There's no better way to start your day than by reading this thread. Webstar, Christopher, TIO, Walter et al are kings when it comes to pure, old-school ripping the piss out of someone.
'Stroll down the beach here and there.'
'Huffing and puffing while tubing.'
'Hanky is fishing for teh cock.'
'Posing with a semi-chub in your polyester sweatpants on Getbig is like fishing with dynamite.'
Their words have woven this thread into an elaborate tapestry illustrating the life and times of one of the laziest, gayest, most frail and fragile men to ever walk this earth. Though, to Brian's credit, embroidered into a corner is the image of a wild-eyed soldier zooming down a sand dune on a Schwinn 10-speed. I am in awe of what has been created here.