Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.

[michael arvilla]

Install some video cameras over the bed and sell the footage to “ Porn Hub “ to offset the cost of that crazy bitch living there!

[deadz]

Install some video cameras over the bed and sell the footage to “ Porn Hub “ to offset the cost of that crazy bitch living there!

Over Laura yet or is she the one that got away?

[bhank]

She isn't bad looking but you already have kids and I don't think you're intending to marry her and start a family. You don't need the money. There's no reason for you to do this. It will only bring you headaches.

Of course it is a bad idea and will probably go south but the girl in the picture is the kind of headache and drama  you may want

[michael arvilla]

Over Laura yet or is she the one that got away?

Still weeping every day! …. You can call the porno “Eva Braun gets torpedoed! “

[bhank]

Honestly more afraid for her! (You will hack her to pieces while she sleeps while dressed as Hitler…then wear her skin as a body suit!)

Exactly but yeah Matt has no job he can handle a little drama give the whore a home

[michael arvilla]

Exactly but yeah Matt has no job he can handle a little drama give the whore a home

I totally agree! (You can always kick her out if it’s not working……. Just don’t let her stay too long or she has some kind of “ squatters rights “ )

[joswift]

Exactly but yeah Matt has no job he can handle a little drama give the whore a home

You would know, you took that poor girl in from the beach and then kicked the living shit out of her

[ThisisOverload]

Of course it is a bad idea and will probably go south but the girl in the picture is the kind of headache and drama  you may want

So she has a punchable face?

[joswift]

So she has a punchable face?

in hankins book all female faces are punchable

[bhank]

Matt, please, study these three points carefully. Meditate on them. Search for answers. Reflect on the implications.

And then stop being fucking gay. Who the fuck says no to a good-looking 20-year-old wanting to crash for a few weeks? You're worried about a stupid TV? LOL. Do you know how many young ladies I've banged the life out of and helped fulfil all sorts of fantasies? No - neither do I. Too many to count. Have I ever regretted it? No! If there's two things women can't resist, it's a bearded Muslim with a gold prayer matt or a 40-year-old, juiced up Lenny with a free house. Get her moved in NOW!!

have to admit I agree with Mohamed here

[joswift]

have to admit I agree with Mohamed here

you are aware hes being satyrical

[deadz]

So she has a punchable face?

[bhank]

Who cares if you get to 220lbs stay 200lbs or drop to 180lbs doesn't really matter. what does matter is if you are going to bang this bitch. If you wind up banging her you have succeeded if she winds up banging another dude in your house you have failed.

[bhank]

you are aware hes being satyrical

No I don’t think he is at all. I used to own a townhouse in Dc. I has 3 extra rooms and 3 female roommates all paying rent all below going market rates all young and pretty. I would cycle them in and out when they got a boyfriend. I banged most of them. This is getbig 101 shit

[joswift]

No I don’t think he is at all. I used to own a townhouse in Dc. I has 3 extra rooms and 3 female roommates all paying rent all below going market rates all young and pretty. I would cycle them in and out when they got a boyfriend. I banged most of them. This is getbig 101 shit

this explains your long criminal record and opinions on women and the way you treat them
Have you explained this to your current girlfriend?

[GymnJuice]

Of course it is a bad idea and will probably go south but the girl in the picture is the kind of headache and drama  you may want

If she wants to move in with him he can probably bang her without letting her move in to begin with. I don't see why drama and headache needs to be in the picture.

[Walter Sobchak]

I think to drive his point home little Matty Canning should post up a photo of his lame BDB pose in his mommy’s workout tights.

[ThisisOverload]

Who cares if you get to 220lbs stay 200lbs or drop to 180lbs doesn't really matter. what does matter is if you are going to bang this bitch. If you wind up banging her you have succeeded if she winds up banging another dude in your house you have failed.

Just wait until you get home and see Tyron's man juice all over your pillow.

And your new wife is smelling like menthol cigs.

[Flexacon]

No I don’t think he is at all. I used to own a townhouse in Dc. I has 3 extra rooms and 3 female roommates all paying rent all below going market rates all young and pretty. I would cycle them in and out when they got a boyfriend. I banged most of them. This is getbig 101 shit

I am starting to worry how my life and thinking isn't so far off that of Bhanky and Matty.

