Never going to get there at this rate but should we only pursue that which is possible? Will you chase the white whale?
Cuz that ended well

Hmm.. . Just casting this reboot now in my mind for
GetBig Pictures Inc...
So I assume you're Ahab... mmmmOkaaaayyy.... well you can certainly grow the beard! But you do remember he was a peg-leg, right? Might want to get some tips from Flex Wheeler

Scott is of course a lock for any Orson Welles' character - in this case the Preacher

Gonna need someone with tribal tatts, a shaven head and broken English to play Queequeg... anyone got any ideas/volunteers..?

Starbucks - the foil to Ahab's impetuousness - can only be Wes!


I guess we're gonna have to hold a general casting call for the part of Ishmael - don't worry, it will be fully-clothed (we've retired the 'Weinstein model' of interviewing

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