Well, his girlfriend is quite pretty. He is fortunate in that respect and doubtless a few others. Why he has chosen to be a whole ass here is beyond me. So many were happy for him after that first competition and then it went into the toilet and as if that were not enough, bhanky proceeded to back said toilet up.
For those that are adult it's more of an "excrement occurs" and we laugh and still get along with one another. For bhanky it's the more common "shit happens and mine don't stink". Nubainian, puhleeeeze.
In the manner of Alfred P. Doolittle, we are willing to help. We're wanting to help. We're waiting to help. And then our man bhanky decides that the play's not the thing and changes the title from "Pygmalion" to "Pigmaleon". Oh he's still not up to the role of Professor Higgins but cares little for class and sticks to his bread & butter version of Alfred P. Doolittle.
I ramble too much. He is like a fly that can't find any shit to feed upon and so craps his own out and digs in. Deep.
His girlfriend deserves better.
