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« Reply #3625 on: September 08, 2023, 05:54:42 AM »
I was 170lbs at 17 years old and 205lbs at 19 years old

you previously said 20, now you realise you fucked up the date of your surgery and previous claim you switched

so, at 19 you weighed 205 natty
After 26 years of heavy gear use you are a sloppy 225

In reality you are still 200lbs

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« Reply #3626 on: September 08, 2023, 05:54:47 AM »
WTF are you talking about I can race 60m on pavement a rubber track sand whatever it doesn't matter to me but again how the fuck do you suppose I am going to race her or anyone else if they don't come here to race? Do you know someplace that does certified 60m sprint times?

Why the fuck does she have to come to where you are?  You go to them....oh wait...you're the one who has problems with PTO

In any event, just go to a track, film yourself with a 100m or even better a 400m....high school tracks are standard.  Fucking do it and stop making excuses you dried up, drug filled cvnt

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« Reply #3627 on: September 08, 2023, 05:55:24 AM »
They let me wrestle in Germany you idiot they wouldn't send me from Kosovo back to the States during the deployment for the team trials. I was part of the takedown team when we did home searches it was basically me and my lifting partner who were assigned to subdue anyone who was a problem. I was hardly the weakest link.



hahahahahaa of course you were

lets put the crippled in the subdue team. hahahahaa


your lies are laughable

16 mins for 5 k is now 18 minutes. hahahahaa

any runing track wil allow you to have someone time out a 60 metre run. you do know that spritners will time fdiff distances to see where they pick up or drop of?
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« Reply #3628 on: September 08, 2023, 05:56:24 AM »
They let me wrestle in Germany you idiot they wouldn't send me from Kosovo back to the States during the deployment for the team trials. I was part of the takedown team when we did home searches it was basically me and my lifting partner who were assigned to subdue anyone who was a problem. I was hardly the weakest link.

CO : Private Bhank....you are the best at subduing women....have at it.  The rest of you, handle the men.

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« Reply #3629 on: September 08, 2023, 05:57:26 AM »
They let me wrestle in Germany you idiot they wouldn't send me from Kosovo back to the States during the deployment for the team trials. I was part of the takedown team when we did home searches it was basically me and my lifting partner who were assigned to subdue anyone who was a problem. I was hardly the weakest link.

why didnt you just shoot them?

Pretty sure thats what normally happens

You had 2 fucked up knees, I imagine everyone else had good legs or where you in some kind of Diversity paraplegic squad?

You certainly have the nogging for being a "sniper locator"

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« Reply #3630 on: September 08, 2023, 05:58:29 AM »


hahahahahaa of course you were

lets put the crippled in the subdue team. hahahahaa


your lies are laughable

16 mins for 5 k is now 18 minutes. hahahahaa

any runing track wil allow you to have someone time out a 60 metre run. you do know that spritners will time fdiff distances to see where they pick up or drop of?

he doesnt know anybody well enough

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« Reply #3631 on: September 08, 2023, 05:59:14 AM »
Why the fuck does she have to come to where you are?  You go to them....oh wait...you're the one who has problems with PTO

In any event, just go to a track, film yourself with a 100m or even better a 400m....high school tracks are standard.  Fucking do it and stop making excuses you dried up, drug filled cvnt


it will then be come to me on a tuesday at 9. in the rain. with a redhead. called carl. who plays a ukelele.

otherwise you have not done it!
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« Reply #3632 on: September 08, 2023, 06:00:00 AM »
My GP sent me to a blood oncologist for two years of high white blood cells and lymphs. The oncologist sent me to have a lot of vials of blood taken at the hospital and it was examined by a pathologist. $10,000 dollar blood test. Insurance covered it. It's lymphocytic leukemia (I think I got the spelling right). I don't have the confirmation test in front of me. It's leukemia and I think it was lymphocytic if I remember the spelling. I found out August 4th so it's still a shock to me. When the oncologist first saw me before getting the pathologist report he said it's probably not leukemia. He called me directly when he had the results.

