Did you know keeping a USPS mail tote is a criminal offense?  
Makes sense.
'Broke USPS Needs Its Bins Back, Giving Amnesty From Felony Charge
Business Law, Criminal Law 
You’ve a rebel for blatantly getting away with a federal crime for too long.  Need amnesty?  Well, if you currently possess a United States Postal Service plastic mail bin (which is a felony, punishable by up to 3 years in prison) now is the time to do so because you can return them free of prosecution.  Sure it’s a lame crime, but hey, a crime is a crime and you can always dress up the story later at the bar with car chases and shootouts.  Because we all know that the ladies dig a bad boy, oh and vampires, too, for some reason.'
