Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers

[Never1AShow]

Serious question.  If you could only pick one of the Faces of Hankins pictures to be printed on every urinal cake you would see in every urinal for the rest of your life, which would you choose:

[Hulkotron]

I'd go with Row 1 Column 6.

[wes]

"Canary in a Crock Pot"  New song by the Police...

First to fall over when the atmosphere is less than perfect
Your sensibilities are shaken by the slightest defect
You live you life like a canary in a coalmine
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line
You say you want to spend the winter in Firenza
You're so afraid to catch a dose of influenza
You live your life like a canary in a coalmine
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line

Canary in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine

Now if I tell you that you suffer from delusions
You pay your analyst to reach the same conclusions
You live your life like a canary in a coalmine
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line

Canary in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine

First to fall over when the atmosphere is less than perfect
Your sensibilities are shaken by the slightest defect
You live your life like a canary in a coalmine
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line

Canary in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine

[njflex]

Serious question.  If you could only pick one of the Faces of Hankins pictures to be printed on every urinal cake you would see in every urinal for the rest of your life, which would you choose:

The Lon Chaney of get big

[Never1AShow]

I'd go with Row 1 Column 6.

It's a very hard choice, I'm wavering between Row 8 #2 (Ape Hands face) and Row 8 #5 (Downs Glasses)

[joswift]

Serious question.  If you could only pick one of the Faces of Hankins pictures to be printed on every urinal cake you would see in every urinal for the rest of your life, which would you choose:

the one he looks the most pleased with himself on

[Never1AShow]

Row 4, Column 6. “Model (Defective) Hankins”

[The Scott]

Row 4, Column 6. “Model (Defective) Hankins”

aka:  "bhanky suave".

[JustPlaneJane]

Serious question.  If you could only pick one of the Faces of Hankins pictures to be printed on every urinal cake you would see in every urinal for the rest of your life, which would you choose:

Row 4, Column 6.

Total dweeb who spent his life getting his ass kicked for his lunch money.

Grows up and marries the neighborhood rental bike.

[Hulkotron]

Row 4, Column 6.

Total dweeb who spent his life getting his ass kicked for his lunch money.

Grows up and marries the neighborhood rental bike.

You use urinals?

[BEEFCAKE]

You use urinals?

she is a urinal

[beakdoctor]

Row 6, columns 3 and 4
Rows 7 and 8 column 4.

All 4 of those are priceless.

[BB]

Serious question.  If you could only pick one of the Faces of Hankins pictures to be printed on every urinal cake you would see in every urinal for the rest of your life, which would you choose:

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In red is my favorite Hankins, I would not want it desecrated. So, -

Shirt lifter Hankins for when I'm happy. There's a playfulness to that one, I'd like to imagine an extra zesty Hankins lifting up his shirt after muttering "Just don't stand there, piss on these bad boys!" "Well, if you insist!".

Neon green for when I'm in a bad mood, that straining shot looks like a video game character mid death.

[Skeletor]

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In red is my favorite Hankins, I would not want it desecrated. So, -

Shirt lifter Hankins for when I'm happy. There's a playfulness to that one, I'd like to imagine an extra zesty Hankins lifting up his shirt after muttering "Just don't stand there, piss on these bad boys!" "Well, if you insist!".

Neon green for when I'm in a bad mood, that straining shot looks like a video game character mid death.

Hahahaha!

[JustPlaneJane]

she is a urinal

Awwwww, poor little Matty Titties looking for attention.

Any man who would lick squaw crotch would eat another man’s sweaty ass.

Weak pussy of a manlet.

[JustPlaneJane]

You use urinals?

[Dalnet]

Wow - this - absolutely this


Shopped

Here's the legit pic

Turning into Phil Heath with the magic of MS Paint

[JustPlaneJane]

Row 2, Column 10 = AIDS Hanky.

[robcguns]

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In red is my favorite Hankins, I would not want it desecrated. So, -

Shirt lifter Hankins for when I'm happy. There's a playfulness to that one, I'd like to imagine an extra zesty Hankins lifting up his shirt after muttering "Just don't stand there, piss on these bad boys!" "Well, if you insist!".

Neon green for when I'm in a bad mood, that straining shot looks like a video game character mid death.

Thank you. I can’t stop laughing at “don’t just stand there piss on these bad boys”. This made my fucking day.

[delon]

His best ever look facially was his first ever pic here (R8,C2). It's been dramatically downhill since then. Mere coincidence? hmm ...

