Listen up, MORONS. Vince G is a man of unimpeachable integrity, and I'm growing pretty tired of you all questioning him. As many of you know, I am now a professor of Islamic law and I've studied his story carefully. I find no inconsistencies, and for any of you suffering from reading comprehension issues, allow me to summarize:
Vince does not like to talk about his military career. The first reason for this is because it's painful for him to have to dig up old memories of being called a "baby killer" by so-called social justice warriors. You see, Vince is a man of action. He chose to disregard standard procedures of both personal security and integrity. As a recruit, he refused to admit that he was not yet a serving soldier, and rather than follow the usual protocol of leaving the military base dressed in civilian clothes, Vince opted to dress up as a Vietnam veteran and walk around public places in order to ignite the ire of left-leaning civilians who struggled to move on from that terrible war.
Additionally, Vince has stated that his former career is something he "really doesn't give a shit about" and it was "the biggest mistake [he] ever made."
Vince writes that "The military is a job...no different from [him] doing security or working as a correctional officer." Furthermore, Vince doesn't take kindly to public dickery: "serving in the military doesnt [sic] entitle me to be a public dick which is how a lot of them act."
Hence why he concludes authoritatively: "AND THATS WHY I RARELY BRING IT UP".
The OTHER reason Vince refuses to talk about it is because: "It was a painful time in my life because i was going to make a career and be done by the age of 40. But the rug was pulled out from under me".
There was, however, one positive outcome from this tragic period. Vince notes that "the only good thing was disovering [sic] an undetected health issue".
Despite attending college ROTC, and despite passing all the required medicals to join, a previously undetected health issue cropped up a mere "two weeks" from the end of recruit training. Rather than put Vince through rehab like every other recruit, the military coldly and unceremoniously decided to throw him out of the door immediately. Though, not before putting him to work for those two weeks and awarding him a medal for it.
You will be relieved to know that Vince decided to fix this health issue himself through physical therapy after being discharged, though. And he's now back to full fitness - which is easily evidenced by his athletic, svelte physique.
That's it. Case closed. Now, please, I ask of you all: CLOSE THIS THREAD!!
