My favorite one of 'Brian's' bullshit tales is the child prodigy fable - where a baffled team of doctors and research scientists struggled to comprehend the depths of this young boy's genius and decided to administer brain scans in order to estimate his IQ.
Of course, the reality was that he was just such a pig-headed, incorrigible, misbehaving, stupid little bastard that everyone literally (and correctly) assumed he was brain damaged.
