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[Flexacon]

Going to the most dangerous places on Earth hoping someone would start a fight with him.

Also has agoraphobia.

[Never1AShow]

And of course, the ultimate: I've never told a lie here.

[ThisisOverload]

Fought multiple guys in a Mexican jail.

But it was in Texas and they weren't Mexicans.

Drop kicked them like a sack of taters when he was 18.

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Wrestled 280 pound defensive college football players on the beach at 145 pounds.

It wasn't a "win" but neither could submit each other so hanky won.

[wes]

Where`s Rocky

[Dave D]

His mom having a top level degree, graduated top of her class from an esteemed college.

Just to be poor and forced them to eat hot dogs every night so they could travel to Switzerland to ski the Alps for weeks at a time and wear the most expensive ski clothing on the market as children.

Meanwhile, daddy Bill is a multimillionaire that obviously paid child support and left hanky and his brother millions when he croaked. Hanky blamed doctors and medicine for his father's death which is why hanky plays doctor on himself and refuses to get blood work. But gets blood work regularly and goes to the doctor all the time to get prescriptions for his drug addictions.

hanky squandered millions and works a contract job at $30 per hour (plus overtime). Only does this because he can work from home and be closer to the refrigerator.

His dad was a Rhodes Scholar.

I’m sure that is something that can be verified, so I have to believe it’s true.

[Flexacon]

His dad was a Rhodes Scholar.

I’m sure that is something that can be verified, so I have to believe it’s true.

Good shout. His dads name (Hankins) isn't on the database

https://www.rhodeshouse.ox.ac.uk/scholars-alumni/rhodes-scholar-database/

[ThisisOverload]

His dad was a Rhodes Scholar.

I’m sure that is something that can be verified, so I have to believe it’s true.

His dad had serious money.

Which is why hanky and his brother live the good life with menial jobs.

His brother spends 3-4 months a year traveling.

And remember hanky is not allowed around his brother or his children because he was intoxicated and stripped down nearly naked and started flexing in front of them when they were 8 years old. Even became touchy feeling and made them uncomfortable.

[Flexacon]

His dad had serious money.

Which is why hanky and his brother live the good life with menial jobs.

His brother spends 3-4 months a year traveling.

And remember hanky is not allowed around his brother or his children because he was intoxicated and stripped down nearly naked and started flexing in front of them when they were 8 years old. Even became touchy feeling and made them uncomfortable.

Maybe they were the serial killers Hanky mentioned 

[Never1AShow]

Posts a video claiming "225x15" for squats that shows him only doing 13.

[Walter Sobchak]

Or when he posted a series of videos that he was traveling from Canada into the United States and then across the country to fight another Getbigger, when he was actually hiding in his mommy’s basement like a fucking weakass, brokeass coward.

Total fucking bitch move from a loser weirdo stalker.

Wait wut?

[IroNat]

Fought multiple guys in a Mexican jail.

But it was in Texas and they weren't Mexicans.

Drop kicked them like a sack of taters when he was 18.

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Wrestled 280 pound defensive college football players on the beach at 145 pounds.

It wasn't a "win" but neither could submit each other so hanky won.

[LurkerNoMore]

What is your favorite bhanks fable?  Mine is the anadrol prescription for his anemia.

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Post all of them.  I am woefully behind on this.

[LurkerNoMore]

There's soooo fucking many claims made by Bhank it's hard to pick just one

One of my personal favorite claims made by bhank is that melatonin is anabolic and you're not natty if you take melatonin and caffeine.

Then his list of medical ailments are ridiculous.

This thing about NASA wanting to study him as a child was a huge load of shit too.

This list could go on for hundreds of pages.

NASA?  Is that for real?  He said that?

[38 returns]

he did

he also mastered calculus in an afternoon

yet can't count 13 reps out


its almost like he's making stuff up.

[webstar]

what about being broke and eating hotdogs every day for lunch.. yet spending winters in the swiss alps and aspen learning skiing and snowboarding. 

A tale of two lives growing up.

[38 returns]

wasn't this when he was riding the subway in Harlem or some other shit

[Raymondo]

And remember hanky is not allowed around his brother or his children because he was intoxicated and stripped down nearly naked and started flexing in front of them when they were 8 years old. Even became touchy feeling and made them uncomfortable.

[Taffin]

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Post all of them.  I am woefully behind on this.

One of my faves is the fact that he was a world class swimmer at 3 which laid the foundation for his super ripped fast metabolism for life.... ...

[wes]

[BB]

wasn't this when he was riding the subway in Harlem or some other shit

BHank will have you know that the Blacks loved his Jordans and fat gold chain when he hung out with them in the hood.

[Flexacon]

NASA?  Is that for real?  He said that?

Everything in the last couple of pages is real. No single claim has been exaggerated as can happen sometimes.

I will give Hanky credit though for not giving us a bunch of stories about him being a war hero/John Rambo type. That would have been the far easier route for him to take.

[Phantom Spunker]

Didn't he also win the respect of some Black, New York street gang because he had spinners on his bicycle or some shit? We should keep a log of all of these and update it as needed.

[wes]

Didn't he also win the respect of some Black, New York street gang because he had spinners on his bicycle or some shit? We should keep a log of all of these and update it as needed.

Yup,and the leader of the black ruffians was at the time an unknown Gary Coleman.

[Phantom Spunker]

Yup,and the leader of the black ruffians was at the time an unknown Gary Coleman.

Lol, I swear it was something like they surrounded him and were about to kill him, but then someone shouted 'this nikka got spinners' and it turned into high fives and fist bumps. Hanky's street cred saved the day.

[BB]

Lol, I swear it was something like they surrounded him and were about to kill him, but then someone shouted 'this nikka got spinners' and it turned into high fives and fist bumps. Hanky's street cred saved the day.

Fat Gold Chain, Vespa, and some new J's is how Bhank rolls through the hood -

I was staying in an extended stay Hotel a few years ago taking a welding class. I was hanging out with a diverse ethnic group in the evenings at the hotel enjoying Cigars and bullshitting. One day I showed up with a chain and some new Jordans they thought it was awesome. Hell when I lived in NYC I put spinners on my Vespa to fit into Harlem. You got to appreciate amd rock the local culture