I expect to rep it shortly
haha- you have a sense of humor, I'll give you that.
I will make a suggestion, based on my personal experience with squats before I stopped doing them and stuck with cycling: higher reps. The quads are loaded with slow twitch fibers and they respond very well to lactate overload. Forget the poundage and go for the burning feeling. They will grow like weeds. I have seen this over and over.
One of my closest cycling friends had monster quads and I know exactly how he got them: rep after rep of leg extensions. He was crazy about them. He never squatted once. He used to go to Bally's fitness in Syracuse, NY and did 10+ sets of leg extensions for 20 reps. He did this 2-3 times a week. Legs got enormous. He told me he hated low reps and never did less than 15. He just liked sitting on the leg extension machine watching the girls and TV at the gym, hahaha.