2022 Getbig awards

[wes]

Welcome to the 2022 Getbig awards. This year's awards have been delayed slightly, since 98% of 2022 consisted of bhanks' posts, subsequently followed board response. In addition, recent potential revelations around potential proof (poof?) of buttfuckery and other aspects of this nature needed focus. However, to retain the utmost purity of the awards, we cannot include these latest developments in 2022, as this occurred in '23.   So, to begin:

BACK TO BACK CHAMP ALTERT:

Worst Poster (who has never admitted sucking a dick to get message board fame):

Nominees: pamith, paMiTh, pAmItH, pamith, oak

Winner: pamith

After 2021's multitude of suck, pamith didn't skip a beat and was able to continue with his myriad of shitposts and cries for help in his drinking thread. It was brought to our attention that the legendary poster foozle used his ONE post of 2022 to address this:

Congrats to pamith! Go fuck yourself, pamith.


GB bodybuilder of the Year: While this is mostly a political message board with a strict curling subforum, there are still those thonged warriors out there proudly defending the completely hetero practice of greasing themselves up while wearing women's underwear, to parade around in front of a bunch of dudes who judge their bodies. They deserve recognition.

Nominees: The Keto Kid, joswift, muscle matters, bhank

Winner: joswift

Impressive job by joswift winning a real NABBA event, being in fantastic shape, and showing everyone age is but a number. Even more impressive is he accomplished this only curling rubber bands and eating a few fish tacos.

Congrats joswift!

perfect segue into:

Gay of the Year:

Nominees: Vince G CSN MFT, Matt C, Abraham G, OneMoreRep, P Spaulding, affeman

Winner: Matt C beats out an impressive list of gay, due to ACTUALLY SENDING COCK VIDEO ACROSS INTERNATIONAL LINES TO PRIME. We will be discussing changing this year's award to Gay of The Century.

Congrats Matt C. You fag.


Newcomer of the Year:

Nominees: Mohammed Omari

Winner: Mohammed Omari

Mohammed Omari wins over an admittedly thin field, proving that quality over quantity counts, and a scant 206 posts a year can win awards if they produce gold

Congrats Mohammed Omari!


Worst Gimmick of the Year:

Nominees: Oak, Fallsview, Wayne Tracker, pamith

Winner: Fallsview

Set your VPNs for Niagara and let's go.........start a shit thread. Like him or hate him, ....... well, let's face it, you all hate him, ballspew takes(and likely eats) the cake here. Played out tired gimmick so desperate for attention he now spends most of his time attacking the mods in his trademark unoriginal fashion. You may not have noticed since most of his threads set digital speed records for how quickly they move off the G&O.

Congrats Fallsview! Not really, though.


bhank Adversary of the Year:

Nominees: joswift, SoulCrusher, webstar, Krankenstein, bhanks, wes

Winner: Krankenstein

All nominees have put in serious effort, with Soulcrusher putting on a late season push for the title. At the end of the day, Krank's video proof of showing his actual ability to count to 15 separated him from the pack.

Congrats Krankenstein!


Worst title defense of the year:

Nominees: Taffin, henda

Winner: Taffin

Taffin takes the cake here due to the fact that Henda was concentrating on just being alive for half the year. While this is no excuse, it's more evidence than we have for Taffin, who has just vanished. If Taffin is indeed dead, it won't matter, because he still could have made an effort - welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch.

Congrats Taffin!

Poster of the Year:

Nominees: ironnat, robcguns, joswift, bhanks, rambone, Dave D, skeletor, wes, soulcrusher, Gymrat

Winner: RAMBONE!!!!

While all posters nominated are deserving of the title, it is Rambone who will be donning the golden thong.  An all around great poster, setting standards for consistency.

Congrats to all 2022 Getbig winners and nominees.

The Committee™

Miscellaneous:

Trend of the year:  Strict Curl.  Face it - you all tried it.

Posters who belong in the same category, just not sure which:  Gymrat, Cook, Hazbin

Best Pet Board post:  Wait, we have a Pet Board?

Foozle's choice award:  Sobchak wins with continued excellence, all other past nominees posted like 5 times.

Fucking hilarious!!  LOL

Congrats to all the winners except pamith.

[wes]

There was, however we didn't want another back to back champ to dilute pamith's accomplishment.

We were going to make that a lifetime achievement award for Wes, but we'd have to upgrade the servers to accommodate his date range.

