I bet half of you didn't even lift today

[joswift]

If we rule out the CV Suddenly Ran Out Of Writing Steam Angle, then it seems after just 6 years of industry work he worked out how to live the rock star life without gainful company employment via "managing his own accounts" for over a decade (which sadly appears to have run out circa 2022, so back to the grind) or he came into some money in 2010

my bet is he came into money way before that

Guy doesnt have the brains to do anything, especially work with other people

[bhank]

I will not only dare to, but will actually do so.  What the fuck are you going to do about it?

Why do you want another man to hold your jockstrap?

Fuck off with your nonsense you broken down loser wanna be.  What was the last time you succeeded in anything besides losing?

You are a fat short guy who is trying to diet himself into shape and just looks like he is melting stop  it I would have to let a smaller friend whoop your ass it wouldnt even be fair

[joswift]

You are a fat short guy who is trying to diet himself into shape and just looks like he is melting stop  it I would have to let a smaller friend whoop your ass it wouldnt even be fair

Im pretty sure you cant whoop anyones ass

[BB]

Why don't you just make shit up elsewhere it is not a tested event. I am not competing in a tested category. I am not breaking any rules.

Ok, Hankins, just checking. I've highlighted some stuff from the rule book you might want to pay attention to -


● Any past-injury or impingement a curler may have that requires the judges to waive a technical rule in order to protect them is allowed but must get approval by the meet director prior to the date of competition. Special Needs Curlers that need special equipment or technique
modifications will be supported.

● Knees must be completely locked out. There cannot be even a slight knee bend.

Reasons for Red-Lighting:
● Profanity
● Glutes or Upper-back lift off Strict Curl Platform
● The Bar descends on one-side, or both

Drug testing
SCN Federation will give the Curler the choice of two categories:
● Tested
● Non-tested
There will be separate records for each category and a Curler may not jump back-and-forth from each
category. The Curler may opt to compete in both categories. The Strict Curl Nation (SCN) will drug-test
5% of Tested category Curlers per Meet.
Athletes may not compete in both categories within 365 days of each other.

[beakdoctor]

You are a fat short guy who is trying to diet himself into shape and just looks like he is melting stop  it I would have to let a smaller friend whoop your ass it wouldnt even be fair

Krank's chest is thicker, fuller, balanced, clean lines, no tears....your pec's look like they're drunk.

[Dave D]

Ok, Hankins, just checking. I've highlighted some stuff from the rule book you might want to pay attention to -


● Any past-injury or impingement a curler may have that requires the judges to waive a technical rule in order to protect them is allowed but must get approval by the meet director prior to the date of competition. Special Needs Curlers that need special equipment or technique
modifications will be supported.

● Knees must be completely locked out. There cannot be even a slight knee bend.

Reasons for Red-Lighting:
● Profanity
● Glutes or Upper-back lift off Strict Curl Platform
● The Bar descends on one-side, or both

Drug testing
SCN Federation will give the Curler the choice of two categories:
● Tested
● Non-tested
There will be separate records for each category and a Curler may not jump back-and-forth from each
category. The Curler may opt to compete in both categories. The Strict Curl Nation (SCN) will drug-test
5% of Tested category Curlers per Meet.
Athletes may not compete in both categories within 365 days of each other.

I wonder what exceptions they will have for people with bone on bone knees?

[Krankenstein]

You are a fat short guy who is trying to diet himself into shape and just looks like he is melting stop  it I would have to let a smaller friend whoop your ass it wouldnt even be fair

Awww posting a pic again of me.  Which I give zero fucks about.  I don't live to be super lean and pretend it matters...unlike you Brian.

You wouldn't get anywhere close to beating my ass.  You would tear something taking your shoes off...then you would make an excuse that you didnt have the right knee sleeves on or some other shit.

You're a beta bitch wanna be.

[bhank]

Krank's chest is thicker, fuller, balanced, clean lines, no tears....your pec's look like they're drunk.

He has tits those are not pecs gtfo

[Flexacon]

If we rule out the CV Suddenly Ran Out Of Writing Steam Angle, then it seems after just 6 years of industry work he worked out how to live the rock star life without gainful company employment via "managing his own accounts" for over a decade (which sadly appears to have run out circa 2022, so back to the grind) or he came into some money in 2010

Him working for an employer stopped around the time Hanky Sr passed away. He probably got his inheritance, quit working and started living the rock star life whilst managed his own accounts (inheritance)

He must have blown up his accounts though making risky trades and chasing loses, which is also probably why his ex wife accuses him of being a gambling addict.

