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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2023, 07:56:01 AM »
Updated list of Brian's quit list

405 squat - quit
squatting - quit
clegg - quit
bodybuilding competition - quit
standing military press - DNC
Flying to England with a pre paid flight and hotel to fight - quit

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2023, 08:09:47 AM »
so no training or pics for a while.....

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2023, 08:29:30 AM »
"The best part" is how this fucking idiot owns himself daily???

WTF is wrong w/ you??   ??? ???

Get the fukk off of GetBig, while it provides us with non-stop comedy relief, its bad for your egg-shell mental state.  ???

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2023, 08:39:03 AM »
I really don’t understand how people think a dr telling someone squats can cause hemorrhoids is a lie I mean it makes sense when you think about it. And it happened as I was training legs twice a week getting ready for the show. Again no idea why someone would make up embarrassing information I have shared every embarrassing detail explaining what happened and I am attacked for being honest about it all fuckign bullshit.

I was pulling your leg. If you told me it's night outside I would go to the window and check just to make sure it's not bullshit.

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2023, 09:34:26 AM »
I really don’t understand how people think a dr telling someone squats can cause hemorrhoids is a lie I mean it makes sense when you think about it. And it happened as I was training legs twice a week getting ready for the show. Again no idea why someone would make up embarrassing information I have shared every embarrassing detail explaining what happened and I am attacked for being honest about it all fuckign bullshit.
  You do share quite a bit on here and I do believe this pushing can cause hemorroids. There are plenty of ways to train legs without squating or leg pressing. Jokes aside  I hope you put bodybuilding in it's place and get your health together. A resting hesrt rate of 125 is no laughing matter. Neither is the high blood pressure. It's called bodyBUILDING not bodyDESTROYING . Nobody cares about abs or biceps in the morgue.

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2023, 09:37:10 AM »
  You do share quite a bit on here and I do believe this pushing can cause hemorroids. There are plenty of ways to train legs without squating or leg pressing. Jokes aside  I hope you put bodybuilding in it's place and get your health together. A resting hesrt rate of 125 is no laughing matter. Neither is the high blood pressure. It's called bodyBUILDING not bodyDESTROYING . Nobody cares about abs or biceps in the morgue.

Ever heard of Derek Anthony?

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2023, 10:00:17 AM »
Jesus I could tell you fuckign idiots the sky is blue and you would call me a liar that is what the dr said they didn’t say anything about diet they said squats. I go to my actual gastro this afternoon but the dr at the ER said squats could have caused the issue and told me to not do any kind of pushing squat leg press etc for the time being. I trained my legs a lot the last month before my the show I was training them twice a week. I didn’t even mention weight lifting I asked them what could have caused it and they said you obviously work out pushing and doing squats could have caused the issue and they recommended I do not squat they didn’t say for how long and I didn’t ask but I have no intention of squatting again anytime soon. My gastro may mention some other things today but the only thing the ER dr mentioned was squats and I didn’t ask him about it he mentioned it.

Well, I call bullshit because ANYONE looking at your legs could easily tell you don't squat....

Oh...and Squats COULD have caused the issue when YOU HAVE BEEN SHITTING BLOOD FOR HOW GODDAMN LONG NOW?

You "obviously workout".....and then you got a full on hard on because someone stroked your fragile ego

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2023, 10:01:56 AM »
the real question is why are people still responding to him?
X 2............. Fuck this attention whoring dickhead.

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2023, 10:04:53 AM »
I agree

I’ve offered him a fight
He shit himself

Point proved he is on ignore

I genuinely hope he has complications with his treatment and is left locked in in a wheelchair
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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2023, 10:07:03 AM »
I agree

I’ve offered him a fight
He shit himself

Point proved he is on ignore

I genuinely hope he has complications with his treatment and is left locked in in a wheelchair

I think Em is playing this masterfully.  Her plan to get the house, kill off hanky, move the ex boyfriend in there and live happily ever after is going even better than I would have guessed.     

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2023, 10:08:52 AM »
I hope he spends his life locked in while the guido anally batters her over the covered up pool table wiping his cock on Brian’s comb over !
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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2023, 11:36:46 AM »
Dude he just told you it was heavy squats because he either didn't know all the crap you eat or he didn't want to get into some 30 minute conversation about your diet habits. He doesn't get paid extra to talk to spend more time discussing why eating peach cobblers and gas station candy bars would be bad for your Crohns. He just said something that has some element of truth to satisfy you so he can move on to the next patient.

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2023, 12:04:11 PM »
I think Em is playing this masterfully.  Her plan to get the house, kill off hanky, move the ex boyfriend in there and live happily ever after is going even better than I would have guessed.   

You no longer have to call her Em. She’s officially to be known as Bride of Hankenstein

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2023, 12:48:55 PM »
You no longer have to call her Em. She’s officially to be known as Bride of Hankenstein

maybe hankins will wear the sleeveless tux at the wedding like rich piana?

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2023, 12:52:47 PM »
maybe hankins will wear the sleeveless tux at the wedding like rich piana?

At this pace, the wedding is probably not going to happen.  Imagine the smell at the Elvis Chapel with Hanky shitting himself ?

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2023, 01:04:42 PM »
At this pace, the wedding is probably not going to happen.  Imagine the smell at the Elvis Chapel with Hanky shitting himself ?
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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2023, 01:14:27 PM »
The Doc told you to stop squatting...on cocks!!!

And why the hell were you trying to make gains to your legs dieting down the last month before a contest?  How much gainzzz were you possibly going to make in that state?

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2023, 01:16:40 PM »
Most getbiggers are more knowledgeable than doctors.

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2023, 01:24:49 PM »
The Doc told you to stop squatting...on cocks!!!

And why the hell were you trying to make gains to your legs dieting down the last month before a contest?  How much gainzzz were you possibly going to make in that state?

He was working on his quad feathering

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2023, 01:28:10 PM »
So the doctor told you that you were lifting too heavy with awful form.

Sounds like he could be a smart doctor.

They probably have a note mentioning his mental illness and not to even bring up his diet.

Kind of shocking that a guy with knee replacements shouldn’t be squatting heavy with terrible form.


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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2023, 01:40:43 PM »
He was working on his quad feathering

The extra squatting definitely got his anus shredded though

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2023, 01:47:19 PM »
The extra squatting definitely got his anus shredded though

He somehow isolated his sphincter muscle while completely disabling his hamstrings which is evident in the unofficial non-hi def contest photos.

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2023, 01:55:25 PM »
He somehow isolated his sphincter muscle while completely disabling his hamstrings which is evident in the unofficial non-hi def contest photos.

He has a REALLY strong mind-muscle connection to his anus.  He spends many hours a day putting his mind inside his anus, feeling the contractions

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2023, 01:57:39 PM »
He has a REALLY strong mind-muscle connection to his anus.  He spends many hours a day putting his mind inside his anus, feeling the contractions
BHANUS..

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Re: The Best Part
« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2023, 02:08:48 PM »
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