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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2022, 11:48:23 AM »
Marvel Movies, LOL!



When they had that clown RuffleFeathers replace Norton that was it for me.

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2022, 11:57:33 AM »
grenade  8)

https://youtu.be/z96qqrlb0Ws?t=215

Marvel don't make stuff like this anymore

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2022, 02:24:46 PM »
Pretty accurate description.

Thor, the titular hero, has actually become dumber and more incompetent as his story goes on. The director seemed very impressed with himself.  He didn’t really make a "Thor" movie he made a Taika Watiti movie with Thor in it.

The story was not very compelling. The acting is better left unsaid. Everytime the movie started to gain some momentum it was spoiled with bad attempts at humor. The humor is always the same: some gaffe at Thors expense.

I enjoyed the Thor Ragnarok, Avengers Infinity War and tgr Guardians of the Galaxy movies. They all had a good blend of fight sequences, emotion (for a comic book) pretty good acting, witty banter.

The last few movies, especially this latest Thor, have become cheap parodies of what they once were.

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2022, 03:12:50 PM »
It seemed like Thor became a caricature of his character, like how Homer Simpson got stupider as the show went on. Like a corny Ragnorok which I did like. I agree on the soundtrack being great though.

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2022, 03:30:39 PM »
DC (Warner Bros Discovery) have canned a lot of their crap and are streamlining. Marvel/Disney need to do the same, otherwise it will be more miss than hit going forwards with them.

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2022, 07:47:55 PM »
These things just keep getting worse and worse.

Both DC and Marvel (comics and movies) are garbage nowadays. >:(

Also, Natalie has officially hit the wall.

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2022, 08:00:59 PM »
Marvel need to hit the reset button and switch to the X men universe.

Rehashing the MCU formula with bench warmer LGBTQ characters isn't working


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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2022, 10:06:35 AM »
Weird the goats were gay and the rock guy, etc. Thor probably turns gay in next film by the looks of him making pancakes at the end.

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2022, 06:39:46 AM »
Absolutely hated Love and Thunder, but for some reason I liked this scene.  The background music was a good choice too.



Here's just the background music by itself:


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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #36 on: September 09, 2022, 06:46:29 AM »
Superhero movies are stupid. I’ll just say that. Never watched any and never will.

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2022, 06:55:56 AM »
It was brutal...

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As a kid I wished so bad that they would make movies about all of the superheroes - but never remotely imagined just how bad Hollywood could FCK THE. UP!!!
Thor - the real Thor - is a baaaaaaad dude! Why don’t they just create some new comics WC - some comics - and create all of the dumbass some nonsensical jagoff “heroes”? I’ll tell you why - NO ONE would fckn watch!! So instead they use the good name of the REAL Thor?? Sons of bitches!!

And don’t tell me Thor is t fckn real!!! He’s real to me!!!!

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #38 on: September 09, 2022, 07:42:13 AM »
It ain't going to be X-Men anymore, brother.

Marvel reportedly may rename the X-Men to be more gender inclusive

https://www.popbuzz.com/tv-film/news/marvel-x-men-gender-name-change-mcu/#:~:text=Marvel%20are%20reportedly%20considering%20changing%20the%20name%20%27X-Men%27,in%20any%20of%20the%20Avengers%20films%20to%20date.

https://wegotthiscovered.com/movies/marvel-change-xmen-inclusive/

https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/x-men-name-progressive.html

LOL, Loki is gender-fluid.  Disney is going to turn the Xmen into the...



Save Logan and X23 to Cloud. It's the last of its' kind, LOL.

As screwed as DC is, at least they keep it hardcore and "R".

 


Isis, Trigon, Faith, and Hawk, magic, and demons, for Black Adam but there is a misdirect.  Don't be surprised.


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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #39 on: September 09, 2022, 08:10:27 AM »
As a kid I wished so bad that they would make movies about all of the superheroes - but never remotely imagined just how bad Hollywood could FCK THE. UP!!!
Thor - the real Thor - is a baaaaaaad dude! Why don’t they just create some new comics WC - some comics - and create all of the dumbass some nonsensical jagoff “heroes”? I’ll tell you why - NO ONE would fckn watch!! So instead they use the good name of the REAL Thor?? Sons of bitches!!

And don’t tell me Thor is t fckn real!!! He’s real to me!!!!

right but as a child you would have loved this movie, that's the intended audience. The movies are FOR CHILDREN. YOU ARE CRITIQUING THINGS FOR CHILDREN AS AN ADULT

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #40 on: September 09, 2022, 03:28:55 PM »
The fact they had to two gay “heroes” was hilarious.  The black chick is lesbo and the rock dude is homo. WTF! Thor getting his ass kicker to only get saved by the little no muscle chick. Again wtf!!! They made Zeus sound like the parody on SNL selling Gyros.  I don’t get why he always gets caught by the shadows. Or the Zeus hand cuffs and always seem to struggle but then can get out with a little effort.  Why doesn’t he just use that effort upfront.
Once that kid scene happened I felt embarrassed for even watching the movie. 

