I've been a fan of oysters on the half shell my entire life.
Back in February my GF and i ate two dozen at a well known seafood place.
About 48 hours later we had the same experience, i thought i was going to die. My entire body hurt like i had been hit by a truck. My stomach was so bloated it was insane.
Started puking at 10pm and didn't stop until 7-8am. My GF was just as sick, it was literally a "shit show". Both of us puking and shitting our guts out.
I remember laying in my recliner thinking i was going to die.
Couldn't even drink water.
Then about 24 hours after it started, i felt a little better. Ate some Pho and slept for like 12 hours.
Wish we could have shared a moment naked on the back porch together, but not happening.
Maybe next time.
I haven't eaten oysters since then and might not ever again.