I don't have fucking edema I have a swollen ankle from a stingray bite big difference.
Mr. Stingray can you tell us what happened?

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"So there I was in the water minding my own business, when this shaky guy comes up, and starts rubbing my fins. He seems a little geeked out, so I tell 'em "Whoa buddy, I appreciate friendship as much as the next guy, but I'm a very traditional type fish, I don't go for that fag stuff."
Next thing I know, he's trying to finger my spiracle, that's that blowhole looking thing right by my eye, but that's neither here, nor there. So I take my stinger and I give him a good one right in the ankle. He lets out a yelp, and then goes running off yelling some bullshit about "Can't be faded". It is what it is."