Hank also said he has a huge cock. Like a baby's arm. Surely the ladies are drawn to that.
Hahahaaa! Just wondering about how you'd work something like that into conversation has given me a legit LOL
/sceneBhank is sat in the Yacht Club when he spots his prey - 2 ditsy looking blonde women drinking mocktails. They look to be the type he could easily overpower if necessary, so he gets up and wanders casually over towards them. He's furiously flexing his forearms to ensure sick vascularity and using the mirrors in the room to surreptitiously check hair, biceps, etc. One final quick check to ensure there is no blood on the seat of this pants, and that they are hanging low enough to display a hint of dick-root, while avoiding the dreaded dong-hang, and he's there
"Hey ladies, I'm bhank"He would offer a handshake at this point normally, but that would require straightening his arm, thus reducing the circumference by 0.5" - and there's no way that's gonna happen!
"I'm an ex-military and Wall Street paragliding snowboarding surfing bodybuilding race car driver"The girls glance down at their drinks, clearly unimpressed. Bhank, slightly flustered, reaches for his Ace
"Oh, and I post on an online forum called GetBig"
"Oh wow!!!" they exclaim, eyes now sparkling
"You mean you're a real life GetBigger? Amazing!"Bhank senses blood in the water, so moves in for the coup-de-grace.
Careful now, don't spook them bhanky-boy... "So, ladies, do you like babies? Sure, everyone does... And do you like apples? Well me too, how about that...
"So what about babies arms, hmmm...? No, that's not weird, I'm just asking... So... baby's arms... apples... anything happening down there, girls?" he says, raising his eyebrows, nodding and staring directly down at their crotch areas...
*SLAP*/scene