245lb gym bro believes he'd beat 150lb world class boxer in a street fight

[lightweight83]

Every juiced up bodybuilder/power lifter who thinks they can fight should be forced to watch this video.  This video is reality.  If you have never thrown a single punch in your adult life or have never been hit, you are most likely not good at fighting. 
For whatever reason men refuse to accept they aren't good at fighting, regardless if they have never been into a single fight in their lives. 

Ask 100 guys if they think they could beat the worlds best ping pong player in a ping pong match and all of them would say no, but if you ask the same group if they could beat the 145lb world boxing champ in a boxing match and probably half would say yes.  The sad reality is that the answer is a resounding no to both questions, it's just that one is easier to accept as a man LOL!

[hench]

Exactly once you know someones weakness they are in big trouble.
So Hankins, shot knees, torn chest, bloated painful stomach, detatched bicep, shoulder etc etc etc.
Tore his bicep doing squats, he'd tear his whole body trying to control a guy like tyson with his strength and speed.

 

hankins cant navigate a flight of steps

[beakdoctor]

Anyone remember a video of Caleb Plant (former pro boxing champ) and he's in his hometown,  which is some decayed shithole down south. 5 or 6 guys try to fight him on the street?

It's a good video on how skill makes a huge difference.  He mainly is defensive,  backing away and ducking punches then hitting his attackers after they've tired out.

[The Scott]

There is almost always someone out there to pull an "on any Sunday" on anyone. 

I have gotten whupped more times in my life than I can remember, especially when I was very young and small.  The few times I have "won" are when I got mad and went full 'tard on the person or persons that were tormenting me. 

I have seen severely retarded people lose it and that is elementally frightening.  Talk about "chimping out"?  A Downs person pushed past their limit can fuck up another human being in a heartbeat.

[Walter Sobchak]

Ask yourself if you think a 200 plus pound wrestler can put wrestle Mike Tyson can I beat him in a wrestling match because that’s what would actually happen there wouldn’t be any boxing it would be a pure wrestling match. I would even rise above waist level I would come directly with a low outside sweep single. There would never be a fight just a wrestling match I wouldn’t throw a single punch I wouldn’t stand up at all. Once you consider that you have ti rethink the outcome Tyson is not beating me in a wrestling match. No way now if I can’t make it a wrestling match and I stand there with my hands up trying to box I get destroyed but that’s not what I would do. And Tyson can’t stop a John smith style sweep single no way no how

FUCK OFF, LIAR

[joswift]

Exactly once you know someones weakness they are in big trouble.
So Hankins, shot knees, torn chest, bloated painful stomach, detatched bicep, shoulder etc etc etc.
Tore his bicep doing squats, he'd tear his whole body trying to control a guy like tyson with his strength and speed.

[Walter Sobchak]

Ragdoll Tyson....pffffffft.

More like sucked his uncle's dick for a Snickers bar.

[beakdoctor]

Ragdoll Tyson....pffffffft.

More like sucked his uncle's dick for a Snickers bar.

You just know that back when Brian was getting ready for this fight everyone was telling him: hey man you better start doing some sparring and cardio. You should probably lay off lifting for a bit and go to an actual mma gym..

And Brian: nonsense.  Im going to kill this guy. It wont last a round so im not worried about cardo blah blah blah.

[Walter Sobchak]

You just know that back when Brian was getting ready for this fight everyone was telling him: hey man you better start doing some sparring and cardio. You should probably lay off lifting for a bit and go to an actual mma gym..

And Brian: nonsense.  Im going to kill this guy. It wont last a round so im not worried about cardo blah blah blah.

Brian Hankins is a loser, quitter, drug addict, chronic liar and a pig fucker.

[ChristopherA]

Ragdoll Tyson....pffffffft.

More like sucked his uncle's dick for a Snickers bar.

HAHA! That tub of goo kicked his ass but he would ragdoll Tyson

[Taffin]

Ragdoll Tyson....pffffffft.

More like sucked his uncle's dick for a Snickers bar.

[IroNat]

Brian Hankins is a loser, quitter, drug addict, chronic liar and a pig fucker.