JERRY,JERRY,JERRY,RIP

[NaturalWonder83]

the perverse, unseemly piece of shit worked extra hard for his spot in hell

shut the fuck up. Seriously, you’re not an authority to speak on anything.

[Zillotch]

shut the fuck up. Seriously, you’re not an authority to speak on anything.

lol.. unfortunately for u... I don't have to b

this is the only true authority on earth:

[Kwon]

no.. you're not even scratching the surface

Please elaborate.

[Matt]

So the more you fight it the closer you come to getting sucked in?

What do you think lies in or behind the vortex?

It just gets progressively more terrifying.

As it becomes harder to tolerate, my ability to tolerate it would also become diminished.

I would experience 10x as much pain per millisecond, and my ability to handle the pain would dominish by 10x per millisecond also.

The initial pain is akin to being set on fire.

But it gets worse. Much worse.

[Matt]

no.. you're not even scratching the surface

Please help me extinguish my existence immediately, Zillotch. I just want to feel nothing, rather than face what I know awaits me when I die:

https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=52

[The Scott]

Bump.

Question to The Scott about Jerry Springer:

Why are you attacking a fellow Jew?

Also, what can I do to prevent from going to Hell? As is it is now, I will be punished for eternity when I die, and I wish to prevent this.

Because regardless of his supposed "faith", and I honestly think he was Jewish in "name" only, Springer was a disgusting seller of filth.  Fuck him.  And oh yeah...fuque islime.

There is something waiting at the final breath for each of us.  What it is or is not, waits to be seen by each of us.  Springer deserves Hell.  As to how long that would last?  It ain't up to me.

[Humble Narcissist]

Please help me extinguish my existence immediately, Zillotch. I just want to feel nothing, rather than face what I know awaits me when I die:

https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=52

I always enjoyed reading those chick tracts.

[Zillotch]

Please elaborate.

i've touched on it before, but those posts seem to b gone now.. its not a pleasant reality.

that cartoon is not an accurate depiction

satan and his horde of fallen angels will not b in charge of hell cracking jokes... the lot of them will b burning in torment along with the human souls who deny God.

hell was created for satan, an eternal, super natural being - humans were never intended to go there... but we all make our choice.

pride is a hell of a thing.

the best source of information about hell is the Bible

there really is no way to dress it up.. it is eternal torment

some verses of note:

Revelation 20:10
And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

2 Thessalonians 1:8-9
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

Matthew 25:41
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

Matthew 10:28
And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

Mark 9:43
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

Mark 9:44
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

Revelation 14:11
And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

Matthew 25:46
And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Romans 1:20 KJV
For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

Hebrews 10:31
It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.

[obsidian]

We will know the whole story when we die.

Or not. Maybe you will just be gone and won't know anything, as it was before you were born.

[obsidian]

Your story is what you believe. Man never made much progress understanding nature until he started asking questions and observing phenomena. Science is the process by which we come to understand nature, ourselves and the Universe at large. The cosmologists don't assume things were created. Eventually we will know the whole story. Eventually most will have to abandon the idea that things were created by some being or force. A good source for thoughtful discussions is Closer to Truth series on YouTube.

Most astrophysicists agree that the Universe was created. How could they think otherwise? Everything we know points to Creation.

The Big Bang
History of the Universe
Did you know that the matter in your body is billions of years old?

According to most astrophysicists, all the matter found in the universe today -- including the matter in people, plants, animals, the earth, stars, and galaxies -- was created at the very first moment of time, thought to be about 13 billion years ago.

https://www.exploratorium.edu/explore/origins/big-bang#:~:text=History%20of%20the%20Universe&text=According%20to%20most%20astrophysicists%2C%20all,about%2013%20billion%20years%20ago.

[obsidian]

For Vince B:

https://www.livescience.com/how-was-the-universe-created

How was the universe created?
Short answer: We don't really know how the universe was created, though most astrophysicists believe it started with the Big Bang.

Check out this amazing documentary on Prime.

