Ideal physique and face for picking up women

[Primemuscle]

Remember guys you are not Ugly you are just Poor look at the difference a couple billion can make that is more than just hair look at the jawline the entire face is different

Musk is a mess when it comes to romantic relationships. All that money hasn't bought him a happy long lasting marriage. It's rumored that he's a bit of a nut job.

[Primemuscle]

Fixed pal.

Gloriously, is not a word I'm inclined to use.....seems too gay or a something a woman might say.

[ThisisOverload]

Not always. My wife was 21 when we married we never separated or divorced. My son's wife was 19 when they married in 1988 and they are still married. My daughter was 19 when she and my son-in-law married in 1994. They celebrated their 27th anniversary last summer. Now my mom's generation is a different story. She and my dad didn't make to year 5. My uncle and his first wife divorced at about 5 years of marriage, although he and his second wife were married forever until he died. Both his wives were in their prime at the time of their marriage. A lot of my cousins have been married forever and they all married fairly young....late teens to mid-twenties.

I was joking Primester.

But to be honest all of my friends who married before 25 are divorced now or are only together due to kids.

My parents have been happily married for almost 50 years.

[djliftsthings]

this guy has called other people ugly on getbig  ahhahahhahahahahah
he must thank the heavens daily  he has money or he never gets a woman. The chick he is with now clearly is with him for the money, I mean whats his pick up line? Im short, bald, loud,, I beat my last gf, the list goes on.

[ThisisOverload]

this guy has called other people ugly on getbig  ahhahahhahahahahah
he must thank the heavens daily  he has money or he never gets a woman. The chick he is with now clearly is with him for the money, I mean whats his pick up line? Im short, bald, loud,, I beat my last gf, the list goes on.

He also claims he is not "balding".

[djliftsthings]

He also claims he is not "balding".

fuk when he turns around i swear its a moon of jupiter back there

[AbrahamG]

Hank also said he has a huge cock. Like a baby's arm. Surely the ladies are drawn to that.

[Taffin]

Hank also said he has a huge cock. Like a baby's arm. Surely the ladies are drawn to that.

Hahahaaa!  Just wondering about how you'd work something like that into conversation has given me a legit LOL


/scene

Bhank is sat in the Yacht Club when he spots his prey - 2 ditsy looking blonde women drinking mocktails.  They look to be the type he could easily overpower if necessary, so he gets up and wanders casually over towards them.  He's furiously flexing his forearms to ensure sick vascularity and using the mirrors in the room to surreptitiously check hair, biceps, etc.  One final quick check to ensure there is no blood on the seat of this pants, and that they are hanging low enough to display a hint of dick-root, while avoiding the dreaded dong-hang, and he's there

       "Hey ladies, I'm bhank"

He would offer a handshake at this point normally, but that would require straightening his arm, thus reducing the circumference by 0.5" - and there's no way that's gonna happen!

       "I'm an ex-military and Wall Street paragliding snowboarding surfing bodybuilding race car driver"

The girls glance down at their drinks, clearly unimpressed.  Bhank, slightly flustered, reaches for his Ace

       "Oh, and I post on an online forum called GetBig"

       "Oh wow!!!" they exclaim, eyes now sparkling "You mean you're a real life GetBigger?  Amazing!"

Bhank senses blood in the water, so moves in for the coup-de-grace.  Careful now, don't spook them bhanky-boy...

       "So, ladies, do you like babies?  Sure, everyone does... And do you like apples?  Well me too, how about that...

       "So what about babies arms, hmmm...?  No, that's not weird, I'm just asking...  So... baby's arms... apples... anything happening down there, girls?" he says, raising his eyebrows, nodding and staring directly down at their crotch areas...

*SLAP*

/scene

[Hulkotron]

any woman that is at least a 6 out of 10 will get thousands of matches, so she can be more picky than real life where often times they just end up with one of the few guys that had the balls to talk to her

E

A friend who was a solid 8.5/10 at her peak (she had fat arms but was otherwise super-hot, blond, tan, cute face, huge tits, tiny waist, big round ass, etc.) showed me her Plenty of Fish inbox once, it was crazy, she averaged over 100 messages received per day.

[Phantom Spunker]

Hahahaaa!  Just wondering about how you'd work something like that into conversation has given me a legit LOL


/scene

Bhank is sat in the Yacht Club when he spots his prey - 2 ditsy looking blonde women drinking mocktails.  They look to be the type he could easily overpower if necessary, so he gets up and wanders casually over towards them.  He's furiously flexing his forearms to ensure sick vascularity and using the mirrors in the room to surreptitiously check hair, biceps, etc.  One final quick check to ensure there is no blood on the seat of this pants, and that they are hanging low enough to display a hint of dick-root, while avoiding the dreaded dong-hang, and he's there

       "Hey ladies, I'm bhank"

He would offer a handshake at this point normally, but that would require straightening his arm, thus reducing the circumference by 0.5" - and there's no way that's gonna happen!

       "I'm an ex-military and Wall Street paragliding snowboarding surfing bodybuilding race car driver"

The girls glance down at their drinks, clearly unimpressed.  Bhank, slightly flustered, reaches for his Ace

       "Oh, and I post on an online forum called GetBig"

       "Oh wow!!!" they exclaim, eyes now sparkling "You mean you're a real life GetBigger?  Amazing!"

Bhank senses blood in the water, so moves in for the coup-de-grace.  Careful now, don't spook them bhanky-boy...

       "So, ladies, do you like babies?  Sure, everyone does... And do you like apples?  Well me too, how about that...