I saw the trailer for Pinocchio.  So the fairy god mother is black and the little princess girl is black.   This shit is out of hand.

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #41 on: September 09, 2022, 03:50:03 PM »
It is no surprise this flick absolutely sucks balls.

Thor is an actual GOD in Norse mythology. And a hyper masculine one at that. Of COURSE Joo Elites desire to emasculate and mock him.

Turn him into a joke.

These same despicable shits have also ruined Hulk.

They can all rot in the abyss.


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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #42 on: September 10, 2022, 05:40:59 AM »
It is no surprise this flick absolutely sucks balls.

Thor is an actual GOD in Norse mythology. And a hyper masculine one at that. Of COURSE Joo Elites desire to emasculate and mock him.

Turn him into a joke.

These same despicable shits have also ruined Hulk.

They can all rot in the abyss.

You need to separate mythology Thor from comic book Thor. Two completely separate entities.

I try to, but it still boils my piss a lot of the time.

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2022, 05:44:42 AM »

The director seemed very impressed with himself.  He didn’t really make a "Thor" movie he made a Taika Watiti movie with Thor in it.

100% agree. I'm fine with him making  his own movies and making it all about him, but not with an established character. Ragnarok was decent but it's clear he was testing the water for how much he could turn up the Waititi level for this one

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #44 on: September 10, 2022, 07:05:38 AM »
The fact they had to two gay “heroes” was hilarious.  The black chick is lesbo and the rock dude is homo. WTF! Thor getting his ass kicker to only get saved by the little no muscle chick. Again wtf!!! They made Zeus sound like the parody on SNL selling Gyros.  I don’t get why he always gets caught by the shadows. Or the Zeus hand cuffs and always seem to struggle but then can get out with a little effort.  Why doesn’t he just use that effort upfront.
Once that kid scene happened I felt embarrassed for even watching the movie. 

I saw the trailer for Pinocchio.  So the fairy god mother is black and the little princess girl is black.   This shit is out of hand.

went to the theatre a few months ago watching les miserables, the character of Cossette was playing by a small white child and then a black woman????

Its like they really wanted to make the point.

Oh, and she was the worst singer in the entire cast

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2022, 07:59:15 AM »
Hans Christian Anderson's "Little Mermaid" is now black via the divershitty of DiZnEe. 
Fuck That Noise. 

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2022, 08:06:15 AM »
Got sucked into watching this by a friend who is a huge comic book buff, terrible mistake on my part.

For adults, I give it a 0/10. For children under the age of 9, I give it a 5/10.

They castrated THOR and drenched him in WOKE culture bullshit. They went ahead and made Natalie Portman, a female THOR. They incorporated 6-8yr old kids as superheroes that THOR needed to recruit to fight the villains in the movie.

The only good thing for me was that the entire movie soundtrack appeared to be completely sourced from the Guns N' Roses music catalogue. For that reason alone, I was able to sit through it without gouging my eyes out.

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I went with my 16 year old godson when I was back home in Australia last month. He loved it. I liked it a lot more when I just saw it as a Thor story that Korg was telling and making up shit when he didn't know anything. Then it was fun. If it'd tried to watch it as a standard MCU film I would have been disappointed.

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #47 on: September 10, 2022, 04:34:54 PM »
The fact they had to two gay “heroes” was hilarious.  The black chick is lesbo and the rock dude is homo. WTF! Thor getting his ass kicker to only get saved by the little no muscle chick. Again wtf!!! They made Zeus sound like the parody on SNL selling Gyros.  I don’t get why he always gets caught by the shadows. Or the Zeus hand cuffs and always seem to struggle but then can get out with a little effort.  Why doesn’t he just use that effort upfront.
Once that kid scene happened I felt embarrassed for even watching the movie. 

I saw the trailer for Pinocchio.  So the fairy god mother is black and the little princess girl is black.   This shit is out of hand.
loki once transformed into a mare, got pregnant by a stallion and gave birth to Odin’s horse. That’s the source material they’re pulling from

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #48 on: September 10, 2022, 10:20:04 PM »
Here's just the background music by itself:


Eerily similar to the one I heard in MTV video music awards way back in 1992…



Starts about 7:15

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Re: THOR: Love and Thunder - Review
« Reply #49 on: September 11, 2022, 06:54:12 AM »
"Tom Swift" is now a negro genius and homosexual.  Not that black people cannot be geniuses or homosexual, but in the books Tom Swift is white.  And heterosexual.

Whomever did this to a classic character should be dropped in the ocean of the coast of South Africa.
I do not foresee a film being made that start\s a white guy as what is historically known to be a black guy.  Fuck the woke.  If there is a God these twats will start to die off and suffer horribly before they do.