You bastid !!

[Skeletor]

Welcome to the 2022 Getbig awards. This year's awards have been delayed slightly, since 98% of 2022 consisted of bhanks' posts, subsequently followed board response. In addition, recent potential revelations around potential proof (poof?) of buttfuckery and other aspects of this nature needed focus. However, to retain the utmost purity of the awards, we cannot include these latest developments in 2022, as this occurred in '23.   So, to begin:

BACK TO BACK CHAMP ALTERT:

Worst Poster (who has never admitted sucking a dick to get message board fame):

Nominees: pamith, paMiTh, pAmItH, pamith, oak

Winner: pamith

After 2021's multitude of suck, pamith didn't skip a beat and was able to continue with his myriad of shitposts and cries for help in his drinking thread. It was brought to our attention that the legendary poster foozle used his ONE post of 2022 to address this:

Congrats to pamith! Go fuck yourself, pamith.


GB bodybuilder of the Year: While this is mostly a political message board with a strict curling subforum, there are still those thonged warriors out there proudly defending the completely hetero practice of greasing themselves up while wearing women's underwear, to parade around in front of a bunch of dudes who judge their bodies. They deserve recognition.

Nominees: The Keto Kid, joswift, muscle matters, bhank

Winner: joswift

Impressive job by joswift winning a real NABBA event, being in fantastic shape, and showing everyone age is but a number. Even more impressive is he accomplished this only curling rubber bands and eating a few fish tacos.

Congrats joswift!

perfect segue into:

Gay of the Year:

Nominees: Vince G CSN MFT, Matt C, Abraham G, OneMoreRep, P Spaulding, affeman

Winner: Matt C beats out an impressive list of gay, due to ACTUALLY SENDING COCK VIDEO ACROSS INTERNATIONAL LINES TO PRIME. We will be discussing changing this year's award to Gay of The Century.

Congrats Matt C. You fag.


Newcomer of the Year:

Nominees: Mohammed Omari

Winner: Mohammed Omari

Mohammed Omari wins over an admittedly thin field, proving that quality over quantity counts, and a scant 206 posts a year can win awards if they produce gold

Congrats Mohammed Omari!


Worst Gimmick of the Year:

Nominees: Oak, Fallsview, Wayne Tracker, pamith

Winner: Fallsview

Set your VPNs for Niagara and let's go.........start a shit thread. Like him or hate him, ....... well, let's face it, you all hate him, ballspew takes(and likely eats) the cake here. Played out tired gimmick so desperate for attention he now spends most of his time attacking the mods in his trademark unoriginal fashion. You may not have noticed since most of his threads set digital speed records for how quickly they move off the G&O.

Congrats Fallsview! Not really, though.


bhank Adversary of the Year:

Nominees: joswift, SoulCrusher, webstar, Krankenstein, bhanks, wes

Winner: Krankenstein

All nominees have put in serious effort, with Soulcrusher putting on a late season push for the title. At the end of the day, Krank's video proof of showing his actual ability to count to 15 separated him from the pack.

Congrats Krankenstein!


Worst title defense of the year:

Nominees: Taffin, henda

Winner: Taffin

Taffin takes the cake here due to the fact that Henda was concentrating on just being alive for half the year. While this is no excuse, it's more evidence than we have for Taffin, who has just vanished. If Taffin is indeed dead, it won't matter, because he still could have made an effort - welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch.

Congrats Taffin!

Poster of the Year:

Nominees: ironnat, robcguns, joswift, bhanks, rambone, Dave D, skeletor, wes, soulcrusher, Gymrat

Winner: RAMBONE!!!!

While all posters nominated are deserving of the title, it is Rambone who will be donning the golden thong.  An all around great poster, setting standards for consistency.

Congrats to all 2022 Getbig winners and nominees.

The Committee™

Miscellaneous:

Trend of the year:  Strict Curl.  Face it - you all tried it.

Posters who belong in the same category, just not sure which:  Gymrat, Cook, Hazbin

Best Pet Board post:  Wait, we have a Pet Board?

Foozle's choice award:  Sobchak wins with continued excellence, all other past nominees posted like 5 times.

Just noticed this. What an honor just to be considered for the category, thank you. I'm glad that getbig exists, you can't find this mix of news, banter, opinions, humor and interesting/funny characters anywhere else (cue the usual "Man, getbig is shit now, back in the day it was great").