       "So what about babies arms, hmmm...?  No, that's not weird, I'm just asking...  So... baby's arms... apples... anything happening down there, girls?" he says, raising his eyebrows, nodding and staring directly down at their crotch areas...

*SLAP*

/scene

This played in my mind with the clarity of film. The only question I have is which Hollywood hunk should be cast as Bhank in the movie? Would Brad Pitt be willing to take a boatload of steroids at his current age?

[Army of One]

He also claims he is not "balding".

He already has had at least one transplant on his frontal 3rd, when I asked him about it twice he ignored me both times.

[Les Grossman]

He also claims he is not "balding".

.

[oldtimer1]

Most guys are delusional about what they look like. Ask a gargoyle of a guy to rate himself and he will say an 8.

This is a pussy magnet. 5'10" and 165lbs in incredible condition. No homo.

[Taffin]

This played in my mind with the clarity of film. The only question I have is which Hollywood hunk should be cast as Bhank in the movie? Would Brad Pitt be willing to take a boatload of steroids at his current age?

(In before someone posts that deformed chap out of '300' )

Ooh!  Good game - can I play?

Hmmm...

🤔

OK - gotta be honest Phantom, I'm struggling a bit with the description of 'hunk' (no offence bhanky).  I think what we actually need is a character actor - someone who combines traits of these 3 fellas but in one package



Script needs a working title - any of these work for anybody?

The Messiah Complex
The Bionic Man 2.0
(Dick) Roots
The Littlest Biggest Hobo
The Magic Cobbler
There Will Be Blood 2

[robcguns]

Hahahaaa!  Just wondering about how you'd work something like that into conversation has given me a legit LOL


/scene

Bhank is sat in the Yacht Club when he spots his prey - 2 ditsy looking blonde women drinking mocktails.  They look to be the type he could easily overpower if necessary, so he gets up and wanders casually over towards them.  He's furiously flexing his forearms to ensure sick vascularity and using the mirrors in the room to surreptitiously check hair, biceps, etc.  One final quick check to ensure there is no blood on the seat of this pants, and that they are hanging low enough to display a hint of dick-root, while avoiding the dreaded dong-hang, and he's there

       "Hey ladies, I'm bhank"

He would offer a handshake at this point normally, but that would require straightening his arm, thus reducing the circumference by 0.5" - and there's no way that's gonna happen!

       "I'm an ex-military and Wall Street paragliding snowboarding surfing bodybuilding race car driver"

The girls glance down at their drinks, clearly unimpressed.  Bhank, slightly flustered, reaches for his Ace

       "Oh, and I post on an online forum called GetBig"

       "Oh wow!!!" they exclaim, eyes now sparkling "You mean you're a real life GetBigger?  Amazing!"

Bhank senses blood in the water, so moves in for the coup-de-grace.  Careful now, don't spook them bhanky-boy...

       "So, ladies, do you like babies?  Sure, everyone does... And do you like apples?  Well me too, how about that...

       "So what about babies arms, hmmm...?  No, that's not weird, I'm just asking...  So... baby's arms... apples... anything happening down there, girls?" he says, raising his eyebrows, nodding and staring directly down at their crotch areas...

*SLAP*

/scene

Now that made me laugh pretty fucking hard.

[BB]

BHank should be played by -

William H Macy -

.

or

Jesse Plemons -

.

[Matt]

or

Jesse Plemons -

My middle name is Pleaman, so I'm going to have to go with this man!!!

[Taffin]

Now that made me laugh pretty fucking hard.

 

BHank should be played by -

William H Macy -

.

Boom!

Make sure Macy knows this picture has a strong element of violence (that will never actually come to pass, of course) - if he's OK with that, then that's a lock

[IroNat]

A friend who was a solid 8.5/10 at her peak (she had fat arms but was otherwise super-hot, blond, tan, cute face, huge tits, tiny waist, big round ass, etc.) showed me her Plenty of Fish inbox once, it was crazy, she averaged over 100 messages received per day.

Need pics.

[Taffin]

Forgot I had these tucked away

(With apologies to joswift )

/end thread

[Dave D]

(In before someone posts that deformed chap out of '300' )

Ooh!  Good game - can I play?

Hmmm...

🤔

OK - gotta be honest Phantom, I'm struggling a bit with the description of 'hunk' (no offence bhanky).  I think what we actually need is a character actor - someone who combines traits of these 3 fellas but in one package



Script needs a working title - any of these work for anybody?

The Messiah Complex
The Bionic Man 2.0
(Dick) Roots
The Littlest Biggest Hobo
The Magic Cobbler
There Will Be Blood 2

Great titles!

Simple but intriguing. I’ll throw out:

Champion
(It’s all within)Reach: The Bhanks story
Superman - the new era


We could do book titles:

Born on 3rd base:overcoming the odds life hands you .

Tarnished: most don’t realize  silver spoons still require cleaning.

[pamith]

NO! My physique is better and attracts all females

[Taffin]

Great titles!

Simple but intriguing. I’ll throw out:

Champion
(It’s all within)Reach: The Bhanks story
Superman - the new era


We could do book titles:

Born on 3rd base:overcoming the odds life hands you .

Tarnished: most don’t realize  silver spoons still require cleaning.

Hahaha - that last book title is very strong - almost good enough for book and film!  Well played

[pamith]

me

[Omega Male]

NO! My physique is better and attracts all females

How tall are you and how's your face? As far as these 3 physical traits are concerned, face, height, body, body comes in a distant third.