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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6625 on: April 04, 2022, 04:34:15 PM »
I did bench press and related fuckery today.

Wasn't a very good workout but much better than nothing I guess.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6626 on: April 04, 2022, 05:10:56 PM »
Not to brag....but I

- I punched a bear in the face today and he cried like a bitch

- I am 4% bodyfat

- I ate 4lbs of raw tenderloin

- I took a bath in sulfuric acid

- I swam across lake michigan in under 1hr

- I slapped a menu out of this guys hand and started for his date and made sure to point out all the gains I made today

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6627 on: April 04, 2022, 05:19:17 PM »
Not to brag....but I

- I punched a bear in the face today and he cried like a bitch

- I am 4% bodyfat

- I ate 4lbs of raw tenderloin

- I took a bath in sulfuric acid

- I swam across lake michigan in under 1hr

- I slapped a menu out of this guys hand and started for his date and made sure to point out all the gains I made today
LOL  ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6628 on: April 04, 2022, 05:21:16 PM »
 ;D
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Should have gone for 69 trophies.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6629 on: April 04, 2022, 05:22:50 PM »
Not to brag....but I

- I punched a bear in the face today and he cried like a bitch

- I am 4% bodyfat

- I ate 4lbs of raw tenderloin

- I took a bath in sulfuric acid

- I swam across lake michigan in under 1hr

- I slapped a menu out of this guys hand and started for his date and made sure to point out all the gains I made today

Bhanky can you top this hunk of man?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6630 on: April 04, 2022, 06:51:12 PM »
Not to brag....but I

- I punched a bear in the face today and he cried like a bitch

- I am 4% bodyfat

- I ate 4lbs of raw tenderloin

- I took a bath in sulfuric acid

- I swam across lake michigan in under 1hr

- I slapped a menu out of this guys hand and started for his date and made sure to point out all the gains I made today

Krankenstein did you swim across the Lake from the Illinois or Michigan side ?


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6631 on: April 04, 2022, 07:04:20 PM »
You gotta be trolling. I've never heard a man complain of hot flashes when he is having a fever. He says that he's having a fever. Or sweats. Calling it hot flashes is something a woman does when she's going through menopause. It doesn't matter what wikipedia or whatever says. Men do not call it this. This is like when you said your bleeding was "in remission."

Obviously, you have never had a serious infection in your leg but yeah dude you can get hot flashes and chills a fever caused by an infection is different

Also Crohn's goes in and out of remission I can feel fine for weeks then be sick as a dog for a week or two bloated constipated gassy with bleeding ulcers

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6632 on: April 04, 2022, 07:05:03 PM »
I did bench press and related fuckery today.

Wasn't a very good workout but much better than nothing I guess.

Exactly you are lapping Shizzo and everyone else on the couch

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6633 on: April 04, 2022, 07:07:33 PM »
Decided to hit some different angles today wanted to do smith flats but they didn't have one I usually start with flat barbell but decided to change it up

Decline Smith
25,25,20,15,15 

Incline Smith
15,15,15

Cable Crossovers
15,15

10 sets 175 reps was in and out in under 45 minutes

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6634 on: April 04, 2022, 07:15:37 PM »
Obviously, you have never had a serious infection in your leg but yeah dude you can get hot flashes and chills a fever caused by an infection is different

Also Crohn's goes in and out of remission I can feel fine for weeks then be sick as a dog for a week or two bloated constipated gassy with bleeding ulcers
You're a mess. Worst tough guy ever.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6635 on: April 04, 2022, 07:17:25 PM »
You're a mess. Worst tough guy ever.

Somedays I wrestle wild animals and tackle moving vehicles for fun other days everything hurts and I rest

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6636 on: April 04, 2022, 07:18:51 PM »
Somedays I wrestle wild animals and tackle moving vehicles for fun other days everything hurts and I rest
Rumor behind the scenes is that the only thing you wrestle with is your sexuality.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6637 on: April 04, 2022, 07:42:41 PM »
Not to brag....but I


- I slapped a menu out of this guys hand and started [posing for his date and made sure to point out to her all the gains I made today

Correction....

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6638 on: April 04, 2022, 07:44:53 PM »
Krankenstein did you swim across the Lake from the Illinois or Michigan side ?

Back and forth...IL to MI WITH a 30lb vest on.

I also :

- Bench pressed a tank for 42 reps

- Squated a G6 14 times

- I did NOT shit any blood though

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6639 on: April 04, 2022, 07:47:35 PM »
Decided to hit some different angles today wanted to do smith flats but they didn't have one I usually start with flat barbell but decided to change it up

Decline Smith
25,25,20,15,15 

Incline Smith
15,15,15

Cable Crossovers
15,15

10 sets 175 reps was in and out in under 45 minutes

This guy smith sure must have enjoyed the workouts to have you do that many reps.  Will you schmoe-squat smith tomorrow or will you complain about your knees, menopausal water retention, and slowly growing abscess?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6640 on: April 04, 2022, 08:38:12 PM »
This guy smith sure must have enjoyed the workouts to have you do that many reps.  Will you schmoe-squat smith tomorrow or will you complain about your knees, menopausal water retention, and slowly growing abscess?