Lost most of his money/inheritance so now he's back on the 9 to5 grind out of necessity.

[webstar]

He has tits those are not pecs gtfo

you have Gyno you moron.

[bhank]

Ok, Hankins, just checking. I've highlighted some stuff from the rule book you might want to pay attention to -


● Any past-injury or impingement a curler may have that requires the judges to waive a technical rule in order to protect them is allowed but must get approval by the meet director prior to the date of competition. Special Needs Curlers that need special equipment or technique
modifications will be supported.

● Knees must be completely locked out. There cannot be even a slight knee bend.

Reasons for Red-Lighting:
● Profanity
● Glutes or Upper-back lift off Strict Curl Platform
● The Bar descends on one-side, or both

Drug testing
SCN Federation will give the Curler the choice of two categories:
● Tested
● Non-tested
There will be separate records for each category and a Curler may not jump back-and-forth from each
category. The Curler may opt to compete in both categories. The Strict Curl Nation (SCN) will drug-test
5% of Tested category Curlers per Meet.
Athletes may not compete in both categories within 365 days of each other.

Is English your second language?

[webstar]

Is English your second language?

I sure hope no one messages John Cooper about Brians drug use and multiple scripts.

https://m.facebook.com/strictcurlnation/videos/191-lb-curl-at-197-lb-bodyweight-not-many-in-the-game-can-claim-numbers-like-thi/390729572818791/

[Krankenstein]

He has tits those are not pecs gtfo

The same tits you zoomed in on with my paddleboard pic.  The same body you have jerking off to since this summer?

Did I miss anything?

[webstar]

Hanky, said he just ordered this shirt online.

Him and his curl partner both have the same shirt.

just a random contest you decided to entire hey Brian?

haven't been training for months.

you liar drug addict

[bhank]

I have never claimed to be anything I am not to anyone. I have never claimed natural. I entered the Non-Tested division. I believe in sportsmanship. I would never enter a tested event which is why I do not partcipate in USA wrestling. So you can all kiss my ass.

[webstar]

I have never claimed to be anything I am not to anyone. I have never claimed natural. I entered the Non-Tested division. I believe in sportsmanship. I would never enter a tested event which is why I do not partcipate in USA wrestling. So you can all kiss my ass.

You have claimed your are not on cycle.

You lied about your anadrol usage.. not competing in a bb show before.

You are a pathological liar.

[BB]

Is English your second language?

Why?

I'm just pointing out some things to remember on contest day. Your knees are bad, so remember to lock them, You've got the shakes, so remember to control them, you don't want to start shaking like a palm in a windstorm and drop a side of the bar. You're kinda thick, and got some junk in the trunk, so remember to back that thing up against the board.

Also on the profanity thing, I could see you saying something like "can't be fucking faded", so watch your mouth.

Also, you've probably got PTSD from the beating Clegg put on you, so remember to tell the judges that if you miss a curl, they might give you a second chance. Tell them the crowd of like 20 people freaked you out.

[BB]

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[Walter Sobchak]

Why don't you just make shit up elsewhere it is not a tested event. I am not competing in a tested category. I am not breaking any rules.

In other words….you are using illegal drugs.

Addict.

[Walter Sobchak]

I have never claimed to be anything I am not to anyone. I have never claimed natural. I entered the Non-Tested division. I believe in sportsmanship. I would never enter a tested event which is why I do not partcipate in USA wrestling. So you can all kiss my ass.

You entered the Non-Tested Division because you use illegal drugs.

It has nothing to do with sportsmanship, it’s because you don’t want to get tested and caught.

[wes]

[wes]

You Can't & won't be able to say you WAS as your a Never Has Been .

PLAIN OLD TRUTH !!

Good post my friend.

[Krankenstein]

I have never claimed to be anything I am not to anyone. I have never claimed natural. I entered the Non-Tested division. I believe in sportsmanship. I would never enter a tested event which is why I do not partcipate in USA wrestling. So you can all kiss my ass.

You've claimed to be a bad ass....which you're not.

Beta cuck bitch....go bitch and whine about your injuries somewhere else.

[bhank]

You've claimed to be a bad ass....which you're not.

Beta cuck bitch....go bitch and whine about your injuries somewhere else.

Injured or not I am still stronger than

[robcguns]

Injured or not I am still stronger than

Hankins,how much you hoping to curl at the contest?