Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread

[Rambone]

your not gonna do nothing but lick the chocolate trails off his dick

Not true

I'd also be jacking off while I did that - so that's 2 things

[a_pupil]

Monica has suddenly stopped posting.
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instead of her neck choose ......

Getbig chads: Forget the tits, lets zoom into her neck.

[The General]

Getbig chads: Forget the tits, lets zoom into her neck.

hello 

[Royalty]

🤮

[The General]

 

[Taffin]

Nice shot of her Grandson

[Phantom Spunker]

You're a kind soul posing for a photo with him, Monica. They do say that the extra chromosome guarantees a lot of hugs.

[The General]

You're a kind soul posing for a photo with him, Monica. They do say that the extra chromosome guarantees a lot of hugs.

hahahaha 

[The General]

c'mon fans express more love to her ...

[michael arvilla]

"fans "

yea ...... no

[The General]

hey check this out Mo in on Substack ....

https://monicabrant.substack.com/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

[The General]

check her first draft out,
 
https://monicabrant.substack.com/p/looking-for-your-thoughts?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

specially the last paragraph .....

[Royalty]

c'mon fans express more love to her ...

Begging for adoration??  This ain’t the 1990’s anymore.

[Taffin]

c'mon fans express more love to her ...

Get her to post some gusset and I'll express my love all right... I'll express my love to her gooood....  all over my screen!   

[michael arvilla]

She's 52 man ....  reinvent yourself! (Do a masters show or something) you can't live off your laurels from over 20 years ago .....  get in the best shape of your life and do a photo shoot at least! ...this self promotion of nothing is getting old!

[Sandrock]

"However, this journey also allowed me to discover that what I needed was a heart transplant… maybe you are in a similar situation? Join me as I share the journey of this athlete’s heart transplant and how it has altered my life."

Uhhhhh "heart transplant"?  An actual medical procedure or is this some kind of really shitty metaphor for saying she's incredibly lonely and wishes she had fallen in love with a man and had some kids instead of being an "independent woman"?

And does the general only post this stuff on getbig?  Because the idea of Monica Brandt looking for a getbigger is incredible.  There's seriously like a 5% chance she grows her bush out and gets plowed by Fortress(who will also help her become a better writer).

[Phantom Spunker]

check her first draft out,
 
https://monicabrant.substack.com/p/looking-for-your-thoughts?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

specially the last paragraph .....

Oh, dear! What a shambles. This is not writing; it's just typing. You don’t have the outline of a book here. Firstly, treat that semicolon like your womb and throw it in the bin - you don't need it. You don’t have an independent clause following it. Secondly, I've read suicide notes that pained me less than this erratic pile of self-indulgent horseshit.

It starts off like the confessions of someone suffering from a personality disorder, and then quickly descends into vapid, 'spiritual journey' mumbo-jumbo. And don't get me started on the huge twist out of the blue where you claim to need life-saving heart surgery. What the fuck is going on? You're going to have to hire me as a ghostwriter if you want to salvage this, Monica. I accept payment in the form of minge photos.

[wes]

c'mon fans express more love to her ...

I`m my own police fan!

^^^Anyone get the movie referance?

[Taffin]

Oh, dear! What a shambles. This is not writing; it's just typing. You don’t have the outline of a book here. Firstly, treat that semicolon like your womb and throw it in the bin - you don't need it. You don’t have an independent clause following it. Secondly, I've read suicide notes that pained me less than this erratic pile of self-indulgent horseshit.

It starts off like the confessions of someone suffering from a personality disorder, and then quickly descends into vapid, 'spiritual journey' mumbo-jumbo. And don't get me started on the huge twist out of the blue where you claim to need life-saving heart surgery. What the fuck is going on? You're going to have to hire me as a ghostwriter if you want to salvage this, Monica. I accept payment in the form of minge photos.

Exactly.  I don't mean to be crude here, but WHERE'S the FUCKING VAG!?!?!?

[The General]

https://monicabrant.substack.com/p/7-easy-ish-tips-for-living-we-can?utm_source=facebook&sd=pf&fbclid=IwAR1E-V-95QtV-xRgq9s3qH2SqEuJL-SPfKrkX2n6Y8wsLiRgD8AUTe_t5QI

 

[Fortress]

Bush and flapjack shots or f off.

[Humble Narcissist]

"However, this journey also allowed me to discover that what I needed was a heart transplant… maybe you are in a similar situation? Join me as I share the journey of this athlete’s heart transplant and how it has altered my life."

Uhhhhh "heart transplant"?  An actual medical procedure or is this some kind of really shitty metaphor for saying she's incredibly lonely and wishes she had fallen in love with a man and had some kids instead of being an "independent woman"?

And does the general only post this stuff on getbig?  Because the idea of Monica Brandt looking for a getbigger is incredible.  There's seriously like a 5% chance she grows her bush out and gets plowed by Fortress(who will also help her become a better writer).

Yep. Young, independent women grow to be old cat ladies.

[michael arvilla]

.......

[The General]

 

[michael arvilla]

Jay and Kerry are back together???!??!!