NO BULLSHIT TRAINING THREAD..........JUST TRAINING !

[Hulkotron]

Some getbiggers prefer Bottom Golf

[Never1AShow]

add tot he ailments list lads

sissy squats induced meniscuc tears- you'd have thought after the second time you'd learn a lesson. Ike Mensa

Have meniscus tear already, but not due to sissy squats. Add it?

[BigRo]

Some getbiggers prefer Bottom Golf

Like Jack FuckmeuptheShitter.

[njflex]

BHANK WOODS..is versatile add golf as an accomplishment as well...

[webstar]

Its a massive driving range with sensors and targets. They bring you food and drink and you and your friends hit golf balls at the targets. Then whoever hits the most targets wins the further ones being worth more points.

I'v been there before.

I thought you don't drink?

Also, you don't have 10 friends. Why not say they were Emily's friends

[Soul Crusher]

I'v been there before.

I thought you don't drink?

Also, you don't have 10 friends. Why no say they were Emily's friends

Maybe the parolees who report at the same time all got together outside of the parole office for a change?   

[Skeletor]

Its a massive driving range with sensors and targets. They bring you food and drink and you and your friends hit golf balls at the targets. Then whoever hits the most targets wins the further ones being worth more points.

In other words: not real golf, you just went there to binge on food and claim you "won" against 9 (probably much fewer) other slobs.

[bhank]

I'v been there before.

I thought you don't drink?

Also, you don't have 10 friends. Why no say they were Emily's friends

I dont drink alcohol I had a coke with my chicken fingers

[bhank]

Maybe the parolees who report at the same time all got together outside of the parole office for a change?   

I have never been on parole

[Soul Crusher]

I have never been on parole

I meant probation.  Sorry   

[Skeletor]

I meant probation.  Sorry   

He did say parole officer though.

Correct no one gives a fuck about getbig not relevant in anyway they printed out a thousand pages of getbig last time we were there judge wouldnt even look at it. Hell she tried to have my parole officer look at getbig over a year ago no one cares they won't even look at it. You guys are not relevant to the outside world in anyway.

[joswift]

He did say parole officer though.

any chance he may be lying?   

[Hulkotron]

Who was the Top Golf competition?

[bhank]

Handicapped Women and children but if Getbig has taught us anything a win is a win

[Soul Crusher]

He did say parole officer though.

Its hard to keep track TBH

[joswift]

Handicapped Women and children but if Getbig has taught us anything a win is a win

If hankins has taught us anything a loss is a win....

[bhank]

If hankins has taught us anything a loss is a win....

You still celebrating taking 3rd behind a guy 4x your size? Tell us Joe how many competitors were there in this elite competition?

[Phantom Spunker]

Top Golf is awesome.

Smashing golf balls and bingeing on food and drink sounds cool as fuck. I'm going to check if there's any spots near me.

[bhank]

Smashing golf balls and bingeing on food and drink sounds cool as fuck. I'm going to check if there's any spots near me.

Honestly it was a lot of fun but it's an hour and a half away or we would go more.

[Krankenstein]

Handicapped Women and children but if Getbig has taught us anything a win is a win

So you identify as a handicapped woman now?

[bhank]

So you identify as a handicapped woman now?

No I said I beat handicapped women and children. Honestly it was total domination. They didn't stand a chance. I dont think half of them had ever swung a club before meanwhile I was hitting my driver to the net.

[Skeletor]

No I said I beat handicapped women and children. Honestly it was total domination. They didn't stand a chance. I dont think half of them had ever swung a club before meanwhile I was hitting my driver to the net.

You surely love beating them. And here you beat 8 middle aged women and 1 girly man and you brag about "winning" a golf-themed game? What's next, saying you won in arm wrestling against middle school students?

[robcguns]

Smashing golf balls and bingeing on food and drink sounds cool as fuck. I'm going to check if there's any spots near me.

Yes it’s a great time. Whenever Im Very stressed I go smash balls and have a few beers.

[Soul Crusher]

 

[38 returns]

Yes it’s a great time. Whenever Im Very stressed I go smash balls and have a few beers.

you might want to re-word this mate