He actually met her by chance as he was swiping through Tinder and found one with a blank profile picture and just random stupid photos of horses and shit like that. It mentioned she was only staying overnight so he took a gamble on it being a horny slag and matched with her.
He couldn't believe it when she turned up at the hotel, but he decided not to let her know that he recognized her. He said she was weird as fuck. Tits like hardened bags of cement, and she was always doing strange things like humming 'Kumbaya' and 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands' while ballet dancing around the room.
He also said that at one point during the night, she brazenly farted really loudly and then remarked 'who's the asshole talking shit behind my back?' before roaring laughing. Basically, he thought she was mentally ill.
Christ! That's the last time I take you into my confidence dude!
First of all yes I said her tits were rock hard, but I still used them to warm up
Second, the dancing thing (as you well know) was by request while I took time to 're-load' the cialis
And she wouldn't have farted like that if I hadn't given her the 69 bowling-ball 'Live Long and Prosper' anal treatment earlier (and besides, I found it sexy)
Would hit again.
