Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!

[Fallsview]

Goodmorrow,

This was posted in the January edition of Readers Digest. Notice how its streamlined.

5am: 1 egg over easy, two strips of turkey bacon, Thomas English muffin, cup of coffee double double.

11am: Turkey sandwich on white, mayo, salt and pepper, orange slices, sparkling water and diet coke.

2pm: Boost or Ensure shake

5pm: Roast beef, sides include: green beans, cole slaw.

7pm: Ensure or Boost shake

9pm: Glass of warm milk, multi vitamins, stool softener, iron tab, extra vitamin K,




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gym-Rat]

Goodmorrow,

This was posted in the January edition of Readers Digest. Notice how its streamlined.

5am: 1 egg over easy, two strips of turkey bacon, Thomas English muffin, cup of coffee double double.

11am: Turkey sandwich on white, mayo, salt and pepper, orange slices, sparkling water and diet coke.

2pm: Boost or Ensure shake

5pm: Roast beef, sides include: green beans, cole slaw.

7pm: Ensure or Boost shake

9pm: Glass of warm milk, multi vitamins, stool softener (for epic Pant-Shitting), iron tab, extra vitamin K,

 

[wes]

LAME

[IroNat]

Is the double double at 5am two shots of Scotch or Bourbon?

Time to buy stock in the corp. that makes Ensure.

[ProudVirgin69]

not too bad, bit heavy on the fats though

https://imgur.com/gMabOzo

[Rambone]

There’s something in that diet that must kill brain cells. Is it the Ensure?

[muscle matters]

Doubt he can get up at 5am for his first meal.

[GymnJuice]

Goodmorrow,

This was posted in the January edition of Readers Digest. Notice how its streamlined.

5am: 1 egg over easy, two strips of turkey bacon, Thomas English muffin, cup of coffee double double.

11am: Turkey sandwich on white, mayo, salt and pepper, orange slices, sparkling water and diet coke.

2pm: Boost or Ensure shake

5pm: Roast beef, sides include: green beans, cole slaw.

7pm: Ensure or Boost shake

9pm: Glass of warm milk, multi vitamins, stool softener, iron tab, extra vitamin K,




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Un-American breakfast reported to fox News.

[deadz]

He’ll be sipping his meals real soon.

[IroNat]

Libtard Dems will rush out to buy cases of Ensure to be like their hero Joe.

[tacobender]

Stool softener Explains why he shit his pants so much

[nzmusclemonster]

Goodmorrow,

This was posted in the January edition of Readers Digest. Notice how its streamlined.

5am: 1 egg over easy, two strips of turkey bacon, Thomas English muffin, cup of coffee double double.

11am: Turkey sandwich on white, mayo, salt and pepper, orange slices, sparkling water and diet coke.

2pm: Boost or Ensure shake

5pm: Roast beef, sides include: green beans, cole slaw.

7pm: Ensure or Boost shake

9pm: Glass of warm milk, multi vitamins, stool softener, iron tab, extra vitamin K,




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Needs to up his corn intake

[obsidian]

Too bad he is not fertilizer yet. Don't want to hear about his meal plan. That just irritates me that food is being wasted on this useless and evil career politician.

[IroNat]

Too bad he is not fertilizer yet. Don't want to hear about his meal plan. That just irritates me that food is being wasted on this useless and evil career politician.

Like Putin, Bidet's security team probably collects his droppings.

These expulsions could be used to fertilize the White House garden.

Mooseschelle would approve.

Does Joe wear bio-degradeable undies?

[wes]

All of this assholes threads and all of Jack The Dickheads should be flushed down the toilet along with the two assholes posting them.

One`s an imbecile who sells rusted out Toyotas and the other is a fat, lonely, unfunny, French Fucktard who doesn`t own a fucking desk at all.

[nzgs]

not too bad, bit heavy on the fats though

https://imgur.com/gMabOzo

Nutritional ignorance is a consistent theme of this board. It isn't the 1980s anymore.

[Humble Narcissist]

Don't forget the Geritol.

[ProudVirgin69]

Nutritional ignorance is a consistent theme of this board. It isn't the 1980s anymore.

Is this in response to me? Do you think Biden’s macro profile is good? 

[wes]

Nutritional ignorance is a consistent theme of this board. It isn't the 1980s anymore.

Defending a gimmick diet/post............ironic !!   LOL 

[funk51]

 good to know , make sure you keep us apprised of this situation.

[Super Natural]

I wonder who coached him into trying to smile like Harrison Ford?... or did he have a stroke?

[funk51]

I wonder who coached him into trying to smile like Harrison Ford?... or did he have a stroke?

   

    more like lurch.