He's juiced to the tits.
Has a crazy amount of plastic surgery.
And wears a wig.
But the man can get in some crazy shape.
No doubt he relies on drugs, but he gets into better shape than many pros.
That's the only compliment i'll give him. 
He also has a small cock and cheats on his wife with teenagers.
But whatever i guess.
First off all, Mike identifies as Natty, which means he is Natty. So all of you need to stop with your Nattyphobia. Stop trying to contribute to Mike's erasure. Your words are violent and racist.
Mike is Nattied to the tits.
Natty means there is no plastic surgery.
Mike's personal truth is natty, so there is no wig, only a natural flowing flaxen mane of hair.
Mike is so natty, that natural things appear unnatural when compared to him.
Please stop the hate and jealously. We must fight the patriarchy, naturally, as Mike does.