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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29500 on: March 08, 2023, 08:49:57 AM »
He admits he takes several drugs to increase his metabolism
He`d be a blimp otherwise with all the garbage he eats......does zero cardio.

He wants to be a competitive bodybuilder but isn`t willing to put in the required work.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29501 on: March 08, 2023, 08:50:20 AM »
Which makes zero sense. How about just clean up your diet? Eating a bunch of garbage and hammering the stims to stay lean. You can see how his hands shake and hear it in his voice.

Dont tell him anything that may prolong his life...

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29502 on: March 08, 2023, 08:54:43 AM »


I’m sure hanky has at least one of these to add to his laundry list of injuries and illnesses. Is it housemaid’s knee, poor man’s gout or dum dum fever?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29503 on: March 08, 2023, 09:55:06 AM »
Ive talked to the ex/mom of the kid (initials MO) and the kid absolutely hates going with hanky. She says he cries and cries when he has to go and just wants his mom when he is with hanky. Thats why the kid looks so miserable all the time. Ill see if I can get another chat with her

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29504 on: March 08, 2023, 10:08:32 AM »


I would not feed that slop to pigs in a pig pen.  YUCK!!!!   


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29505 on: March 08, 2023, 10:24:28 AM »
Personally i want him back, the videos with high pitched voices and the shakes, the delusional boasting. It's entertaining

x2 it is great entertainment, he needs to stay.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29506 on: March 08, 2023, 10:27:51 AM »
x2 it is great entertainment, he needs to stay.

Bhanks needs GB as much as we need him for the entertainment value. 


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29507 on: March 08, 2023, 11:14:16 AM »
Ive talked to the ex/mom of the kid (initials MO) and the kid absolutely hates going with hanky. She says he cries and cries when he has to go and just wants his mom when he is with hanky. Thats why the kid looks so miserable all the time. Ill see if I can get another chat with her

 :o :o

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29508 on: March 08, 2023, 11:20:11 AM »
Ive talked to the ex/mom of the kid (initials MO) and the kid absolutely hates going with hanky. She says he cries and cries when he has to go and just wants his mom when he is with hanky. Thats why the kid looks so miserable all the time. Ill see if I can get another chat with her

Maybe you two can hook up while you are at it?   :D  :D  :D  :D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29509 on: March 08, 2023, 11:24:51 AM »
Maybe you two can hook up while you are at it?   :D  :D  :D  :D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Just be careful she dosnt yank your bicep off....

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29510 on: March 08, 2023, 12:15:44 PM »
Which makes zero sense. How about just clean up your diet? Eating a bunch of garbage and hammering the stims to stay lean. You can see how his hands shake and hear it in his voice.

You just don't get it, Dillon, do you?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29511 on: March 08, 2023, 12:21:51 PM »
*** Suckmymuscle has entered the thread....

"Is it safe to come back now?"

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29512 on: March 08, 2023, 12:35:40 PM »
Given bhanks' claimed test scores ("Pre 1995 SAT scores can be used for IQ as can GMAT scores. Both my SAT and GMAT 5 years later matched up with a 147") places him in the 99.9% percentile it's curious he did not attend MIT/Ivy League/Wharton level school instead of George Mason University

I'm not saying that's a bad school but 99.9% score means literally every door should be wide open to you

Location close to home is a possibility but if so that's interesting in itself and speaks to a trepidation of  leaving the nest  which doesn't correlate with all his subsequent Action Man adventure reports of the army and hawaii etc.

Hmmm


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29513 on: March 08, 2023, 12:42:08 PM »
Given bhanks' claimed test scores ("Pre 1995 SAT scores can be used for IQ as can GMAT scores. Both my SAT and GMAT 5 years later matched up with a 147") places him in the 99.9% percentile it's curious he did not attend MIT/Ivy League/Wharton level school instead of George Mason University

I'm not saying that's a bad school but 99.9% score means literally every door should be wide open to you

Location close to home is a possibility but if so that's interesting in itself and speaks to a trepidation of  leaving the nest  which doesn't correlate with all his subsequent Action Man adventure reports of the army and hawaii etc.

Hmmm

even one in the fucking floor

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29514 on: March 08, 2023, 12:42:16 PM »
guess what I had for breakfast?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29515 on: March 08, 2023, 12:42:53 PM »
guess what I had for breakfast?

Ems vagina?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29516 on: March 08, 2023, 12:43:48 PM »
even one in the fucking floor

Well the back door is certainly open for business for him thus far. . . . .

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29517 on: March 08, 2023, 12:50:34 PM »
Well the back door is certainly open for business for him thus far. . . . .

oof  :-X :-X

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29518 on: March 08, 2023, 01:16:11 PM »
Well the back door is certainly open for business for him thus far. . . . .


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29519 on: March 08, 2023, 01:30:42 PM »
hey bald headed gaping raped ass child toucher,.....whered you go? Did your feelers get hurt? Are you screaming French Toast in your high voice? Where are you fuckstick? Not getting your way, does the baby need the bottle? This is the bitch that thinks he is going to take someones life, the pansy who runs to momma when the going gets tough, never done a day of real work in his life, soft handed soft mouthed fa99ot. Dont come back, I dont want to be interrupted while Emily is riding cowboy on me and when I later take Spencer to an NHL game

fucking bitch

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29520 on: March 08, 2023, 01:33:53 PM »
hey bald headed gaping raped ass child toucher,.....whered you go? Did your feelers get hurt? Are you screaming French Toast in your high voice? Where are you fuckstick? Not getting your way, does the baby need the bottle? This is the bitch that thinks he is going to take someones life, the pansy who runs to momma when the going gets tough, never done a day of real work in his life, soft handed soft mouthed fa99ot. Dont come back, I dont want to be interrupted while Emily is riding cowboy on me and when I later take Spencer to an NHL game

fucking bitch

By my estimation - he is probably 24-36 hours out on his Harley hunting you down.   

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29521 on: March 08, 2023, 01:35:41 PM »
By my estimation - he is probably 24-36 hours out on his Harley hunting you down.

brrrr gonna be tough sluggin up here,....minus 24 celcius windchill right now

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29522 on: March 08, 2023, 01:45:02 PM »
He`d be a blimp otherwise with all the garbage he eats......does zero cardio.

He wants to be a competitive bodybuilder but isn`t willing to put in the required work.

"He wants to be a competitive bodybuilder but isn`t willing to put in the required work".
 :D ;D :D ;D  You're truly Jesting  :D ;D :D :D

You mean he doesn't have the structure /genetics the discipline or work ethic.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29523 on: March 08, 2023, 01:49:19 PM »
Can we get this thread renamed please???

"I bet half of you didn't even gain an ounce of muscle in 30 years"

HA HA HA

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29524 on: March 08, 2023, 02:23:30 PM »
"He wants to be a competitive bodybuilder but isn`t willing to put in the required work".
 :D ;D :D ;D  You're truly Jesting  :D ;D :D :D

You mean he doesn't have the structure /genetics the discipline or work ethic.
I was just being sarcastic, he`s an uncaged beast in the gym,and dedicated as all Hell at the kitchen table.....he keeps a laser like focus on his goals, and always has his eyes on the prize !!  :D

^^^^Sounds good even though he`s a weak wussy,and a junkfood junkie!  ;D