Make Matt C sexual again

[FitnessFrenzy]

[robcguns]

Hahahaha

[FitnessFrenzy]

Oh...and on March 2nd, a female friend called me when she was drunk, and asked if I could lick her vagina

 

[King Shizzo]

I'd like to see a picture of said woman. She probably resembles Wes Studi.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Canning's cunnilingus consulting

[Flexacon]

You say this ironically, but it is actually a very brilliant strategy. I want great sex and nothing beats crazy when it comes to the bedroom.

Guy A can treat a woman great and in return she'll be an asshole to him.
Guy B can be an asshole to the same woman and she'll treat him great.
Guy C can treat the same woman well and she'll treat him well.
Guy D is an asshole to her and she's an asshole to him

Women are fickle, scatter brained and lack consistency. I'm not here to give guys having a hard time advice, but it's important to understand the same woman can pivot in 4 different ways with a guy and there is no sensible or logical explanation why.

I really don't care how a woman acts with me vs any other guy. I always tell a girl to stop talking if she brings up an ex. My point though was that from my personal experience and observations Matt isn't wrong to feel the way he does about women. See comment above.

So what happened with your crazy ex/mother of your son? Who was the asshole there? You or her? Which scenario from above applies? Which guy were you Bhanks?

I look forward to you avoiding answering these questions...

Bump for Bhanks

[Taffin]

I just cracked one off

[Humble Narcissist]

Oh...and on March 2nd, a female friend called me when she was drunk, and asked if I could lick her vagina [I had to check my phone to get the date].

So possibly one day this month, I'll take up one of those offers.

On the plus side, training is going very well. Barring injury, I think I'm going to reach a 350 bench press this year for the first time in my life [previous PR = 345]. It will absolutely happen if I use steroids - but it may happen even without them.

What kind of friends do you have?

[Vince B]

[Walter Sobchak]

Breezeway Basile, you creepy old weirdo fuck, why are you so concerned about Matt Canning becoming sexually active again?

[AbrahamG]

Breezeway Basile, you creepy old weirdo fuck, why are you so concerned about Matt Canning becoming sexually active again?

He probably wants Matt to lick his back slit. 

[Vince B]

LOL at Walter and Abraham trying to help Matt. Matt needs help with depression and relationships. Most guys who are single and train probably need help getting relationships with girls/women.

[Walter Sobchak]

LOL at Walter and Abraham trying to help Matt. Matt needs help with depression and relationships. Most guys who are single and train probably need help getting relationships with girls/women.

You need help staying away from shirtless German lads.

[AbrahamG]

LOL at Walter and Abraham trying to help Matt. Matt needs help with depression and relationships. Most guys who are single and train probably need help getting relationships with girls/women.

Hey V-Breeze how do you feel about the bush?

[Vince B]

You need help staying away from shirtless German lads.

I take it you come to Getbig to get humiliated?

[Vince B]

Hey V-Breeze how do you feel about the bush?

I guess you aren't that happily married. Do you actually think you can own someone with your primitive comments?

[wes]

I just cracked one off

I just cracked one off

FIXED

[AbrahamG]

I guess you aren't that happily married. Do you actually think you can own someone with your primitive comments?

Correct.  Not that happily married.  I'm not making the connection between that and your penchant for late teenage cock.  Enlighten me.

[wes]

I'd like to see a picture of said woman. She probably resembles Wes Studi.

 

[Gym-Rat]

Matt Canning becoming sexually active again?[/b]

But is he sexual???  Bwah ha ha ha ha ha
(Probably the gayest thing EVER written on the internet).

[Vince B]

Correct.  Not that happily married.  I'm not making the connection between that and your penchant for late teenage cock.  Enlighten me.

This forum is so gay now. Quite embarrassing to post one's thoughts here. Matt amazes me with his candour and honesty. I doubt his critics would dare be so brave.

Why in a semi-gay forum is it a putdown to allude to homosexual activity? Even board buffoon, Goodrum, uses that ploy. Well, that doesn't work with me.

I don't mind some gay guys in real life but not so much on the net. It is as if all the failed wannabes and losers end up here putting shit on each other! Sort of amusing except when we are the targets. 

 

[Kwon]

seriously?

Taff

[Taffin]

Oh...and on March 2nd, a female friend called me when she was drunk, and asked if I could lick her vagina [I had to check my phone to get the date].

What kind of friends do you have?

Ones with dry vaginas?

[Taffin]

Taff

 

Stolen and will be used - thanks Kwon 

[Kwon]

Stolen and will be used - thanks Kwon 

Anything for the Taffinator