Doc said a new chemo came out last year that he has had great success with. He said he wants to wait for my levels to rise before using it. I don't know why. He predicted another year. I want it now.
Sorry to read this Rich but i think you´re a strong guy.
you will be OK

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« Reply #3633 on: September 08, 2023, 06:00:11 AM »
Sorry you have never raced cross country and don't understand the difference between courses.

said no real bodybuilder or weightlifter ever.. wtf hankins

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« Reply #3634 on: September 08, 2023, 06:02:47 AM »
you previously said 20, now you realise you fucked up the date of your surgery and previous claim you switched

so, at 19 you weighed 205 natty
After 26 years of heavy gear use you are a sloppy 225

In reality you are still 200lbs

Never said any of that. I was 17 when I went to college. I was 170lbs when I got there. At the end of my sophomore year I was 205lbs. I was 220lbs when I graduated. I am a solid 225 now

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« Reply #3635 on: September 08, 2023, 06:05:14 AM »
brian ages for those weights please?

and BJJ what belt did you get to and in how long?

what years were you at the schools you mentioned?
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« Reply #3636 on: September 08, 2023, 06:05:17 AM »
Hard to see why Bhanky is so misunderstood on Getbig.

The guy just tells the truth.

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« Reply #3637 on: September 08, 2023, 06:05:39 AM »
Never said any of that. I was 17 when I went to college. I was 170lbs when I got there. At the end of my sophomore year I was 205lbs. I was 220lbs when I graduated.

Yes you did I have quoted it before

Im not doing it again because I cant be fucking bothered, you will still deny it.

So since you started taking drugs you haven't gained a single pound!

26 years on juice and in exactly the same place.

Did you juice in Iraq?

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« Reply #3638 on: September 08, 2023, 06:06:19 AM »
Never said any of that. I was 17 when I went to college. I was 170lbs when I got there. At the end of my sophomore year I was 205lbs. I was 220lbs when I graduated. I am a solid 225 now

weak as fuck tho

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« Reply #3639 on: September 08, 2023, 06:07:24 AM »
weak as fuck tho

with 15lb of metal in each leg, a 30lb noggin and a 20lb distended gut

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« Reply #3640 on: September 08, 2023, 06:19:26 AM »
with 15lb of metal in each leg, a 30lb noggin and a 20lb distended gut

Bhanky has built himself up like a superhero carrying all that extra weight and metal around.

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« Reply #3641 on: September 08, 2023, 06:20:12 AM »
Bhanky has built himself up like a superhero carrying all that extra weight and metal around.

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« Reply #3642 on: September 08, 2023, 06:24:36 AM »
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« Reply #3643 on: September 08, 2023, 06:29:18 AM »
Jesus man go to a pool and start walking in the pool get an elliptical bike and ride it everyday fuck what the doctors say build your leg strength back

Says the human Stork - who cant get up stairs

Go FUCK Yourself

Better Still FUCK OFF

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« Reply #3644 on: September 08, 2023, 06:35:54 AM »

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« Reply #3645 on: September 08, 2023, 06:36:09 AM »
I think my strength is pretty good but like I said I plan to focus more on it and enter a full meet this next year. I have never been a powerlifter so never got into deadlifts and had knee issues so didn't squat however that makes it a new challenge which I always enjoy. Will I be a dominant powerlifter fuck now I won't, but the competition is with myself. I will still lift a considerable amount more than most of you. However, if any of you feel you can do better by all means go enter a powerlifting meet.

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« Reply #3646 on: September 08, 2023, 06:37:37 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/djessicabuettner

The Defeat to this Girl - You 25+yrs PED weakling

I can bench a lot more than her (about 100 lbs) and I do think I can match her pull squats obviously not good for her she is a world champion powerlifter

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« Reply #3647 on: September 08, 2023, 06:42:38 AM »
why didnt you just shoot them?

Pretty sure thats what normally happens

You had 2 fucked up knees, I imagine everyone else had good legs or where you in some kind of Diversity paraplegic squad?

You certainly have the nogging for being a "sniper locator"


Ha Ha Ha
 ;D ;D :D :D ;D

Brianna made to Look a Fool & a Liar Yet again
by His own Doing - What a complete Idiot & Khvnt he is.

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« Reply #3648 on: September 08, 2023, 06:46:55 AM »
Never said any of that. I was 17 when I went to college. I was 170lbs when I got there. At the end of my sophomore year I was 205lbs. I was 220lbs when I graduated. I am a solid 225 now


You'll never be as all round strong as this Girl
who weighs 75kg - You Fagg.ott weakling - Jane Beats you every time.

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« Reply #3649 on: September 08, 2023, 06:50:26 AM »
I think my strength is pretty good but like I said I plan to focus more on it and enter a full meet this next year. I have never been a powerlifter so never got into deadlifts and had knee issues so didn't squat however that makes it a new challenge which I always enjoy. Will I be a dominant powerlifter fuck now I won't, but the competition is with myself. I will still lift a considerable amount more than most of you. However, if any of you feel you can do better by all means go enter a powerlifting meet.

thats a bit down on your "elite" claim

You have never been anything

the battle cry of the loser.