Wedding Bhanky (R3,C7) looks so old, and not even his usual caveman bloated face old, just soft retiree cardigan-wearing old

Personal Amusement Favorites in no particular order:
- R1, C5: Special Needs Bhanky
- R2, C1: Facial Mass Bhanky
- R2, C6: Tiny Tufty Tough Guy Bhanky
- R2, C7: Coy Bhanky
- R3, C6: Pooping Bhanky
- R2, C9: All Done Pooping Bhanky
- R4, C2: Revelations Bhanky
- R4, C7: Deviant Bhanky
- R5, C1: Happy Chappy Bhanky (with hat)
- R7, C4: Happy Chappy Bhanky (no hat)
- R5, C8: Best Angle Bhanky (full coverage)
- R8, C2: Alpha Bhanky
- R4, C1: Beta Bhanky
- R7, C7: Bowling Ball Bhanky

[wes]

His best ever look facially was his first ever pic here (R8,C2). It's been dramatically downhill since then. Mere coincidence? hmm ...

Wedding Bhanky (R3,C7) looks so old, and not even his usual caveman bloated face old, just soft retiree cardigan-wearing old

Personal Amusement Favorites in no particular order:
- R1, C5: Special Needs Bhanky
- R2, C1: Facial Mass Bhanky
- R2, C6: Tiny Tufty Tough Guy Bhanky
- R2, C7: Coy Bhanky
- R3, C6: Pooping Bhanky
- R2, C9: All Done Pooping Bhanky
- R4, C2: Revelations Bhanky
- R4, C7: Deviant Bhanky
- R5, C1: Happy Chappy Bhanky (with hat)
- R7, C4: Happy Chappy Bhanky (no hat)
- R5, C8: Best Angle Bhanky (full coverage)
- R8, C2: Alpha Bhanky
- R4, C1: Beta Bhanky
- R7, C7: Bowling Ball Bhanky

LOL 

[Skeletor]

His best ever look facially was his first ever pic here (R8,C2). It's been dramatically downhill since then. Mere coincidence? hmm ...

Wedding Bhanky (R3,C7) looks so old, and not even his usual caveman bloated face old, just soft retiree cardigan-wearing old

Personal Amusement Favorites in no particular order:
- R1, C5: Special Needs Bhanky
- R2, C1: Facial Mass Bhanky
- R2, C6: Tiny Tufty Tough Guy Bhanky
- R2, C7: Coy Bhanky
- R3, C6: Pooping Bhanky
- R2, C9: All Done Pooping Bhanky
- R4, C2: Revelations Bhanky
- R4, C7: Deviant Bhanky
- R5, C1: Happy Chappy Bhanky (with hat)
- R7, C4: Happy Chappy Bhanky (no hat)
- R5, C8: Best Angle Bhanky (full coverage)
- R8, C2: Alpha Bhanky
- R4, C1: Beta Bhanky
- R7, C7: Bowling Ball Bhanky

Haha! Bhank is a multi-faceted man.

(before Scott says it, also multi-feceted)

[JustPlaneJane]

His best ever look facially was his first ever pic here (R8,C2). It's been dramatically downhill since then. Mere coincidence? hmm ...

Wedding Bhanky (R3,C7) looks so old, and not even his usual caveman bloated face old, just soft retiree cardigan-wearing old

Personal Amusement Favorites in no particular order:
- R1, C5: Special Needs Bhanky
- R2, C1: Facial Mass Bhanky
- R2, C6: Tiny Tufty Tough Guy Bhanky
- R2, C7: Coy Bhanky
- R3, C6: Pooping Bhanky
- R2, C9: All Done Pooping Bhanky
- R4, C2: Revelations Bhanky
- R4, C7: Deviant Bhanky
- R5, C1: Happy Chappy Bhanky (with hat)
- R7, C4: Happy Chappy Bhanky (no hat)
- R5, C8: Best Angle Bhanky (full coverage)
- R8, C2: Alpha Bhanky
- R4, C1: Beta Bhanky
- R7, C7: Bowling Ball Bhanky

Oh bravo !   👍🏻

It’s hard to keep track of the Mugshot Hanky pics.

[Grape Ape]

Oh bravo !   👍🏻

It’s hard to keep track of the Mugshot Hanky pics.

Regardless, they're all better than the vomit inducing pics of his feet.

I'm going to see if Ron can implement a spoiler warning system in the future.

[wes]

Regardless, they're all better than the vomit inducing pics of his feet.

I'm going to see if Ron can implement a spoiler warning system in the future.

Fetid Feet Of Peace