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[38 returns]

No you don't get it at all. The haters paid the most for the front row seats. They want to see me fail.  I don't give a fuck how many burpees and ruck marches SC does or how many stripes he gets on his bullshit blue belt. I don't care how many overhead squats krank does or how close to 400 Hulkatron manages to deadlift. It isn't going to matter how many pounds 38 loses off his belly. Or how many pullups Jeff does at 60. Even Matt and his 365 will fall.

You guys can post 1000 pictures of me out of shape. I am not even allowed to do any resistance training for 6 more weeks. Laugh it up. I am going to pass every single member on this board in just a few months.

I am going to break the game. Once a man said all that mattered were his peaks and his freaks. This story is not yet over who would I be to quit now. The final chapter is about to be written. My chest will be the best. Every hater here is going to witness it.

They say it is too late and I am too old and broken they are about to find out

nobody has paid a penny nor would we ever

'I don't give a fuck'

thats wy you spend your life trying to belittle others but when it comes down to it you are a fucking coward.and we all know it. you create a fantasy life here that is full of shit.

Also its 'lap it up' not laugh it up you fucking mong.


your once a man quote you claimed was 'your buddy' and yet it was Scott Steiner. your thing about labelled the devil was an adaptation of what serial killer h Holmes said.

'I am gong to break the game- nobody cares you fucktard. All I want to do is kick your fucking hillbilly teeth out of your mekon skull. Then consensually have anal sex with your mother.  'The final chapter is about to be written' - I hope it involves cancer.

You are a fucking fantasist bullshit artist who doesn't even recall his lies. You are as much a hard man as your dad was a genuine Rhodes Scholar. Was daddy a bullshit artist too?

[bhank]

Yes yes we know blah blah blah never failed a lift blah blah blah, this is one of the 10 posts you constantly cycle through with your drivel every day.  Go do the thing you claimed or shut the fuck up you pussy.

Cue the "blah blah blah just had my pec reconstructed blah blah blah" excuse now.

So I am supposed to lift heavy a week out of a sling and now it's an excuse lol. This last year I pressed 325lbs prior to surgery can you match that yet? Fuck no you can't. I also deadlifted 425lbs can you match that? Fuck no you can't. Let me know when you get there

[38 returns]

How is the belly did you go down another lifting belt size yet? Only 60lbs to go you fat fuck

Belly? Not me you pot bellied pig.

60lbs to go. You see you misinterpret what I said. Because its all you got.

I said I was going to do a prep. I am currently 243lb this morning. sO I DWARF you. But when it comes to peeling I don't know what weight I will be peeled at. It could be 220. It cold be 190 whatever it is I will do what I need to get there.

You 'hit the stage' as 207 and looked 20lbs over.

The only person who thinks you look god is you. Everyone else laughs at you.

Obviously had your opioids early eh?

Has th emekon givenup fighting? Lik heis 'dad' in mma then.

You are a joke Brian. Your life is that empty that you spend it posting up unsolicited gay shots to men who hate you. It would be sad if it weans funny how much of an arsehole you are.

And lets not forget you clearly exhibit the key characteristics of a sec offender. Now why did you leave the army? You have a history of abusing women I guarantee you have forced yourself on many many women. Bullying sex case. Please come the UK you will never, ever leave.

[joswift]

I don't need any props from you Jeff.  You are mad as hell about my pec repair. Just knowing how much my recovery is pissing you off is more than enough for me. Pullups are as difficult as you make them. You can make them hard and do 5 or make them easy and do 10 it is up to you.

you cant do 10

[38 returns]

I don't need any props from you Jeff.  You are mad as hell about my pec repair. Just knowing how much my recovery is pissing you off is more than enough for me. Pullups are as difficult as you make them. You can make them hard and do 5 or make them easy and do 10 it is up to you.

AND YET YOU HAVE NEVER DONE ABOVE 6

HAHAHA

[bhank]

nobody has paid a penny nor would we ever

'I don't give a fuck'

thats wy you spend your life trying to belittle others but when it comes down to it you are a fucking coward.and we all know it. you create a fantasy life here that is full of shit.

Also its 'lap it up' not laugh it up you fucking mong.


your once a man quote you claimed was 'your buddy' and yet it was Scott Steiner. your thing about labelled the devil was an adaptation of what serial killer h Holmes said.

'I am gong to break the game- nobody cares you fucktard. All I want to do is kick your fucking hillbilly teeth out of your mekon skull. Then consensually have anal sex with your mother.  'The final chapter is about to be written' - I hope it involves cancer.

You are a fucking fantasist bullshit artist who doesn't even recall his lies. You are as much a hard man as your dad was a genuine Rhodes Scholar. Was daddy a bullshit artist too?

You think I don't know Scott Steiner said it? I don't know anything about a Holmes quote. Why are you talking about granny sex??? No one here is interested in granny sex you sick fuck.

[joswift]

I have never failed a deadlift or squat attempt in my life.

you keep writing that like its something to be proud of when its really something to be ashamed of

You have never pushed yourself in the gym or you would have failed a lift

[38 returns]

So I am supposed to lift heavy a week out of a sling and now it's an excuse lol. This last year I pressed 325lbs prior to surgery can you match that yet? Fuck no you can't. I also deadlifted 425lbs can you match that? Fuck no you can't. Let me know when you get there

for someone on gear since aged 21 you have never lifted heavy. Never. 25 years of training and gear wasted.

[joswift]

for someone on gear since aged 21 you have never lifted heavy. Never. 25 years of training and gear wasted.

hes never failed a lift, so he cant have trained heavy

[bhank]

Belly? Not me you pot bellied pig.

60lbs to go. You see you misinterpret what I said. Because its all you got.

I said I was going to do a prep. I am currently 243lb this morning. sO I DWARF you. But when it comes to peeling I don't know what weight I will be peeled at. It could be 220. It cold be 190 whatever it is I will do what I need to get there.

You 'hit the stage' as 207 and looked 20lbs over.

The only person who thinks you look god is you. Everyone else laughs at you.

Obviously had your opioids early eh?

Has th emekon givenup fighting? Lik heis 'dad' in mma then.

You are a joke Brian. Your life is that empty that you spend it posting up unsolicited gay shots to men who hate you. It would be sad if it weans funny how much of an arsehole you are.

And lets not forget you clearly exhibit the key characteristics of a sec offender. Now why did you leave the army? You have a history of abusing women I guarantee you have forced yourself on many many women. Bullying sex case. Please come the UK you will never, ever leave.

First off if you are 243lbs and need to cut to 190lbs to be in shape you are a fat fucking slob FACT

2nd why are you talking about gay sex and rape? Who the fuck is talking about these sexual perversions with you what the fuck is wrong with you?

Here is an idea let the board know what show you plan to compete. I will show up and whoop your ass in the show and then the street. I will beat you twice in one day.

[joswift]

First off if you are 243lbs and need to cut to 190lbs to be in shape you are a fat fucking slob FACT

2nd why are you talking about gay sex and rape? Who the fuck is talking about these sexual perversions with you what the fuck is wrong with you?

so by definition if you are 220 then you need to be 170

[Hulkotron]

So I am supposed to lift heavy a week out of a sling and now it's an excuse lol. This last year I pressed 325lbs prior to surgery can you match that yet? Fuck no you can't. I also deadlifted 425lbs can you match that? Fuck no you can't. Let me know when you get there

You had many months to do the thing when you first claimed you could do it, now you are using the cosmetic surgery as en excuse because you know you can't do the lift.

You are also deflecting from this fact here by issuing alternative hurdles that have to be met before you will do the thing you claimed.  I have not claimed I can bench 325 or pull 425.  You on the other hand have claimed you can do my 1RM deadlift for 12 reps.

[joswift]

You had many months to do the thing when you first claimed you could do it, now you are using the cosmetic surgery as en excuse because you know you can't do the lift.

You are also deflecting from this fact here by issuing alternative hurdles.  I have not claimed I can bench 325 or pull 425.  You on the other hand have claimed you can do my 1RM deadlift for 12 reps.

its his modus operandi, when he cant win he changes the game

[bhank]

so by definition if you are 220 then you need to be 170

I wont step on stage again unless I am competing at 225lbs heavyweight cutting to light heavy and classic was a horrible mistake

[Hulkotron]

Let's also not let this juice monkey drug addict distract from the fact that he needed straps to pull 405 lbs.  His strongest demonstrated strap-free deadlift is 280x10 which projects to a 1RM of about 360 lbs, seems about right.

So with 25 years of drugs and an extra 50 lbs of "body weight" (bloat), he can out-deadlift me by roughly 10 lbs, congrats "Brian" (what a gay name), you win!

[bhank]

You had many months to do the thing when you first claimed you could do it, now you are using the cosmetic surgery as en excuse because you know you can't do the lift.

You are also deflecting from this fact here by issuing alternative hurdles that have to be met before you will do the thing you claimed.  I have not claimed I can bench 325 or pull 425.  You on the other hand have claimed you can do my 1RM deadlift for 12 reps.

I can also go run a mile. I have no desire to do it. Same with seeing how much I can deadlift for 12 reps it's just tiring not difficult. If you want me to wear myself out doing reps of deadlifts give me a reason otherwise fuck off. I already proved I am way stronger than you by lifting one rep. I dont need to do 12. I did you max for 10 a as a fucking warmup the first time I did deadlifts in over a decade. You act like you are lifting somethign heavy you are not

By all means make a real challenge that interest me 12 reps in any exercise does not interest me its not exciting or challenging in anyway just tiring

[Hulkotron]

You 100% cannot run a mile, zero chance of that.

[bhank]

You 100% cannot run a mile, zero chance of that.

I absolutely can run just fine am I going to break any records fuck no can I keep my feet moving for 10 minutes as I jog a mile FUCK YES

[Hulkotron]

You did not do my max for 10 reps, you did 280x10.  My best deadlift at the moment is 345x2.

[bhank]

Let's also not let this juice monkey drug addict distract from the fact that he needed straps to pull 405 lbs.  His strongest demonstrated strap-free deadlift is 280x10 which projects to a 1RM of about 360 lbs, seems about right.

So with 25 years of drugs and an extra 50 lbs of "body weight" (bloat), he can out-deadlift me by roughly 10 lbs, congrats "Brian" (what a gay name), you win!

It's hilarious you act like those are max efforts you really want to pretend you are as strong as me have at it you are a beast

[Hulkotron]

I absolutely can run just fine am I going to break any records fuck no can I keep my feet moving for 10 minutes as I jog a mile FUCK YES

Go do it then bitch.  You won't, all talk as usual you weak soft pussy, it's always would could will blah blah blah.  Such a bitch.

[Hulkotron]

It's hilarious you act like those are max efforts you really want to pretend you are as strong as me have at it you are a beast

This is another act he pulls constantly.  "It wasn't my max, I could have done more" Go do more then, show us, let's see the real max.

I don't claim anything, I do a thing then I show what I did here.  If others think it's a good lift, that's up to them.

[bhank]

You did not do my max for 10 reps, you did 280x10.  My best deadlift at the moment is 345x2.

Awesome job my best recorded 2 rep lift is 350lbs of course it is on Bench Press. My max bench press is greater than your max deadlift you dumb fuck but yeah you got me

[Hulkotron]

Awesome job my best 2 rep lift is 350lbs of course it is on Bench Press. My max bench press is greater than your max deadlift you dumb fuck but yeah you got me

So that's a "No" once again on deadlifting 345x12, got it.  Bitch.

[bhank]

So that's a "No" once again on deadlifting 345x12, got it.  Bitch.

I would have done it prior to surgery you did not want to wager what part of this is confusing to you?