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Mohammed Omari

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #75 on: August 23, 2022, 04:48:32 AM »
Matt, it's an absolutely terrible idea. The potential for this to go left is great. What does she bring besides youth and beauty? How are her finances? Does she have a criminal record? Children? What are her political beliefs? If someone is living with you, these questions are fair game.

Terrible idea.

Yes, this part is crucial. Imagine how devastating it will be if she's not a fan of Hitler? Lol lol lol. Matt, you're not vetting a potential wife here. She's twenty and owns a large dog. Finding a place to live is difficult when many don't allow pets. Her finances are also shit just by virtue of her being young. Her friends will all be in the same boat. Now, are you going to be a moralising gaylord and do the right thing? Or are you going to swoop in there like a true Alpha, take advantage of the situation, and post the sex tape on Getbig?

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #76 on: August 23, 2022, 05:10:31 AM »
Yes, this part is crucial. Imagine how devastating it will be if she's not a fan of Hitler? Lol lol lol. Matt, you're not vetting a potential wife here. She's twenty and owns a large dog. Finding a place to live is difficult when many don't allow pets. Her finances are also shit just by virtue of her being young. Her friends will all be in the same boat. Now, are you going to be a moralising gaylord and do the right thing? Or are you going to swoop in there like a true Alpha, take advantage of the situation, and post the sex tape on Getbig?

If she's some woke twat and there's a triggering event, Matt...well let's just say I do see ut ending well for her. What if she traps him and gets pregnant? Another problem he doesn't need. He has very little to gain and alot to lose.

I would never be with anyone not on the same political wavelength. It's a difference of morals.and ethics. She's not changing you and you're not changing her. That's a recipe for disaster.
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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #77 on: August 23, 2022, 05:26:45 AM »
Matt you're already getting laid without having to let the woman move in with you. You have nothing to gain. If you're lonely and want friends having a woman move in isn't the answer. Once they move in it is very difficult to get them to move out.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #78 on: August 23, 2022, 05:56:36 AM »
At least she doesn't have kids so you're doing better there than brother Bhanky

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #79 on: August 23, 2022, 06:21:26 AM »
Pussy a great drug. Drama will become of this , but you might enjoy it more than it will hurt, the dog will be annoying and may eat you, its 50'50 good n bad
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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #80 on: August 23, 2022, 06:30:17 AM »
Pussy a great drug. Drama will become of this , but you might enjoy it more than it will hurt, the dog will be annoying and may eat you, its 50'50 good n bad

I'm not really into pets, but the girl having a dog can be a good thing. They are great for taking for walks and Matt desperately needs to be getting out of the house more.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #81 on: August 23, 2022, 06:47:51 AM »
Most likely the 6 weeks will become 12 and then winter comes, and she will not survive the streets.
 You will have to cut energy supply and water in order to her to leave, while you stay in a hotel until she does.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #82 on: August 23, 2022, 06:59:04 AM »
Most likely the 6 weeks will become 12 and then winter comes, and she will not survive the streets.
 You will have to cut energy supply and water in order to her to leave, while you stay in a hotel until she does.
That`s exactly what I was thinking......six weeks easily becomes 6 months or more.......easily.... especially using pussy as a bargaining chip.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #84 on: August 23, 2022, 07:53:37 AM »
what amazes me is the lack of concern for the young ladies wellbeing...

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
« Reply #85 on: August 23, 2022, 08:03:25 AM »
Fuck her in the ass ….  …….Then kick her out!

Good advice Mike. I'd only add that the ass fuckings should be plural in nature before kicking her out.  @Matt - any pics of her asshole?

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #86 on: August 23, 2022, 08:09:24 AM »
If she's some woke twat and there's a triggering event, Matt...well let's just say I do see ut ending well for her. What if she traps him and gets pregnant? Another problem he doesn't need. He has very little to gain and alot to lose.

I would never be with anyone not on the same political wavelength. It's a difference of morals.and ethics. She's not changing you and you're not changing her. That's a recipe for disaster.
Right. What if she's not a POS bigot like Matt? Might be awkward when she finds out he's a Nazi

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #87 on: August 23, 2022, 08:17:08 AM »
what amazes me is the lack of concern for the young ladies wellbeing...

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #88 on: August 23, 2022, 08:51:21 AM »
Matt you're already getting laid without having to let the woman move in with you. You have nothing to gain. If you're lonely and want friends having a woman move in isn't the answer. Once they move in it is very difficult to get them to move out.

Are you talking about the thief Josh Rehaluk or Matt Canning’s make-believe roommate?

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #89 on: August 23, 2022, 11:13:02 AM »
Did you go out with your guy friends for a beer or two, and ask them for advices about this?



Correct. He claims he was waiting to die, but he was also following a restrictive low calorie diet as it has life extending properties.



At least she doesn't have kids so you're doing better there than brother Bhanky

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #90 on: August 23, 2022, 11:15:59 AM »
Right. What if she's not a POS bigot like Matt? Might be awkward when she finds out he's a Nazi
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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #91 on: August 23, 2022, 11:43:56 AM »
In for the squatter's rights saga, or whatever this turns into.

When this goes bad what will Matt be stabbed with? -

A) A serving fork
B) A chop stick
C) A good old fashioned knife
D) A stiletto pump heel

 

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #92 on: August 23, 2022, 11:49:25 AM »
#1 - Does she have a slight case of Down’s too?
#2 - Does she know you have a tiny pecker?

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #93 on: August 23, 2022, 12:00:05 PM »
The mothers of Matt Canning’s brood of illegitimate children won’t let them live with him.

What could possibly go wrong when this 20 year old chick brings home 3-4 guys and gang bangs them in Matt Canning’s bed while he sulks in the corner?

Maybe Matt Canning will get to lick her freshly hot, steamy cream-filled slit?

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #94 on: August 23, 2022, 12:25:56 PM »
Whole story is BULLSHIT!
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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #95 on: August 23, 2022, 12:32:04 PM »
Whole story is BULLSHIT!

Exactly.

He is trying to deflect away from the fact he sent a jerkoff video to Prime to seek approval and validation.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #96 on: August 23, 2022, 12:34:10 PM »
The story isn’t true.

He is starting to realize how fucking creepy weird it was to send jerkoff videos to an old gay man.

So now he’s trying to pretend he’s a pussy slayer and hoping Getbig will forgot what kind of weirdo phaggot he really is.

For fucks sake, the spastic little manlet is 40 years old and lives in his mommy’s basement. The family rents out the spare room and he pretends he manages “rental property”.

The Brutal Truth  :'( :'( :'(

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #97 on: August 23, 2022, 12:57:20 PM »
It is your idiot video. You post it. I deleted it after having a good laugh at your opening hair toss which was so fem of you. Who knew you were such a 'queen'.  ;D

Primemuscle stayed for the opening of another Matt vid, and gives us a tidbit. Shame he deleted the jack off one, who knows what could've been picked up on with Getbig's critical eye.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #98 on: August 23, 2022, 01:07:19 PM »
There's a show on ID called Fear Thy Roommate. Look at that before you make your decision.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #99 on: August 23, 2022, 01:23:44 PM »
Absolutely incredible video: