Because you claim you were in shape despite not having one single photograph that backs it up, and every single pic shows the opposite. For everyone in the class.
If you were honest or understood, there would be nothing to discuss.
Fat ass and hamstring area (no actual hamstrings).
Claims the other two were in shape, they weren't. The guy who took 3rd took 2nd the year before when Hankins fled the cartoon dogs.
Any halfway decent competition shows up, like the guy 2 years ago, and he loses.