[Grape Ape]

Congrats on your nomination Skeletor.  Well deserved.

[Rambone]

In addition to the 2022 runners-up, I urge the Committee^tm to consider BB and Hulkotron as candidates for Best Poster of 2023. If this is out of line, I will gladly shut up and clutch my thong ever so tightly.

[Grape Ape]

In addition to the 2022 runners-up, I urge the Committee^tm to consider BB and Hulkotron as candidates for Best Poster of 2023. If this is out of line, I will gladly shut up and clutch my thong ever so tightly.

[Rambone]

I guess this means I’m not on the Committee^tm

I’m going to go slink off in shame

[JustPlaneJane]

Typical....all men.

The Committee is not ready to acknowledge female posting excellence.

Or they are all just homos.

 

[Dave D]

Typical....all men.

The Committee is not ready to acknowledge female posting excellence.

Or they are all just homos.

 

What do you consider a man?

[joswift]

Typical....all men.

The Committee is not ready to acknowledge female posting excellence.

Or they are all just homos.

 

You and booty are the only two women on Getbig
Booty has been quiet of late but she used to be a prolific poster who couldnt really be phased.

We could have had a "best sandwich maker" for you both...

[JustPlaneJane]

What do you consider a man?

I could explain it to you, but I don't think I can make you understand it.

[JustPlaneJane]

You and booty are the only two women on Getbig
Booty has been quiet of late but she used to be a prolific poster who couldnt really be phased.

We could have had a "best sandwich maker" for you both...

I will pray to baby Jesus to give you arms as big as Bisexual Brian Hankins.

I'm sorry that you're the Venus de Milo of feeble old man British bodybuilding.

🙋

[OneMoreRep]

You and booty are the only two women on Getbig
Booty has been quiet of late but she used to be a prolific poster who couldnt really be phased.

We could have had a "best sandwich maker" for you both...

There are a few others, Princess L for one...

"1"

[The Scott]

There are a few others, Princess L for one...

"1"

She has always been very kind to me.

[Hulkotron]

In addition to the 2022 runners-up, I urge the Committee^tm to consider BB and Hulkotron as candidates for Best Poster of 2023. If this is out of line, I will gladly shut up and clutch my thong ever so tightly.

I do a lot of shitposting lately, not sure I’m up for this challenge.

[Dave D]

I could explain it to you, but I don't think I can make you understand it.

You’re right.

The explanation also wouldn’t make the other posters men.

[DooM_]

i officially nominate '' bhank '' as LGBTQ+ poster of the year

[ROBOAK]

You and booty are the only two women on Getbig
Booty has been quiet of late but she used to be a prolific poster who couldnt really be phased.

We could have had a "best chilidog maker" for you both...

[robcguns]

I do a lot of shitposting lately, not sure I’m up for this challenge.

Don’t we all, haha.

[Cook]

Congratulations winners! Rambone is awesome .I laugh my ass off at his posts.

[Walter Sobchak]

Welcome to the 2022 Getbig awards. This year's awards have been delayed slightly, since 98% of 2022 consisted of bhanks' posts, subsequently followed board response. In addition, recent potential revelations around potential proof (poof?) of buttfuckery and other aspects of this nature needed focus. However, to retain the utmost purity of the awards, we cannot include these latest developments in 2022, as this occurred in '23.   So, to begin:

BACK TO BACK CHAMP ALTERT:

Worst Poster (who has never admitted sucking a dick to get message board fame):

Nominees: pamith, paMiTh, pAmItH, pamith, oak

Winner: pamith

After 2021's multitude of suck, pamith didn't skip a beat and was able to continue with his myriad of shitposts and cries for help in his drinking thread. It was brought to our attention that the legendary poster foozle used his ONE post of 2022 to address this:

Congrats to pamith! Go fuck yourself, pamith.


GB bodybuilder of the Year: While this is mostly a political message board with a strict curling subforum, there are still those thonged warriors out there proudly defending the completely hetero practice of greasing themselves up while wearing women's underwear, to parade around in front of a bunch of dudes who judge their bodies. They deserve recognition.

Nominees: The Keto Kid, joswift, muscle matters, bhank

Winner: joswift

Impressive job by joswift winning a real NABBA event, being in fantastic shape, and showing everyone age is but a number. Even more impressive is he accomplished this only curling rubber bands and eating a few fish tacos.

