Author Topic: Stranded LOL (Read 2807 times)

blue52 · « **on:** April 15, 2022, 10:51:56 AM »

so Im on my golf journey. Ball joint/control arm went, car cant go any farther. Im stranded in Crownest Pass Alberta on a holiday and cant afford to fix it. Oh brother, doooooomed.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #1 on:** April 15, 2022, 10:54:20 AM »

how far are you from home, Joshie?

blue52 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 15, 2022, 10:59:49 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on April 15, 2022, 10:54:20 AM

how far are you from home, Joshie?

oh 500 or so miles

blue52 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 15, 2022, 11:05:59 AM »

hanky get on here and paypal me 500. Im in a bad spot stranded.

wes · « **Reply #4 on:** April 15, 2022, 11:07:04 AM »

Holy Christ dude,that sucks dick bigtime.

blue52 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 15, 2022, 11:10:29 AM »

Quote from: wes on April 15, 2022, 11:07:04 AM

Holy Christ dude,that sucks dick bigtime.

yup

joswift · « **Reply #6 on:** April 15, 2022, 11:17:49 AM »

its gone from a journey into an adventure

You should walk home like Kane in Kung Fu and report on your escapades...

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #7 on:** April 15, 2022, 11:26:18 AM »

wes · « **Reply #8 on:** April 15, 2022, 11:27:43 AM »

Quote from: joswift on April 15, 2022, 11:17:49 AM

its gone from a journey into an adventure

You should walk home like Kane in Kung Fu and report on your escapades...

LOL

blue52 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 15, 2022, 11:29:00 AM »

Quote from: joswift on April 15, 2022, 11:17:49 AM

its gone from a journey into an adventure

You should walk home like Kane in Kung Fu and report on your escapades...

itll work out
one thing, this place Im s tranded is fucking gorgeous. I wouldnt be bothered a bit if I had to stay here forever

blue52 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 15, 2022, 12:09:13 PM »

so the golf course here is hiring 3 greenskeeping positions. I may stay here. I love this place. Right in the mountains, streams, wildlife, amazing place

blue52 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 15, 2022, 12:42:36 PM »

Now I have screaming diarrhea
Lovely

wes · « **Reply #12 on:** April 15, 2022, 12:48:28 PM »

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #13 on:** April 15, 2022, 01:10:09 PM »

You know what you should do to raise money for your trip?

Pretend that your car is broken down, then ask people to PayPal you money to fix it.

🙄

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 15, 2022, 01:17:10 PM »

Quote from: blue52 on April 15, 2022, 12:42:36 PM

Now I have screaming diarrhea
Lovely

Dude, I’m literally diarrhea-ing right now!

It’ll all work out, it always does.

blue52 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 15, 2022, 01:31:59 PM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on April 15, 2022, 01:10:09 PM

You know what you should do to raise money for your trip?

Pretend that your car is broken down, then ask people to PayPal you money to fix it.

🙄

hahahah the car actually is broken down i can provide mounds of proof
you realize i asked you fully aware you wouldnt, have a laugh

hazbin is helping me deal with it
hes a fucking god

blue52 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 15, 2022, 01:40:10 PM »

update
the staff at Kanata hotel are feeding me chocolate chip cookies
this maybe the best car trouble in history

Vince B · « **Reply #17 on:** April 15, 2022, 01:54:30 PM »

Hi Josh. I knew this French Canadian who hitchhiked from Vancouver to Montreal. He lived like a hippie around English Bay Beach. He had to improvise to get home as he was broke. Well, he told Good Samaritans who gave him a lift that he was going to his brother’s funeral in Montreal. He said people were impressed and gave him money. He returned to Vancouver with money in his pocket! A smart older guy who didn’t have trouble getting a girlfriend either.

blue52 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 15, 2022, 01:58:07 PM »

Quote from: Vince B on April 15, 2022, 01:54:30 PM

Hi Josh. I knew this French Canadian who hitchhiked from Vancouver to Montreal. He lived like a hippie around English Bay Beach. He had to improvise to get home as he was broke. Well, he told Good Samaritans who gave him a lift that he was going to his brother’s funeral in Montreal. He said people were impressed and gave him money. He returned to Vancouver with money in his pocket! A smart older guy who didn’t have trouble getting a girlfriend either.

send me money Basile. Im on the side of the road eating snow being stalked by wolves

blue52 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 15, 2022, 02:13:10 PM »

hahaahahha update
i just dropped my phone on the floor, it smashed and doesnt work anymore

WHAT A FUCKING DAY AHHAHAHAHAHA

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #20 on:** April 15, 2022, 02:24:52 PM »

Quote from: blue52 on April 15, 2022, 01:31:59 PM

hahahah the car actually is broken down i can provide mounds of proof
you realize i asked you fully aware you wouldnt, have a laugh

hazbin is helping me deal with it
hes a fucking god

I’m not laughing at your misfortune, you knew I had to bust your balls…

It wouldn’t be Getbig if I didn’t.

Hopefully Hazbin writes you off as a dependent on his taxes.

blue52 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 15, 2022, 07:08:38 PM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on April 15, 2022, 02:24:52 PM

I’m not laughing at your misfortune, you knew I had to bust your balls…

It wouldn’t be Getbig if I didn’t.

Hopefully Hazbin writes you off as a dependent on his taxes.

ahhahahahahj im laughing cause its true

funk51 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 16, 2022, 10:07:46 AM »

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #23 on:** April 16, 2022, 10:12:32 AM »

Quote from: blue52 on April 15, 2022, 12:42:36 PM

Now I have screaming diarrhea
Lovely

That comes from drinking out of those beautiful mountain streams.

blue52 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 16, 2022, 11:09:47 AM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on April 16, 2022, 10:12:32 AM

That comes from drinking out of those beautiful mountain streams.

correct its called beaver fever
a friend owns a motel up here in the mountains, came and picked me and my stuff up and gave me a free room for as long as i need. Worked out