And my condition is not that bad arms are vascular as can be

Your new Avatar, m'lordy!

So then. You have the letter "X" on the ring finger of your left had. Does this denote caucasional solidarity wif yo' burnished brothers as well as identificationalizifying yo'sef to dem as the whitey verison of Malcom X, i.e., "Talcom X"?
Barrel boy.
Post Script - You have an above average physique. I, of course, am in awe at the mere mention of your massivity let alone photographicalized proofication. Truly. What new world will you next conqueer? Dare I proffer a guess?
A remake of a beloved Sitcom, now a slap in the face of divershitty...bhanky to star in a new Shitcom called...
You go, girl! You go!