“Dwayne”
Oh brother!
He weighs around 140, looks like this lady above, tells me "I used to have a V-Taper", also said he recently got in the face of a 6-foot, 300 lb. guy who pinched his wifes arse in a store.
Comedy gold, you can tell everything's a lie. Also told me "Michelle Obama is a good looking woman"
I said "for a baboon, maybe".
Funniest thing is when I brought home a rescue dog, he walked onto my yard, stuck his hand over the fence-rail, and the dog grabbed him by the wrist drawing blood.
He said "Since I like you, I wont take your house, but I could"
I calmly told him he had 10-seconds to vacate the yard before I caved in his skull. He never came by again after that, LOL.
A real tool-bag.
Even his wife told me "He cant do shit, he walked into your yard uninvited, stuck his hand over the fence w/ the sign that reads "beware of dog".
She said "He'll live"... She's a nice gal, he's a grade-A moron.
