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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17925 on: December 07, 2022, 12:47:10 PM »
Everyday of your life is a fight when will people learn


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17926 on: December 07, 2022, 12:51:32 PM »
Just waiting for the pic from the hospital in a sling with a torn bicep.

You know it’s going to be a horrific injury. Something that no one else would be able to recover from and still train, but Bhanks will finish the contest and he would have won if the judges weren’t crooked.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17927 on: December 07, 2022, 12:51:48 PM »

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17928 on: December 07, 2022, 01:11:11 PM »
Brian, aren't you worried about the curl contest judges having it out for you?

The bodybuilding judges didn't judge you fairly
the mma judges didn't judge you fairly.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17929 on: December 07, 2022, 01:46:52 PM »
The bodybuilding judges didn't judge you fairly
the mma judges didn't judge you fairly.

The court of law Judges didn’t judge him fairly….

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17930 on: December 07, 2022, 01:57:25 PM »


do you have a photo of your arm like this?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17931 on: December 07, 2022, 01:58:52 PM »
Brian, aren't you worried about the curl contest judges having it out for you?

The bodybuilding judges didn't judge you fairly
the mma judges didn't judge you fairly.

As long as he doesnt speak or interact with any judges he should be fine.

a few minutes in his company and they will take an instant dislike to him.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17932 on: December 07, 2022, 02:35:06 PM »
Is the rematch still on for Feb. 25?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17933 on: December 07, 2022, 02:37:25 PM »
Is the rematch still on for Feb. 25?

Is it true that Ticketmaster’s site crashed due to huge demand  ??? People are already calling it the fight of the century

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17934 on: December 07, 2022, 02:55:10 PM »
Is it true that Ticketmaster’s site crashed due to huge demand  ??? People are already calling it the fight of the century

Dana white is changing the UFC rules to 1X 10 minute round as per Bhankys request.

Just so everyone is up to speed.

Please see highlight of events/ Brian’s lies below.

1. Brian claims he will fight anyone from getbig come to his gym and he will have waivers ready for the beat down.
2. Knee sleeves are incorrect this stalls the 405 squat
3. Correct knee sleeves on route. Brian continued  to claim he will kill Josh and others on site
4. 365 squat results in a torn bicep
5. 405 squat becomes random curl contest posted in his gym
6. Curling t shirt mysteriously appears in Brian’s wardrobe.
7. Hankins claims he beat the piss out of clegg. Clegg proves Hankins is lying and was taken off in a stretcher
8.Clegg accepts fight on Feb 25
9. Hankins now said his on site murder of clegg needs to be done at MSG with 60,000 people in attendance.
9. Standard MMA rounds for Brian don’t work he needs 1 ten minute round to loose

Did I miss anything?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17935 on: December 07, 2022, 03:03:34 PM »
Dana white is changing the UFC rules to 1X 10 minute round as per Bhankys request.

Just so everyone is up to speed.

Please see highlight of events/ Brian’s lies below.
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Did I miss anything?

He wants a personal invite from the promoter presumably accompanied by a reach around.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17936 on: December 07, 2022, 03:04:42 PM »
Bhanky,
Please tell me you are not afraid of Clegg and will fight him anyplace, anytime.
Please tell me.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17937 on: December 07, 2022, 03:07:22 PM »
Is it true that Ticketmaster’s site crashed due to huge demand  ??? People are already calling it the fight of the century

Ha !

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17938 on: December 07, 2022, 03:30:51 PM »
Bhanky,
Please tell me you are not afraid of Clegg and will fight him anyplace, anytime.
Please tell me.

The chances of this event happening would likely increase if this Clegg guy used crutches to get around... ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17939 on: December 07, 2022, 03:37:13 PM »
Everyday of your life is a fight when will people learn

1) Your hairline lost its fight

2) Your pec lost its fight

3) Your shoulder lost its fight

4) Your knees lost their fight

5) Your stomach / intestines lost their fight

6) You lost your bodybuilding shows

7) You lost every MMA fight you have been in

- yep...total loser.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17940 on: December 07, 2022, 03:42:18 PM »
Soon to be bicep tear.


1) Your hairline lost its fight

2) Your pec lost its fight

3) Your shoulder lost its fight

4) Your knees lost their fight

5) Your stomach / intestines lost their fight

6) You lost your bodybuilding shows

7) You lost every MMA fight you have been in

- yep...total loser.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17941 on: December 07, 2022, 03:42:27 PM »
I’m waiting for the excuses for why Bullshit Brian lost the curl contest.

Brian, will you have someone to drive you to the contest?

Are you using the old pre contest trick  using amphetamines pre lift?

It’s from the maid so it’s legal

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17942 on: December 07, 2022, 03:56:48 PM »
He wants a personal invite from the promoter presumably accompanied by a reach around.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17943 on: December 07, 2022, 04:14:25 PM »
“If the promoter called me and offered me the fight…”

The lies and bullshit from drug addict Brian Wood Healy Hankins never end.

I have heard that Brian was up 2-0 and that the doc stopped the fight due to a shoulder injury.  Hopefully, the rematch can happen. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17944 on: December 07, 2022, 04:22:15 PM »
I have heard that Brian was up 2-0 and that the doc stopped the fight due to a shoulder injury.  Hopefully, the rematch can happen.

Hanky what was your overall MMA record? You said it isn't 0-2 like what people found online right?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17945 on: December 07, 2022, 05:17:37 PM »
Being that both Jamie and I are sportsmen we would find a grassy spot to throw down
You would be hiding in your bedroom, calling the cops to show up. Hanky, you are a coward and nothing more. All lies and bullshit. Sure, you'll beat up women, and old guys in canes, but not someone that can punch back.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17946 on: December 07, 2022, 05:19:35 PM »
Hanky what was your overall MMA record? You said it isn't 0-2 like what people found online right?

Bhanky has had hundreds of underground fights over the years but he can't talk about it.





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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17947 on: December 07, 2022, 05:19:36 PM »
Hanky what was your overall MMA record? You said it isn't 0-2 like what people found online right?
0 wins, 4 loses. This is at the lowest level of competition against out of shape bar brawlers. Note that Hanky was juiced to the gills while his opponents trained by drinking beers before the fights.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17948 on: December 07, 2022, 05:33:35 PM »


do you have a photo of your arm like this?

;D ;D
A link to the page where bhank accepts the cage fight challenge? 405 squat? 155 strict press? Full head of hair?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17949 on: December 07, 2022, 06:03:51 PM »
;D ;D
A link to the page where bhank accepts the cage fight challenge? 405 squat? 155 strict press? Full head of hair?

How are you talking about a 155lb strict press for fuck sake a strict curl is considerably harder than a strict press and I am curling 155lbs