted a stiff to the grave yard.

Sadly the wife was a freak and was blowing the guy in the F-150 that killed her dad
So, I divorced her and moved to rural Arkansas.
Got a job as trainer at a hardcore gym and was making serious bank selling steroids
I'd gotten remarried and started to enjoy all the anal sex.
I "discovered" she had a stick shift and ball bearings when I walked in on "her " in the shower.
We got divorced and I moved to Thailand .

Life became a blur and I don't remember much of my life there.
I won a Mr western-outer Mongolia and that didn't qualify me for an IFBB pro card.
I got married a couple or 5 more times ? I divorced 'em all before I returned to the states.

I'm currently living above a bait shack in the Coastal Carolina region.
Rent is cheap but the smell reminds me of too many ex-wives

I'm living off my 10's of dollars from savings and diving for meals daily in the bait shop dumpster.
As long as my 1985 Vesper scooter keeps going, I'm good to go.

Watch this space for my future " Go Fund me" page .

Now, that I believe.  Thanks for finally being honest, Howard.

[chaos]

Now, that I believe.  Thanks for finally being honest, Howard.

Makes sense on how he ended up here.

[CalvinH]

This has to be about the 10th different version of your life you've posted here.

And not one of them worth reading.

[wes]

Getbiggers say a lot of dumb shit being in your 60s doesn't put you above an ass beating when you talk dumb shit

[Marty Champions]

That cry macho movie with clint eastwood just made me tear up a lil

[Tapeworm]

You twice falsely accused me of stolen valor I post my actual campaign ID and crickets people get hurt for that kind of bullshit

Lighten up, Francis.

[Humble Narcissist]

Fair enough, so here goes the real story:

I dropped out of school at 16 and worked with my dad in a lumber yard as a laborer.
Broke my entire nose bridge when I fell on my face after jumping out of truck at 30 mph.
I won my the bet, but my nose has looked crooked ever since.

My dad made me get my GED and I used that to help  get enlisted in the marines at 19.
I damn near shot myself in the foot during infantry training after boot camp.

So they sent me to work with the cooks and I sucked at that too.
I hate to admit it, but I ended up cleaning a lot of dishes, pots, pans and peeled veggies.

I got sent to Okinawa, 3rd marine div in 1980 and knocked up a cute Japanese lady.
I'm not sure if she got an abortion or had the little bastard, so wtf.

The bad thing was the damn mama san complained to the base commander .
I got kicked out of the corps and sent back to the  states with a dim looking future.

As luck would have it, I met my first of many wives in a hardcore gym in NW Ga.
We got married and her dad owned a used car lot.

I was working as a car prep cleaner and washer when disaster struck.
A Ford F 150 rolled into the show room, crashed the window and a pc of glass sliced my father in law's neck.
The funeral procession had the cleanest line of cars that ever escorted a stiff to the grave yard.

Sadly the wife was a freak and was blowing the guy in the F-150 that killed her dad
So, I divorced her and moved to rural Arkansas.
Got a job as trainer at a hardcore gym and was making serious bank selling steroids
I'd gotten remarried and started to enjoy all the anal sex.
I "discovered" she had a stick shift and ball bearings when I walked in on "her " in the shower.
We got divorced and I moved to Thailand .

Life became a blur and I don't remember much of my life there.
I won a Mr western-outer Mongolia and that didn't qualify me for an IFBB pro card.
I got married a couple or 5 more times ? I divorced 'em all before I returned to the states.

I'm currently living above a bait shack in the Coastal Carolina region.
Rent is cheap but the smell reminds me of too many ex-wives

I'm living off my 10's of dollars from savings and diving for meals daily in the bait shop dumpster.
As long as my 1985 Vesper scooter keeps going, I'm good to go.

Watch this space for my future " Go Fund me" page .

I noticed a lot of Marines who were stationed in Okinawa came back with Okinawan wives.  Used to be a favorite station for Marines until they locked them down because of a rape years ago.  I hear it's been terrible ever since.

