Bon Jovi

[Straw Man]

….is a pussy


https://nypost.com/2021/10/31/jon-bon-jovi-tests-positive-for-covid-19-cancels-miami-beach-concert/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=com.duckduckgo.mobile.ios.OpenAction2

Do you go looking for new things to whine about every day?

This has no effect on you and isn't it common practice to quarantine/isolate after a positive Covid test ?


https://scoop.upworthy.com/bon-jovi-opens-third-community-restaurant-to-serve-food-to-the-hungry-find-your-good-do-it

[SOMEPARTS]

No true story. The next summer his daughter wrapped her car around a tree outside my employers estate. If anyone knows lily pond lane its lined with massive beech trees. Coworker and I were going out for a burger and the accident just happened. She was fine but historical pleading with us not to call the cops but call her dad. He came and thanked us. Acted like he didn't know who I was.

Was this before or after the restraining order?

[Dave D]

Had three run ins with Bon Jovi and one with his daughter. He lived a couple houses down from where I worked in East Hampton and Id see him everyday in the gym. Every summer he has a major star studded party. I put on my Chef coat and snuck inside acting like I was part of the catering crew. Dumped my chef coat when I got inside and was mingling with the stars. Was chatting up Paltrow. Bon Jovi saw me and the security guards took me out front and beat me up on the lawn.

LOL great story!

[Humble Narcissist]

But wait, isn't he vaccinated

Let me guess, be didn't get his booster.

It's all in the booster......gotta get your booster.

[BlackMetallic]

He was never a rocker. He was a businessman like Gene & Paul

He said in a quote that he loved his wife more than anything

Then he said the only thing he loved more than his wife was his money while standing next to her

-No homo. What happened to his chest hair?

[Primemuscle]

Haha... Never cared for their music. Jon Bon Jovi is starting to look like a grandmother.





"1"

We have only two choices, grow old or die before that happens.

[Notomorrow]

Will never remove my tattoos

"It's" is a contraction of it and is. Your tattoo artist didn't correct the grammar? "It's is" makes no sense. The song is It's my life. I hope you're kidding and that's not a real tattoo.

[Megalodon]

See below for images of the useful idiot writer that would be executed immediately once the anti-Western 'utopia' "he" imagines materialized. Always look for images of the anti-European writers, these hate mongering scribes are always the most damaged human-mistakes on earth.



This "guy" wants to exterminate anything that won't entertain his mental illness and sell out to anyone that will.

[AbrahamG]

Haha... Never cared for their music. Jon Bon Jovi is starting to look like a grandmother.





"1"

Another filthy smoker.

[US MUSL]

Looks like he is morphing in to Jamie Lee Curtis.

[Primemuscle]

Looks like he is morphing in to Jamie Lee Curtis.

Interesting observation. Awhile back some idiots speculated that Jamie Lee Curtis as actually a guy. How funny is that? Hmm, maybe they are related.

[Humble Narcissist]

He was never a rocker. He was a businessman like Gene & Paul

He said in a quote that he loved his wife more than anything

Then he said the only thing he loved more than his wife was his money while standing next to her

-No homo. What happened to his chest hair?

Does he realize Superman is gay now?

[IroNat]

Looks like he is morphing in to Jamie Lee Curtis.

I had the same thought.

Great minds think alike.

[pamith]

Another filthy smoker.

Smoker? Really? That explains a lot he aged horribly. He should shave that gray hair off or at least dye it, srs

[Taffin]

"It's" is a contraction of it and is. Your tattoo artist didn't correct the grammar? "It's is" makes no sense. The song is It's my life. I hope you're kidding and that's not a real tattoo.

Dude - while true, I'd be less concerned with the grammar and more concerned about them both naming this 'Jon Bovi' character!

[Kwon]

"It's" is a contraction of it and is. Your tattoo artist didn't correct the grammar? "It's is" makes no sense. The song is It's my life. I hope you're kidding and that's not a real tattoo.

Huh?


It's an old Jon Bovi-quote from his song.

[orion]

Wouldn't cross the street to see a bunch of grandfather's jumping around on stage  and trying to relive their glory days. At some point in time just retire and go count your money.

[King Shizzo]

Bon Jovi, have some good songs. Can't hate.

[residue]

I am reminded of when triumph insult comedy dog went to a Bon Jovi concert and interviewed Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray who was the opening act. Triumph said that by being the opening act Sugar Ray was even worse than Bon Jovi.😂

isn't thin lizzy some hair band from the 60's or something? it's all shitty

[Humble Narcissist]

Wouldn't cross the street to see a bunch of grandfather's jumping around on stage  and trying to relive their glory days. At some point in time just retire and go count your money.

This or play a different kind of music.

[Fortress]

isn't thin lizzy some hair band from the 60's or something? it's all shitty

 Very, very wrong.

[SOMEPARTS]

isn't thin lizzy some hair band from the 60's or something? it's all shitty

One of the most offensive things I've ever read on Getbig. 

[pamith]

It's my lifeeee and it's now or never, I ain't gonna live forever, I just wanna live while I'm alive...