I have a couple of rental apartments and do exactly this. Although I do this with older chicks (30+)  as the tend to be more domesticated and I'll occasionally tell them to cook me up a Sunday dinner or something for my next visit.

If you wind up banging her you have succeeded if she winds up banging another dude in your house you have failed.

100% agree. With my prior permission I allow my tenants to only have female visitors. Don't care if they banging another dude or have a casual BF, but it aint happening at my apartment. Ring doorbells were a game changer here.

Shit gets annoying though when the women start asking you to come over. Completely ruins it for me.

[Bevo]

Who cares if you get to 220lbs stay 200lbs or drop to 180lbs doesn't really matter. what does matter is if you are going to bang this bitch. If you wind up banging her you have succeeded if she winds up banging another dude in your house you have failed.

In your case, you have a gf with multiple kids you are supporting living in “your” house? Who’s winning there?

[Primemuscle]

She has a German Shepherd sized dog too.

I see problems arising from this.

I had roommates between 2005 and 2007, and never did it again. Meanwhile, that represents potentially $250,000 in revenue.

But no, it wasn't worth it.

Has anyone done this. Would it be worth it to try for even a couple of weeks? I don't want to give her a copy of my house key, since changing the locks after would be annoying.

I just don't know. I always fear the worst. She is young and good looking, but that doesn't mean very much.

Do any Getbiggers have experience with this? Basically just letting someone stay with them during a transitional time? Month or two max, if not less.

It is so nice of you to take in this homeless waif and her dog and keeping them off the streets.

Tell her you will not give her a key and she will most likely look elsewhere for a place for the Shepherd and her to stay. If she says she is okay with not having a key, she must be desperate.

That she is young and good looking must mean something or you would not have mentioned it. 

What happens when you are in the hot tub at the gym and she needs to take the dog for a walk or go to the store? She'll leave the door unlocked so she can get in when she gets back.

If you can't be bothered with changing the locks after she leaves this says it all. Of course you could change just one lock and give her the key to it, then change it back when she leaves. But honestly, this is something you have made clear you don't really want to get involved in.

Keep in mind that German Shepherds shed a lot... a whole lot.

Question, is she Jewish? 

[michael arvilla]

Ok …. Where we at with this young hot Whore?!? … she moved in yet??!.. give it a fucking shot (lol in more ways than one) man! … you only live once! ..wait what about your kids tho? (They live with you/ you have them on the weekends?) I mean built in baby - sitter! … it’s always been just me …. So keep in mind that’s where my advice comes from! Good luck!

[King Shizzo]

The mothers of Matt Canning’s brood of illegitimate children won’t let them live with him.

What could possibly go wrong when this 20 year old chick brings home 3-4 guys and gang bangs them in Matt Canning’s bed while he sulks in the corner?

Maybe Matt Canning will get to lick her freshly hot, steamy cream-filled slit?

[Rambone]

Ok …. Where we at with this young hot Whore?!? … she moved in yet??!.. give it a fucking shot (lol in more ways than one) man! … you only live once! ..wait what about your kids tho? (They live with you/ you have them on the weekends?) I mean built in baby - sitter! … it’s always been just me …. So keep in mind that’s where my advice comes from! Good luck!

Hahaha!

[OneMoreRep]

Matt,

What do you have to lose? Honestly.. Instead, consider what you stand to gain.

Why not move her and Josh in at around the same time? You can then cozy up with the two of them, give them some wine to drink, possibly watch one of Goodrum's sensual selections and then, when everyone gets tired and sluggish, start having a 3-some (you don't need to touch Josh, don't go that far, but have your way with her). Both can penetrate from opposite ends and in a show of absolute class and grace consider high five-ing each other while "on the inside". Consider having Everybody Wants To Live Forever by Michael Small playing in the background. Also, make sure to film this masterpiece and post it on GetBig (at the "More Explicit Sex Board^TM"). This would involve the 3 of you becoming one, a most unholy of trinities, but indeed a GetBig classic.

You do this and you stand to become part of the GetBig elite. This act would never be forgotten, nor would the heroes who take part in it. Will your actions echo across the centuries or will you simply cower away in the corner sulking and aggressively pounding your meat while Josh devastates this woman with his Sasquatchewan ways?

Your move chief..

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