[Matt]

Because regardless of his supposed "faith", and I honestly think he was Jewish in "name" only, Springer was a disgusting seller of filth.  Fuck him.  And oh yeah...fuque islime.

There is something waiting at the final breath for each of us.  What it is or is not, waits to be seen by each of us.  Springer deserves Hell.  As to how long that would last?  It ain't up to me.

The Scott,

I don't want this to happen to me when I die:



^ Another Matthew even says this will be my fate, right in the comic.

This saddens me deeply.

[Matt]

I don't want to go to Hell when I die.

[Bevo]

i've touched on it before, but those posts seem to b gone now.. its not a pleasant reality.

that cartoon is not an accurate depiction

satan and his horde of fallen angels will not b in charge of hell cracking jokes... the lot of them will b burning in torment along with the human souls who deny God.

hell was created for satan, an eternal, super natural being - humans were never intended to go there... but we all make our choice.

pride is a hell of a thing.

the best source of information about hell is the Bible

there really is no way to dress it up.. it is eternal torment

some verses of note:

Revelation 20:10
And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

2 Thessalonians 1:8-9
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

Matthew 25:41
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

Matthew 10:28
And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

Mark 9:43
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

Mark 9:44
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

Revelation 14:11
And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

Matthew 25:46
And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Romans 1:20 KJV
For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

Hebrews 10:31
It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.

Getbig is truly a nut house

I urge getbiggers to come together and do a seance and summon Dallas Mccarver to see where he’s at and how he’s doing

[AbrahamG]

I don't want to go to Hell when I die.

I have every confidence that you are not going to hell when you die. 

[Humble Narcissist]

Or not. Maybe you will just be gone and won't know anything, as it was before you were born.

Could be. No pain or suffering there.

[Phantom Spunker]

Getbig is truly a nut house

I urge getbiggers to come together and do a seance and summon Dallas Mccarver to see where he’s at and how he’s doing

Zillotch is such a weird, self-quoting religious faggot. Probably from Poland or one of those other central-European tard countries where there's crucifixes everywhere and the houses all smell like someone's cooking a mixture of cabbage and dog shit. What sort of cock do you think a guy like this is packing, Bevo? Sub 3 inches?

[AbrahamG]

Zillotch is such a weird, self-quoting religious faggot. Probably from Poland or one of those other central-European tard countries where there's crucifixes everywhere and the houses all smell like someone's cooking a mixture of cabbage and dog shit. What sort of cock do you think a guy like this is packing, Bevo? Sub 3 inches?

If he popped a cialis and had a good fluffing, he'd be lucky to tape at 3 inches. 

[Phantom Spunker]

If he popped a cialis and had a good fluffing, he'd be lucky to tape at 3 inches.

I always picture him as that fat cunt bishop from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. I can see him spritzing some poor altar boy with holy water and chastising him for 'tempting him with sins of the flesh' after he's fucked the life out of him, lol.

[Rambone]

Yesterday my wife told me she heard from somebody at work that Jerry Seinfeld died  I knew what she meant but couldn’t stop laughing

[Matt]

I have every confidence that you are not going to hell when you die.

Thank you for saying that, AbrahamG.

I really don't want to go to Hell when I die. I know it's like smoking THC forever, and that scares me very much.

[Kwon]

My Hell would be encountering Melvin Goodrum

[Matt]

My Hell would be encountering Melvin Goodrum

This scares me very much, Kwon:



Do you remember when Robert C. Guns ripped that joint and laughed at that Canadian tranny teacher?

Hahahah, I just took a couple rips off a joint and I’m laughing hysterically that this kind of shit is real. This just blows my fucking mind.

It would scare the hell out of me to rip a joint and find myself in that situation in the cartoon.

It's very scary to me.

[Matt]

Hahahah, I just took a couple rips off a joint and I’m laughing hysterically that this kind of shit is real. This just blows my fucking mind.

RIP Robert C. Guns.

Does anyone know if he survived this?

I fear for him.

Had I been there with him, I would have stopped him from ripping that joint. I would never wish that on anyone. Poor Rob. 

I wish I could have been there...with him. 

[Matt]

What happens when we die?

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