[Howard]

Now, that I believe.  Thanks for finally being honest, Howard.

Thanks and I figured getbiggers would know when I was being candid and truthful.

[IroNat]

Thanks and I figured getbiggers would know when I was being candid and truthful.

We can tell by your typing style.

[Howard]

Makes sense on how he ended up here.

I used to be ashamed and embarrassed about my lack of formal education and dubious work record.
About 20 years ago, I "discovered" Getbig.com . I found an internet home of people I could relate to.

[Howard]

And not one of them worth reading.

That hurts...like when you have anal sex with your bf 

[Howard]

I noticed a lot of Marines who were stationed in Okinawa came back with Okinawan wives.  Used to be a favorite station for Marines until they locked them down because of a rape years ago.  I hear it's been terrible ever since.

I was there 40 years ago for 11 months, 17 days and 6 hrs 
It was a lot of boring, long days on duty, but the cheap ho's and desperate "girlfriends" was awesome

Siempre Fi

[Titus Pullo]

I used to be ashamed and embarrassed about my lack of formal education and dubious work record.
About 20 years ago, I "discovered" Getbig.com . I found an internet home of people I could relate to.

I'm confused.  Are you saying you didn't earn your degrees?

[Howard]

We can tell by your typing style.

Must be my finger "stroke" speed 'eh?

[Howard]

I'm confused.  Are you saying you didn't earn your degrees?

The only thing I got in high school, was a  high degree of confusion.
So, I dropped out.

Years ago , I gave myself some  made up degrees and bullshit academic career claims here on getbig.

Now, I'm older and no longer give a fuk if getbiggers know or care about my lack of "formal edcuation."

An older gym bro once told me :   PhD = Pile it High and Deep 

[Hypertrophy]

The only thing I got in high school, was a  high degree of confusion.
So, I dropped out.

Years ago , I gave myself some  made up degrees and bullshit academic career claims here on getbig.

Now, I'm older and no longer give a fuk if getbiggers know or care about my lack of "formal edcuation."

An older gym bro once told me :   PhD = Pile it High and Deep

Best definition of getting a PhD I heard was "prolonged adolescence", lol. At the University of Rochester while in grad school for a PhD in chemistry I quickly realized the typical grad student was trying to avoid the real world as long as possible. It's one fucking fairly tale land.

[Howard]

Best definition of getting a PhD I heard was "prolonged adolescence", lol. At the University of Rochester while in grad school for a PhD in chemistry I quickly realized the typical grad student was trying to avoid the real world as long as possible. It's one fucking fairly tale land.

I never learned much chemsitry, but I know basic nutrition ,
BUT, I used to train in the same gym as this fuktard with a PhD in some kind of physics.
He was a total tool-bag and most of the ladies thought he was annoying .

[chaos]

That hurts...like when you have anal sex with your bf 

Tell him to use more lube and go slower next time, maybe he won't hurt you.

[pamith]

I'm the only true natty and my arms are over 20'' with a pump, and about 19.5'' cold, in my pic my arms were 18'' with a pump, and they were 17.5'' cold. If i can do it anyone can do it, screw steroids. Btw I'm 5'7''

[wes]

I never learned much chemsitry, but I know basic nutrition ,
BUT, I used to train in the same gym as this fuktard with a PhD in some kind of physics.
He was a total tool-bag and most of the ladies thought he was annoying .

I attended Drunken State.

[nerdoldnerdith]

Basically a no win

Or roid up and kill ur testicles ala ohearn

The goals we beleived in were just illusions

I suggest technological goals or spiritual goals. Obtain hidden sacred knowledge from the vatican archives.. Goals of lascviousness are very cheap just it out of your system do not go around trying to obtain women huge waste of life

Yup. Lift, eat what you like, do cardio, and enjoy your damn life. If you're not trying to win a plastic trophy from a thong pageant there is no reason to punish yourself. Nobody cares. Not even other bodybuilders who just see you as competition.