I started taking an anti estrogen two weeks ago after my bloodwork came back with elevated levels. I believe you can facially see the results of that treatment now as my jawline is coming back and my face is less puffy. Two different women commented on my face being thinner today and me looking more like myself again. I am 221 before bed tonight so no i don’t think I still have estrogenic water retention. i will say i think lowring estrogen too much can cause injuries i think some water retention is useful for weight training.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6641 on: April 04, 2022, 08:43:48 PM »
You spend all day taking pictures of yourself 😂😂😂😂
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6642 on: April 04, 2022, 08:54:15 PM »
You spend all day taking pictures of yourself 😂😂😂😂

Everyone sees me deliberately holding some water trying to bulk flexing making funny faces and talks shit. I didn’t  realize you has to be pretty to pic things up amd set them down. But everyone seemed more concered with some facial water retention tan my actual gains so I am posting a proper head shot to appease the schmoes but also to educate. Dont worry about a little bloating it comes with lifting I feel better when I have chipmunk face its was just a little water retention and a bad haircut with a scruffy 5 day beard I am actually a decent looking dude for my age

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6643 on: April 04, 2022, 09:01:31 PM »
I started taking an anti estrogen two weeks ago after my bloodwork came back with elevated levels. I believe you can facially see the results of that treatment now as my jawline is coming back and my face is less puffy. Two different women commented on my face being thinner today and me looking more like myself again. I am 221 before bed tonight so no i don’t think I still have estrogenic water retention. i will say i think lowring estrogen too much can cause injuries i think some water retention is useful for weight training.



You are cross eyed !.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6644 on: April 04, 2022, 09:09:00 PM »
Back and forth...IL to MI WITH a 30lb vest on.

I also :

- Bench pressed a tank for 42 reps

- Squated a G6 14 times

- I did NOT shit any blood though

Oh, I usually do laps from St. Ignace, MI to Gary, Indiana and back.

But I fill my wetsuit with a few bottles of protein drink, so I’m surrounded by a cocoon of nutrition.

I’ve been doing this 5X a weeks since I was 2 months old.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6645 on: April 04, 2022, 09:10:57 PM »
I am actually a decent looking dude for my age

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6646 on: April 04, 2022, 10:00:26 PM »


Kind of my point you obsess over a picture of me unshaved with my hair uncombed taking from a bulking posing shot at 230lbs calling me ugly. So I get a haircut and shave and take a picture of my actual face today and at 220lbs and instead of acknowledging that is how I currently look today you want to show old out of focus photos of me in the morning with bed head. By all means look at my current picture and make some insults tell me how I have multiple chins and look fat and older than I actually am and how unhealthy I look and how I must be drinking daily because you idiots don't understand some water retention when bulking. I don't look fat or old. I don't have multiple chins or a face full of wrinkles. I am also not bald. I think I look pretty damn good for 44 years old.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6647 on: April 04, 2022, 10:10:08 PM »
Kind of my point you obsess over a picture of me unshaved with my hair uncombed taking from a bulking posing shot at 230lbs calling me ugly. So I get a haircut and shave and take a picture of my actual face today and at 220lbs and instead of acknowledging that is how I currently look today you want to show old out of focus photos of me in the morning with bed head. By all means look at my current picture and make some insults tell me how I have multiple chins and look fat and older than I actually am and how unhealthy I look and how I must be drinking daily because you idiots don't understand some water retention when bulking. I don't look fat or old. I don't have multiple chins or a face full of wrinkles. I am also not bald. I think I look pretty damn good for 44 years old.



You look like Gollum’s ugly gay brother…

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6648 on: April 04, 2022, 10:17:21 PM »
I started taking an anti estrogen two weeks ago after my bloodwork came back with elevated levels. I believe you can facially see the results of that treatment now as my jawline is coming back and my face is less puffy. Two different women commented on my face being thinner today and me looking more like myself again. I am 221 before bed tonight so no i don’t think I still have estrogenic water retention. i will say i think lowring estrogen too much can cause injuries i think some water retention is useful for weight training.

just do us all a favor, fucck off and shut the fucck up!

you women attacker criminal

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #6649 on: April 04, 2022, 10:21:00 PM »
Kind of my point you obsess over a picture of me unshaved with my hair uncombed taking from a bulking posing shot at 230lbs calling me ugly. So I get a haircut and shave and take a picture of my actual face today and at 220lbs and instead of acknowledging that is how I currently look today you want to show old out of focus photos of me in the morning with bed head. By all means look at my current picture and make some insults tell me how I have multiple chins and look fat and older than I actually am and how unhealthy I look and how I must be drinking daily because you idiots don't understand some water retention when bulking. I don't look fat or old. I don't have multiple chins or a face full of wrinkles. I am also not bald. I think I look pretty damn good for 44 years old.
You look like a bag of smashed assholes.......hope this helps...... and I`m not obsessing on the pic I`m laughing my ass off at it you fool.  LOL :D