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Who is More Baddass?
« on: March 15, 2022, 09:13:37 AM »
BHANKS:

"Who is acting anything I am speaking the fucking truth. No one fucks with me in real life meanwhile a bunch of anonymous idiots talk shit to me online. No one does this is real life you think I am any less me in real life? No one in the military in Jail in a fucking back alley in a 3rd world country talks shit to me it does not happen. Yet everyone talks out their ass on here its fucking nonsense not one of you would disrespect me."

OR

ESFITNESS:

"I too don't take kindly to disrespect. Not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in line at Walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners...anywhere."

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2022, 09:22:12 AM »

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2022, 09:24:43 AM »
Irresistible force vs immovable object

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2022, 09:33:53 AM »
BHANKS:

"Who is acting anything I am speaking the fucking truth. No one fucks with me in real life meanwhile a bunch of anonymous idiots talk shit to me online. No one does this is real life you think I am any less me in real life? No one in the military in Jail in a fucking back alley in a 3rd world country talks shit to me it does not happen. Yet everyone talks out their ass on here its fucking nonsense not one of you would disrespect me."

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ESFITNESS:

"I too don't take kindly to disrespect. Not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in line at Walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners...anywhere."

Looks - ESFitness.

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Physique - Hankins. ESFitness will need to post new pics.

Toughness - ESFitness. Hogie was actually in the slam and had a four hour armed standoff with SWAT. Hankins is 0-3 in the cage.

Smarts - Booksmarts goes to Hankins. Street smarts goes ES. Hankins posted his SSN ad fuck ton of other private info, and thought he was hard because some black dudes liked his Jordans. 


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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2022, 09:42:36 AM »
Bhanks would definitely back down if ESFitness were to challenge him.

Afterwards, to feel better, Bhanks would go home and weigh himself.

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2022, 09:52:22 AM »
Looks - ESFitness.

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Of course they want him out, hes always in taking up a bed to get opiates.

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2022, 09:57:26 AM »
Only one man ever stitched himself back up after a prison fight with a guitar string in the history of Getbig…

Hankins is a soft-mouthed twink raised on Mommy’s money. He couldn’t beat his own meat unless he dressed his dick up like a 120 lb female.

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2022, 09:59:02 AM »
I literally goto the NC coast every weekend


there is literally no one there , bunch of retirees and construction/redenck type dudes scattered around but that's it
 
tourism would be the only industry that would bring in someone in there 30s -

I am damn sure no one "messes" with him - he basically lives in a rural area, workouts out in a small gym , sure he has a nice house and the typical shit for a successful 50yr old man BUT you live in vacuum which makes it seem like you are a pedi stool and I am here to assure you that you are not

have you ever been around a 300lb monster bb; er in real life ??  you don't get around "real" bodybuilders , sure you're 'swole' on the outer banks but are fisherman and construction guys supposed to juice up or hop on TRT just to hang with you ???

I won NC teen states as well as runner up at States several times in my early 20s - go do NC States in April or better yet compete in Wilmington in May BUT for Christs sake stop comparing yourself to people on this board and old bb'ing pics - FIND SOME BIG DUDES IN REAL LIFE - GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY OUTER BANKS AROUND A BUNCH OF REDENCKS

go to a big gym and find a big dudes - you will instantly be humble and instead of being a badass in your head all the time - you find the areas you need to improve

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2022, 10:02:16 AM »
Of course they want him out, hes always in taking up a bed to get opiates.
what happened to him?

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2022, 10:04:43 AM »
what happened to him?

Fell out of an airplane?

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2022, 10:08:08 AM »
what happened to him?

you are going to have to be more specific
Its more like what didnt happen to him..

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2022, 10:16:29 AM »
you are going to have to be more specific
Its more like what didnt happen to him..

LOL!

Also great topic by SF1900!

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2022, 10:26:09 AM »
The scariest person I ever met never said a word before he got violent. Just that psychotic look on his face. Fucking insane. So there's that.

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2022, 11:23:34 AM »
I literally goto the NC coast every weekend


there is literally no one there , bunch of retirees and construction/redenck type dudes scattered around but that's it
 
tourism would be the only industry that would bring in someone in there 30s -

I am damn sure no one "messes" with him - he basically lives in a rural area, workouts out in a small gym , sure he has a nice house and the typical shit for a successful 50yr old man BUT you live in vacuum which makes it seem like you are a pedi stool and I am here to assure you that you are not

have you ever been around a 300lb monster bb; er in real life ??  you don't get around "real" bodybuilders , sure you're 'swole' on the outer banks but are fisherman and construction guys supposed to juice up or hop on TRT just to hang with you ???

