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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20775 on: December 29, 2022, 06:20:13 PM »
As the year is wrapping up like bacon wrapped in shrimp and scallops, one thing that still troubles me is the 225 x 15 post.  I don't think I ever saw an actual explanation for why 15 reps were claimed, much less posted as a video with "225 X 15" as the Title.  I know there has to be an explanation (forgive me if I missed it somewhere), but I just can't really ring in the New Year properly until this is resolved.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20776 on: December 29, 2022, 06:28:04 PM »
Thought that was Arnold for a minute. ;D

The guy with the quarter chubber getting fondled by Schmoe Weider?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20777 on: December 29, 2022, 06:29:54 PM »
The guy with the quarter chubber getting fondled by Schmoe Weider?

Indeed.

I bet he gets plenty of attention from all the bears in the G4P market.

It's pretty obvious hanky is fishing for teh cock.

No doubt about it.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20778 on: December 29, 2022, 06:31:53 PM »
I’ve been busy and fell behind a few pages. I’m not going back to read pages of Hankins bullshit. Can someone please paraphrase why the “bone on bone” spankins knees aren’t affected by this world class downhill snowboarding regimen?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20779 on: December 29, 2022, 06:32:01 PM »
As the year is wrapping up like bacon wrapped in shrimp and scallops, one thing that still troubles me is the 225 x 15 post.  I don't think I ever saw an actual explanation for why 15 reps were claimed, much less posted as a video with "225 X 15" as the Title.  I know there has to be an explanation (forgive me if I missed it somewhere), but I just can't really ring in the New Year properly until this is resolved.

I forgot about this yes, this needs resolution.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20780 on: December 29, 2022, 06:33:11 PM »
Indeed.

I bet he gets plenty of attention from all the bears in the G4P market.

It's pretty obvious hanky is fishing for teh cock.

No doubt about it.

Posing with a semi-chub in your polyester sweatpants on Getbig is like fishing with dynamite.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20781 on: December 29, 2022, 06:35:44 PM »
Posing with a semi-chub in your polyester sweatpants on Getbig is like fishing with dynamite.


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20782 on: December 29, 2022, 06:40:01 PM »
I forgot about this yes, this needs resolution.

Maybe it’s the metric system?

13 reps in a West Virginia trailer park is equal to 15 reps everywhere else?

Maybe it’s just more Brian “George Santos” Hankins tall tales?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20783 on: December 29, 2022, 06:44:26 PM »
I’ve been busy and fell behind a few pages. I’m not going back to read pages of Hankins bullshit. Can someone please paraphrase why the “bone on bone” spankins knees aren’t affected by this world class downhill snowboarding regimen?

No, “bone on bone” excuse only comes out on squat day.


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20784 on: December 29, 2022, 06:51:25 PM »
No, “bone on bone” excuse only comes out on squat day.
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Isn’t this bone on bone?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20785 on: December 29, 2022, 06:54:14 PM »
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Isn’t this bone on bone?

That’s “bone in home”.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20786 on: December 29, 2022, 07:01:11 PM »
That’s “bone in home”.

I definitely think that is bone on tailbone.

Unless the fella in the back is checking belly button depth with a purple headed dipstick.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20787 on: December 29, 2022, 07:28:31 PM »
bhanky is still a maroon. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20788 on: December 29, 2022, 08:19:16 PM »
bhanky is still a maroon.

Shizzo has gone MIA.

Getbig has far more important concerns than, why does a guy who has been on 2 grams a week for 25 straight years only squat 225 lbs for 13 reps.

Let’s focus on our priorities.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20789 on: December 29, 2022, 10:18:53 PM »
Shizzo has gone MIA.

Getbig has far more important concerns than, why does a guy who has been on 2 grams a week for 25 straight years only squat 225 lbs for 13 reps.

Let’s focus on our priorities.

He legit gets his feelings hurt and runs away, what a pussy....

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20790 on: December 29, 2022, 10:46:00 PM »
Shizzo has gone MIA.

Getbig has far more important concerns than, why does a guy who has been on 2 grams a week for 25 straight years only squat 225 lbs for 13 reps.

Let’s focus on our priorities.

Correct me if I'm wrong but it feels like Melvin Goodrum has gone MIA as well.  Wouldn't it be grand if Shizzo became the next Vissy?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20791 on: December 29, 2022, 11:31:23 PM »
Correct me if I'm wrong but it feels like Melvin Goodrum has gone MIA as well.  Wouldn't it be grand if Shizzo became the next Vissy?


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20792 on: December 29, 2022, 11:31:42 PM »
There's no better way to start your day than by reading this thread. Webstar, Christopher, TIO, Walter et al are kings when it comes to pure, old-school ripping the piss out of someone.

'Stroll down the beach here and there.'
'Huffing and puffing while tubing.'
'Hanky is fishing for teh cock.'
'Posing with a semi-chub in your polyester sweatpants on Getbig is like fishing with dynamite.'

Their words have woven this thread into an elaborate tapestry illustrating the life and times of one of the laziest, gayest, most frail and fragile men to ever walk this earth. Though, to Brian's credit, embroidered into a corner is the image of a wild-eyed soldier zooming down a sand dune on a Schwinn 10-speed. I am in awe of what has been created here.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20793 on: December 30, 2022, 12:19:06 AM »
There is no such thing as an assault bike you are not storming the Normandy beaches on a shcwinn 10 speed

Also I am snowboarding for fun you do fun activities for cardiovascular you don’t do that shit in a gym on a piece of equipment huge difference snowboarding cool mountain biking cool swimming cool surfing cool walking the beach cool. Using cardio equipment at a gym lame


You are so freaking retarded and insane.  Get on one of those bikes for 5 min and you will die and you know it.   Coward. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20794 on: December 30, 2022, 12:35:27 AM »
There is no such thing as an assault bike you are not storming the Normandy beaches on a shcwinn 10 speed

Also I am snowboarding for fun you do fun activities for cardiovascular you don’t do that shit in a gym on a piece of equipment huge difference snowboarding cool mountain biking cool swimming cool surfing cool walking the beach cool. Using cardio equipment at a gym lame

This coming from a guy who travels to the gym just to do bicep curls

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20795 on: December 30, 2022, 01:18:11 AM »

You are so freaking retarded and insane.  Get on one of those bikes for 5 min and you will die and you know it.   Coward.

I see lots of out of shape slobs and old geezers snow boarding.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20796 on: December 30, 2022, 03:50:59 AM »
what happened to blowing smoke up his arse?
Most have started slagging him again

I told you he wouldnt notice people taking the piss

Now you have gone and fucked it up

Never mind just go back to posting positive stuff about him again, he wont notice..

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20797 on: December 30, 2022, 04:27:11 AM »

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20798 on: December 30, 2022, 04:55:52 AM »
what happened to blowing smoke up his arse?
Most have started slagging him again

I told you he wouldnt notice people taking the piss

Now you have gone and fucked it up

Never mind just go back to posting positive stuff about him again, he wont notice..

The numerical issue on the 225 squat must be resolved before we can proceed with confidence.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20799 on: December 30, 2022, 04:58:09 AM »
The numerical issue on the 225 squat must be resolved before we can proceed with confidence.

I'm still waiting on the Clegg superfight so Bhanks can redeem himself.