Lord no. The hourly investment required beforehand and during the 6 month duration might see me money behind compared to if I'd simply gone to work.
Add a zero and still no to $150,000. Courts here are notorious for roasting dudes nuts so a prenup ain't worth shit. I'm no millionaire but I wouldn't risk what I've broken my ass to accrue for $150k. Bad gamble.
Add a zero. $1.5m. Up front in full. This I'll consider but she'll have to PTPS and be amenable to feigning interest while I pontificate on matters hisorical and political. Should the vaginaed party to the agreement at any point express less enthusiasm for the peckered party than the peckered party expresses for himself, or in any way fail to passionately cheerlead the trenchant insights and Herculean efforts of the peckered party, the downpayment, consisting of payment in full, shall be wholly forfeit without recompense or recourse, and the contract made null and void forthwith.
For $15 million she can tell me I disgust her but I'll still get a pump before coming to bed before jerking off on her ass, which I'll insist she 'stick up in the air' once I throw the covers off it. There's no amount of money which stops this happening. One way or another it's happening so consider it a compliment and be a good sport about it.