I won NC teen states as well as runner up at States several times in my early 20s - go do NC States in April or better yet compete in Wilmington in May BUT for Christs sake stop comparing yourself to people on this board and old bb'ing pics - FIND SOME BIG DUDES IN REAL LIFE - GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY OUTER BANKS AROUND A BUNCH OF REDENCKS

go to a big gym and find a big dudes - you will instantly be humble and instead of being a badass in your head all the time - you find the areas you need to improve

I see the Charlotte cup in April I don't see states and I don't see anything in Wilimngton in May. What shows are you talking about? Again never said I was a 300lb open pro bodybuilder. I could improve everywhere but just holding up is half the battle

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2022, 07:01:49 PM »
The scariest person I ever met never said a word before he got violent. Just that psychotic look on his face. Fucking insane. So there's that.
You mean they don't go on the internet and tell everyone how tough they are and how nobody in real life disrespects them?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2022, 07:17:34 PM »
You mean they don't go on the internet and tell everyone how tough they are and how nobody in real life disrespects them?

They go on the internet and offer you Option D.

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2022, 07:35:27 PM »
I think the ceremonial weigh in and subsequent face off between these two titans would be worthy of the price of admission.

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2022, 01:02:35 AM »
both are classic getbig legends at this point

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2022, 04:48:06 AM »
I see the Charlotte cup in April I don't see states and I don't see anything in Wilimngton in May. What shows are you talking about? Again never said I was a 300lb open pro bodybuilder. I could improve everywhere but just holding up is half the battle

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pick one badass - there are at least 4 shows in your immediate area including the Jay CUlter classic in Richmond VA - you're a shoe in for open heavyweight and overall

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2022, 05:29:58 AM »
The scariest person I ever met never said a word before he got violent. Just that psychotic look on his face. Fucking insane. So there's that.

Haha exactly this genuinely tough people don’t break their neck to tell people they are

Similar to your mate I was close family friends for years with a bloke who was easily the toughest scariest fucker I’ve ever met, he was like fighting the terminator you literally would have to kill or seriously injure him to stop him coming at you, had some sort of disorder where he just didn’t feel pain like the rest of us do, Thing is also in that time I never once heard him breath a word about who or what he was, and you could “disrespect” him all you liked could drink in his company all day and call him worse than shit and he would laugh it off.

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2022, 06:28:11 AM »
Although both are are equally popular/unpopular for various reasons this is a classic case of good vs. evil.

Bhanks is as American as peach cobbler and will tell you that he's drug free. In fact, according to Bhank himself, the most anabolic substance he uses and the cornerstone of his diet is peach cobbler. This former high school wrestling standout went on to serve his country is the US armed forces and later honed his fighting skills in the gym and ultimately bravely fighting in the cage. Although some would say he's had mixed results Bhanks has now moved on to the final frontier a 44 yearold drug free bodybuilder whose intent on showing us the light by entering into and winning a super heavyweight bodybuilding contest and painstakingly documenting his efforts along the way. Briming with self confidence Bhank thinks nothing of taking down Tyson or comparing himself to Lee Priest. A true getbigger whether you like it or not.

For ESF he couldn't have traveled a more difficult path. Difficult roads are the backbone of ESF's existence.... the road to prison, the road to rehab, the road to recovery. Far from natural there doesn't seem to be a drug in existence that hadn't met defeat at the hands of his capable liver. For ESF 6 grams is the sweet spot. His battles were not in the millitary or cage but were with opioid and benzo addiction. His fighting skills were honed in the yard. This is where ESF learned and subsequently taught us valuable lessons about respect. This ex-con walks it like he talks it: see his legendary armed standoff with the cops for example or his penchant for armed robbery. Not having the benefit of a privileged life or a liberal education his trials and trevails have given him a gristled, skeptical,  but ultimatley an experienced world view gained from not just surviving but escaping and emerging victorious in many of life's worst set backs and always coms back for more. Undoubtedly another true getbigger through and through

Yep the immovable object vs. The unstoppable force. Whether this match up ever materializes or not these two will forever be locked in battle over the possession of getbigs collective soul.

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2022, 06:30:11 AM »
You mean they don't go on the internet and tell everyone how tough they are and how nobody in real life disrespects them?

Fucking weirdos.

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2022, 09:40:02 AM »
I think I speak for the entire forum when I say that these two titans should get their knobs out and have a cock-off. Eric apparently spends months at a time training women to deepthroat him, and Hankins has a penis like a Catalan donkey.

Bro…

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Re: Who is More Baddass?
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2022, 10:09:28 AM »
The scariest person I ever met never said a word before he got violent. Just that psychotic look on his face. Fucking insane. So there's that.