Congrats joswift!

perfect segue into:

Gay of the Year:

Nominees: Vince G CSN MFT, Matt C, Abraham G, OneMoreRep, P Spaulding, affeman

Winner: Matt C beats out an impressive list of gay, due to ACTUALLY SENDING COCK VIDEO ACROSS INTERNATIONAL LINES TO PRIME. We will be discussing changing this year's award to Gay of The Century.

Congrats Matt C. You fag.


Newcomer of the Year:

Nominees: Mohammed Omari

Winner: Mohammed Omari

Mohammed Omari wins over an admittedly thin field, proving that quality over quantity counts, and a scant 206 posts a year can win awards if they produce gold

Congrats Mohammed Omari!


Worst Gimmick of the Year:

Nominees: Oak, Fallsview, Wayne Tracker, pamith

Winner: Fallsview

Set your VPNs for Niagara and let's go.........start a shit thread. Like him or hate him, ....... well, let's face it, you all hate him, ballspew takes(and likely eats) the cake here. Played out tired gimmick so desperate for attention he now spends most of his time attacking the mods in his trademark unoriginal fashion. You may not have noticed since most of his threads set digital speed records for how quickly they move off the G&O.

Congrats Fallsview! Not really, though.


bhank Adversary of the Year:

Nominees: joswift, SoulCrusher, webstar, Krankenstein, bhanks, wes

Winner: Krankenstein

All nominees have put in serious effort, with Soulcrusher putting on a late season push for the title. At the end of the day, Krank's video proof of showing his actual ability to count to 15 separated him from the pack.

Congrats Krankenstein!


Worst title defense of the year:

Nominees: Taffin, henda

Winner: Taffin

Taffin takes the cake here due to the fact that Henda was concentrating on just being alive for half the year. While this is no excuse, it's more evidence than we have for Taffin, who has just vanished. If Taffin is indeed dead, it won't matter, because he still could have made an effort - welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch.

Congrats Taffin!

Poster of the Year:

Nominees: ironnat, robcguns, joswift, bhanks, rambone, Dave D, skeletor, wes, soulcrusher, Gymrat

Winner: RAMBONE!!!!

While all posters nominated are deserving of the title, it is Rambone who will be donning the golden thong.  An all around great poster, setting standards for consistency.

Congrats to all 2022 Getbig winners and nominees.

The Committee™

Miscellaneous:

Trend of the year:  Strict Curl.  Face it - you all tried it.

Posters who belong in the same category, just not sure which:  Gymrat, Cook, Hazbin

Best Pet Board post:  Wait, we have a Pet Board?

Foozle's choice award:  Sobchak wins with continued excellence, all other past nominees posted like 5 times.

Thank you Sir, much appreciated.

2022 will always be remembered for Bhankins phaggotry and Matt Canning growing tits.

[Mohammed Omari]

Allah forgive me. I missed this thread because I always assume the ones pinned to the top are bodybuilding-related and never look at them. I’m not sure what to say. I am humbled by this award.

We all know that Getbig is a tinderbox…. an online prison where only the toughest can survive. A Getbigger must be willing to throw down at the slightest sign of disrespect. When I arrived here looking for tips, I knew I’d entered the lion’s den, but I had to live up to my own rule: anyone could catch these hands if they wanted them.

I duked it out like a man with Big Rob. I bullied Royalty and made him cry. I sent that fat infidel Man of Steel running for the hills after giving him a brutal beating. And now, I stand before you all, my brothers, bloodied and bruised, but finally recognized as one of you.

I want you all to know that this means the world to me. Yes, I wear baggy white pyjamas. Yes, I have a stunning collection of fine, gold-colored prayer mats. And yes, one of my wives makes airplane noises and crashes the spoon into my son’s forehead when feeding him. But beyond these superficial differences, I’m one of you. May 2023 bless us all with good health and massive biceps.

- Big Mo Omari

[wes]

I want you all to know that this means the world to me. Yes, I wear baggy white pyjamas. Yes, I have a stunning collection of fine, gold-colored prayer mats. And yes, one of my wives makes airplane noises and crashes the spoon into my son’s forehead when feeding him. But beyond these superficial differences, I’m one of you. May 2023 bless us all with good health and massive biceps.

- Big Mo Omari

Fucking hilarious!  LOL 

[Walter Sobchak]

I don't remember one Rambone post from 2022?

[Hulkotron]

Rambone had many great posts in 2022 with his Matty Ferrigno persona.